🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Billy pays to put his daughter through law school, while Karl names his son after a dick joke and lets himself go bankrupt over being too mad about Donkey Kong scores.
I liked to think I helped a little. My 3rd 3-pack of Rickey's got delivered today. I got 30% off with discount code "KARL LOBST." They even have free shipping on all US orders.
 
Even Karl believes is lastname is Lobst now.
It'll be hilarious if he actually adds the Lobst as another list of his so called psychological reasons for not being able to sleep.

YOUR HONOR WILLIAM BILLY MITCHELL HAS SLANDER MY LAST NAME AND I BEEN SUFFERING MASSIVE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS BECAUSE OF THIS MOCKERY ONLINE!

Also karl: did a shit-ton of videos about billy while delivered the most obvious slanders in each of it's videos.
 
Multi-generational raping incoming. I'd like to think the hot sauce sales since the first lawsuit have pretty much recouped the costs of the lawsuit for Billy. Even if they haven't, Billy's got a stable source of income for the rest of his life as long as he doesn't fuck it up somehow, while Lobst relies on ad revenue and Raid Shadow Legends or whatever the fuck. I don't think his son Biggus Dickus is gonna be cruising through law school any time soon, because his dad's a retard.
 
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It'll be hilarious if he actually adds the Lobst as another list of his so called psychological reasons for not being able to sleep.

YOUR HONOR WILLIAM BILLY MITCHELL HAS SLANDER MY LAST NAME AND I BEEN SUFFERING MASSIVE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS BECAUSE OF THIS MOCKERY ONLINE!

Also karl: did a shit-ton of videos about billy while delivered the most obvious slanders in each of it's videos.
I could see a world in this happens.

Karl wins the lawsuit against Billy Mitchell. Stay with me here.

Billy wins his counter lawsuit which is x10 Karl's.

Karl owes big time after the small amount Billy has to pay him.

Karl will spin it into a win.
 
I'm not sure what he means about the notice of appearance.
Not a lawyer, but I think Billy achieved two things with this:
  • Karl now has to send a copy of all filings to Billy as well, basically doubling his mailing costs.
  • A notice of appearance can include service objections. I.e. Karl has to pay to properly serve Billy, or the lawsuit can get dismissed. Based on history I would assume Billy's legal representation went for the option that felts Lobst the most.
 
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In other news:

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King's Billy DRAGON SAUCE Its back on the menu boys!

Billy's Xeet - New victory. New label. VERY limited edition.

discount codes “JOBST” “KARL LOST” or “KARL LOBST” for 10% off!

So if you're one of those who never got the chance to give it a taste to your food with the dragon sauce, Now is your time.
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Seems it can be ordered since today
 
It is official, the Jobst v. Mitchell feud is now inter-generational.
The Lobst will be double fried.

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Attached PDF of the notice of appearance of the lawfirm.
Michele T. Mitchell is going to have some of those lobst salty tears when she destroys, obliterate and make a bigger emotional hole to the albino soy faggot.

Let it be known: Billy Mitchell raised his son and daughter to manage stuff for him from time to time. and in top of that to let her daughter to represent him just to flex how much success have over some aussie youtuber fag with a chink chonk plank flat wife.
 
Billy: World record holding videogame champion (unironically LITERALLY the GOAT), strong jawline and genes, loving family+incredibly successful and intelligent child, rugged beard, put up house to support family (who loves him), runs multiple established businesses, happy, isn't australian, cool guy you'd want to talk to

Lobst: pushes soylent and raid shadow legends to kids, literally can't be outside for too long or his skin falls off, cries over goldeneye, ordered foreign wife on the internet, child with mixed beta bitch genes and a spiteful name who will be bullied, sold house because of an internet fight doesn't care if his family is homeless (luckily they're already embarrassed of him), has no assets or businesses, cries at night, awkward and cringe would not be able to have a conversation with you (nor would you want one)

"But at least I have discord"
 
What the fuck is Karl doing? He fell right into a trap. Now they’re going to burn this pro se fucker alive, worse than if he were trapped out in the outback in the summer with no shade. Billy is like Scott Hall he’s the bad guy, but he’s so cool you cheer for him anyways. After Karl’s mail-order bride leaves him, at least he’ll be able to replace her quickly with his patented approachhernow system.
 
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