JOHN DOE (Chirayu Rana) v. JPMORGAN CHASE & CO., AND LORNA HAJDINI (New York County New York, index number 155620/2026) - The case where a 6 foot Indian Greer wants us to believe he was raped by an Albanian woman to the point he cried, gave us the line "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons!", certified gem suit

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It seems like all these employers just wanted rid of him and wrote him a good reference to make him someone else's problem.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
It seems like all these employers just wanted rid of him and wrote him a good reference to make him someone else's problem.
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An all too common problem. This dude should have realized it, and taken the "fuck off, go away" money. I hope JP Morgan rapes gis bank account, and the bank account if his next seven reincarnation.
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Have any pics of the "fish head wife" come out? I'm curious what she looks like.
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At least, according to some of what I'm seeing on Twitter - and what's being repeated in like, every Jeet gossip column from Kerala to Punjab - he might not even have a wife.
 
The NY Post is all over this thing. I'm gonna archive all their reporting thus far and put them here. They're very proud of the fact that no one bothered to look deeper into this mess besides them.
Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe is unmasked
By James Franey
Published April 30, 2026, 5:31 p.m. ET
Chirayu Rana — former JPMorgan banker at center of ‘completely fabricated’ ‘sex slave’ allegations against Lorna Hajdini — left new job 3 weeks ago
By James Franey
Published May 1, 2026, 9:54 a.m. ET
Chirayu Rana, ex-JPMorgan staffer accused of ‘fabricated’ sex-assault claims once apparently asked legal chatbot for advice: ‘I was raped’
By Georgia Worrell
Published May 1, 2026, 2:43 p.m. ET
Joe Rogan rips ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana over ‘fake’ sex harassment claims against Lorna Hajdini: ‘horniest guy ever’
By James Franey
Published May 1, 2026, 7:02 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana spotted in NYC street-fashion vid before bizarre sex-harass claims against Lorna Hajdini — as his dad addresses scandalous lawsuit
By Steven Vago and Chris Nesi
Published May 3, 2026, 4:47 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana pretended his dad was dead to get bereavement leave — but he’s alive and spoke to The Post this weekend
By James Franey and Steven Vago
Published May 4, 2026, 3:11 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana files wild new claims against exec — including lurid threesome invitation — days after going viral with ‘fabricated’ sex slave allegations
By Peter Senzamici
Published May 4, 2026, 5:30 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana was referred for mental treatment after probe into ‘sex slave’ claims found nothing: sources
By Ben Kochman and Emily Crane
Published May 6, 2026, 1:38 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana turned down $1M, made eye-popping settlement demand before filing ‘fabricated’ ‘sex slave’ suit: sources
By James Franey
Published May 6, 2026, 1:50 p.m. ET
Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana hired lawyer who repped Epstein accusers
By Chris Nesi
Published May 7, 2026, 6:30 a.m. ET
That one picture of him walking across the street is from some random ass tiktok account who just films guys walking around NYC in suits.
 
WE GOTS US A COUNTER SUIT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA BUUUUUUUUUUDDDYYYYY!
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I've got what docs I can get downloaded as a PDF and as images. I've not gone through any of them yet.
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When trying to view filing 16, the request to seal, I'm met with this.
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She deserves every last penny that Jeet has and will have in the future.

Imagine some smelly Indian freak accuses you of sexual assault both to humiliate you for his sexual pleasure AND to extort money out of your shared employer.
 
Vibralldo said:
She deserves every last penny that Jeet has and will have in the future.

Imagine some smelly Indian freak accuses you of sexual assault both to humiliate you for his sexual pleasure AND to extort money out of your shared employer.
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That's the most unbelievable part of this whole thing, as if anyone would think that an Indian guy could provide any woman anywhere at any time with sexual pleasure. The woman is clearly not insane, nor retarded. so there is no way she would think this, ever, for any reason.
 
Ralph Barnhardt said:
WE GOTS US A COUNTER SUIT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA BUUUUUUUUUUDDDYYYYY!
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I sincerely hope she wins, but I thought allegations made against someone in a legal filing (i.e. during litigation or when filing a lawsuit) were protected automatically from claims of libel, slander, defamation, etc., because otherwise you could just literally countersue anyone anytime they sued you for anything and claim they're lying.
 
I really hope they dont seal the case. I get why Hajdini may want too, but IMO it would serve her better to just have this shit aired out publicly. Cockroaches hate sunlight and all that. Frying this jeet in the public square would do way more to fix her reputation then to do it behind closed doors.
 
Her answer, the first part of number 12, is a pretty dry read, to be honest. Almost all of it boils down to some from of
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with an occasional bit of "that text message he's talking about was a meme video I sent to the group"
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or "This shit ain't even about me"
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and for reference, this is what the jeet's lawyer put in for those two paragraphs
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There are some weird redactions in the answer. They all seem to be identifying information about the fucking jeet including him referring to what race he is.
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I imagine this is because

Chirayu Rana​

is still considered John Doe despite the ENTIRE WORLD knowing that it's his slimy, unwashed ass so they have to pretend like he's in danger or some bullshit. I truly do no like this disgusting rubber faced ghoul and I hope he is fucked forever for his misdeeds and lies.
 
She took her sweet time filing this suit. That means she likely found a good attorney who specializes in eating pieces of shit like him for breakfast.
 
mindlessobserver said:
I really hope they dont seal the case. I get why Hajdini may want too, but IMO it would serve her better to just have this shit aired out publicly. Cockroaches hate sunlight and all that. Frying this jeet in the public square would do way more to fix her reputation then to do it behind closed doors.
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I really don't know what to think. I fully agree that this should be public so his ass can be fucking fried but...he's a jeet. Is it even possible to do that? This whole lawsuit is so unbelievably outrageous that there's no possible way he can win which makes me think this isn't about winning. It's about reclaiming whatever izzat he can from Lorna by turning her into the worst thing he can imagine, a racist that loves his cock because it's so good. Maybe starving him from attention is on some level a good thing? You certainly can't shame him, nor can you shame his kind. The fucker, despite the New York Post being told by a rep that he no longer works there, is still listed as an employee with Bregal Sagemount.
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The first archive was taken 2 weeks ago and I just took again so you know it's still live
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and so you know they didn't just hide his page on team section
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How do you shame the shameless? How do you work around someone who has no concept of the rules that our society has set up and will make a mockery of them and use them against you? Even if this blows up in his face publicly will he actually receive meaningful repercussions, ie, throwing his Gumby ass into pound me in the ass prison? If he just gets off on fines, if it even gets that far, he'll just tell his jeet kind that these white devils be jeetaphobic n poooooooooooo! They'll welcome him back into loving arms, the hero who stood up to evil jeetaphobia, and he'll be right back to fucking up other people's money in 2 years time. The best combat to that that I can see is if they keep his name out of the news so his fellow jeets will never hear of his rape plights and thus he'll remain just another jeet.
 
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