😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Soon he'll figure out he can't be bitraped if he doesn't stream and will just start doing videos you can't respond to next. Eventually there won't even be videos, he'll be writing this shit out on paper as the printer malfunctioning was clearly a plot by Trump.
Eventually he moves to a mechanical typewriter and goes full blown Francis E. Dec. I’m sad to see the end of the confetti rush. It was a great show while it lasted.
Sifu Uncle Ted arc when?

Also, I think his rants are hilarious. The show is still great.
 
We just hit a massive level up in the schizo realm. he now believes that there are signal based attacks happening to him that make his throat dry. He literally thinks that thirst is a Russian psyop.
 
We just hit a massive level up in the schizo realm. he now believes that there are signal based attacks happening to him that make his throat dry. He literally thinks that thirst is a Russian psyop.
I thought he was talking about Cuban/CIA sonic weapons.
 
Sifu is slim and I would have sex with him.
Even though he's most likely cut, I get the feeling his penis is stinky. Crazies tend to have weird smells.

Soon he'll figure out he can't be bitraped if he doesn't stream and will just start doing videos
He's had schizo meltdowns when his videos get stuck in processing. Pretty sure there's some screenies of him sperging alone in his chat about it. It's another conspiracy that he's going to sue over. Last time I remember him doing this in his sifu after dark or w/e stream.
 
Don’t stick your dick in crazy or the reverse. Don’t pull a Meiwaku, stalker

Even though he's most likely cut, I get the feeling his penis is stinky. Crazies tend to have weird smells.
I wasn't thinkinv about penises and smells, because you replied to a refference about Chris Chan(Being : "Chris is fat and I would not have sex with him"). But since you made me think about penises and smells, I can point out Sifu being decently groomed, which suggest he takes regular showers(What I can't say about most of KF users).
 
Consolidated phonebook for Alexander Ferguson Smith!
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Much of this is info that's already in the thread, but I think new finds include some email addresses, alt phone number, Linkedin, Google Plus, and a rarely-used Xitter account.
SifuAmbience // SifuSmith // SifuAsmith // blessedmafia // blzakksociety // sifu.asmith // daroki // Sifu_Max
(doubtful but maybe) smith335i
General Info
Social Media Stuff
The "not much info on page" pile
(For future searches: dox, address, information, unmasking, phonebooked,)
Credit for account findings:: Bilbo Boglims, cohle, Gaunt King Ithan Rilph, Winter, dumbledore, Drip irrigation, lol cow supreme, Barsik, Blotzhole, Scorption from MK,, and as always I'm sure many more!
 
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50+ Sifu photos (and don't worry only half are epik kung-fu posing)
An elite hacker must have infiltrated something, they 🎉sent me a dodgy link with this collection of sifu photos, all pulled from social media.

A few favorites to start-
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lawn pose.jpg :smug: nothin' personal, kid.
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490811163_2899049936941791_6137257507510671716_n.jpg kungfu 4914.jpg kungfu6.jpg kungfuforwardd.jpg kungfu4.jpg kungfu sword 342.jpg kung leg grapple.jpg 501316836_23983443297958883_284013025233266372_n.jpg 502905533_24008670492102830_2512466055961231734_n.jpg
on a horse?.jpg claw game.jpg jumpfu.jpg Iso kunggg.png
 
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