🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

Lolcow live chat for stream discussion and chit-chat.
Got this from Twitter, it deserves to be saved:

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Interesting, this superchat got instantly removed by the mods but he read it out about 5 minutes later.

I thought the mods hid the chats from Jeremy, but obviously he can still see them after they get yeeted. So all the instabanned superchats are seen by Jeremy and possibly Mel too lol.

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PRIVATE FLAT, YOU WILL REPORT FOR DUTY AT OH FIVE HUNDRED, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

WE'VE GOT AD READS FOR IS-RE-AL AND YOU WILL BE PRESENT, BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY TAILED, NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY ASS, PRIVATE 'MELONLESS' MAC, YOU WILL NOT EMBARRASS MY BELOVED CORP.
 
the retard cuck still has the wrong thumbnail for the livestream. Still shows Monday and doesnt have mel in the subtitle
and a -120 ratio
 

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WHY DOES HIS HEAD MOVE LIKE THAT GODDAMIT

Imagine the neck pain holy shit. It's a spasm every 4-5 words.

*head roll*
- umm....
*head yaw*
- you know....
*head roll*
- anyway...

"So, um"
*flicks head to the left*
"So, so um"
*flicks head to the right*
"So what are you juys"
*touches left shoulder with chin*
"So what are you guys doimg this weekend?
Calling it now, he's going to shed his fat skin and just split wide open, revealing the Reptilian inside that uncanny-valley, malfunctioning Jeremy suit. The Reptilian inside is also a cuck though.
 
Okay guys I need this to happen. I need Mel to wake up twice a week an hour before sunrise, shower, and put on makeup then show up to a livestream while the sun in still coming up.
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dunno if you saw today that he read out the chat asking about it (probably a troll with the same strategy). he probably knows it's likely a troll comment and doesn't give a shit lol. he wants her on in the morning. fuckin retard is gonna push away his last sweeper trying to project the last bit of influence he has left
 
YOU HEAR THAT PRIVATE MAC!?!? YOU ARE GOING TO BE UP AND LOOKING AT THEM SLOP ARTICLES AT 0900 HOURS, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?
SHOW ME YOUR WAR PAINT PRIVATE MAC! NO YOUR REAL WAR PAINT!

YOU BETTER LOOK LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL AT A CRYSTAL CASTLE CONCERT, BY 0600 PACIFIC TIME OR BY YAHWEH AS MY WITNESS YOU WILL HAVE TO GET A J.O.B. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
 
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