Disaster GMC Made The Hummer X For Me And My Climbing Polycule, And We Don't Want It - "Fucking Gay," Declares Tranny

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There's been a lot of talk around the Jalopnik Slack about who the Slate Pickup is for, with its spartan features and do-it-yourself ethos, and the answer always comes back the same — perverts, specifically of the maker variety. But GMC took that targeting one step further with its Hummer X concept; taking the DIY and modularity sides, adding to them a healthy dash of offroad prowess, and targeting a single, solitary pervert: Me. This is an SUV for me and the cadre of gorgeous polyamorous transgender women I rock climb with, and we don't want it.

The Hummer X is for "the 'builder maker' – someone who doesn't just drive a vehicle; they build it, modify it, and share it with a community that gets it." That's me, a woman whose tiny Brooklyn bedroom contains a full set of power tools, a mechanic's tool set, a 3D printer, a small wood shop, a set of electronics repair tools, and six action cameras. GMC also says it's built around the "Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints" ethos, which speaks to me as a rock climber and lover of the natural world. Even Daniel and Andy agree, this car is built for me and the adjacent polycules. But I polled the gorgeous transfem climbers with whom I surround myself. I talked to exes, people I'm semi-seeing, interested parties, and plain ol' friends. Responses to the Hummer X included "Who is this for," "I think its silly," "That car looks it was ai generated in 2022,"and perhaps most succinctly, "oh i f*cking hate this."

The Hummer X is just so comical in its appearance, so absurd in its proportions, so fragile in its masculinity, that we can't take it seriously. It seems more built for appearance than for practicality, which of course, as a concept, it is — Logan and Daniel may be convinced this is coming to market, but I'll eat my hat if something this wild-looking ever shows up on dealership floors. The concept of an REI-core modular electric SUV is a good one, but this execution just doesn't appeal.

I love the Rivian R1S and the Slate Pickup, I actively want a vehicle big enough to haul my friends to the crag, I should be an easy score for GMC here. Yet the design has driven me, and the trans women I climb with, away. I want to make my own car parts, but I don't want to make them for this — give me a Slate any day.
 
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Agarathium1066 said:
Then don't buy the vehicle you whining harpy! The world does not have to cater to you.
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He came out as a tranny while reviewing a EV car
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Amber DaSilva


Amber joined Jalopnik in 2021. Although she covers the broad automotive world, her heart remains with motorcycles and public transit.
She once held her old Subaru Legacy GT wagon in a stable drift for half a mile of highway, in a blizzard just to avoid sliding into the median.
Amber managed to pass Ducatis and scare R6es at a track school on her decade-old GS, on $100 tires, in the rain. She's not quite sure how she survived the course either.
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Amber broke free of the enterprise tech marketing world in 2021 and immediately cut loose to Jalopnik. She moved to Brooklyn and bought a motorcycle in hopes of becoming cool, which didn't work, and started blogging about cars, bikes, and the laws that affect them. She's since done everything from electric off-roading to motorcycle track riding and has decided the latter is preferable. Two wheels are good. Stay tuned for more takes.

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This is such performative colonization of the "lesbians drive Subarus" idea. No, they did not make an ugly-ass car for ugly-ass men in dresses to drive. Lesbians like Subaru's because of their utility and reliability and how you can put surfboards and bikes on it and shit. They don't give a fuck that it's an ugly little car. This tranny wants to be "cool car woman" so bad but he completely misunderstands what women like about cars. It's not the way they look, it's how they feel to drive and how reliable they are and how many groceries/dogs/bicycles with stickers on them you can cram into the back.
 
Blewberry Nausea said:
You hate the Hummer X because it is masculine
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Bro it’s electric. Therefore it is not masculine, but gay. That’s why the troon is writing about it.

What a stupid goddamn idea. EVfags don’t want it because it’s a hummer. Hummer lovers don’t want it because it’s electric, and off-roaders don’t want it because it’s too god damn big and heavy.

Get a Bronco or a Land Cruiser.


General Emílio Médici said:
Still not as retarded as the electric Hummer they made a while back.
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I got news for ya. They’re electric.
 
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Pendulous Dong said:
That's me, a woman whose tiny Brooklyn bedroom contains a full set of power tools, a mechanic's tool set, a 3D printer, a small wood shop, a set of electronics repair tools, and six action cameras.
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Lol veery feminine.
RNTard said:
honestly he was actually kinda cute nerd before he transitioned
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Zoom,ENHANCE! Lolita and Audrey posters.
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AGP? HSTS? Or both?
 
Beelzebub's Lawyer said:
I looked up Jalopnik, the website that this article is from, and it's a 21 year old website dedicated to cars.
That being said, what the fuck is this article? Half of it is about the sex weirdo that wrote it, the car seems to be an afterthought.
Can these fuckers stop inserting themselves into everything they do?
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Jalopnik used to be funny. They were a tongue-in-cheek site that would do light hearted articles that weren't entirely serious and were often fun reads.

Now they're... this...


General Emílio Médici said:
Still not as retarded as the electric Hummer they made a while back.
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A while back? All of Hummer is EV. They were brought back as purely EV.

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Jeep reigns supreme in the fag car sphere, GMC could never have such a following of homosexuals to buy their terrible shitbox cars as Jeep has managed to obtain for their terrible shitbox cars.
 
The Hummer EV is absolutely gorgeous. I love the moon map designs on the trims, floor mats, and tonneau cover. I love the absurd amount of storage space. I'd trade my BMW for it any day.

Honestly, a lot of trucks are really beautiful these days and just as expensive as super cars and Rolls Royce. Onboard wifi, built-in inverter, rear heated seats, covertible roofs, level 3 self-driving capabilities, ai offroad suspension configurations, all while still being able to haul. I dont think other countries understand how glamourous the trucking scene is in the United States.

This nigga has a fucking grill built into his truck.
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Beelzebub's Lawyer said:
I looked up Jalopnik, the website that this article is from, and it's a 21 year old website dedicated to cars.
That being said, what the fuck is this article? Half of it is about the sex weirdo that wrote it, the car seems to be an afterthought.
Can these fuckers stop inserting themselves into everything they do?
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It's a Gawker site. Want a tranny's hot take on sports, you go to Desdspin. Games? Kotaku. Cars? Jalopnik.
 
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