😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Sifu says that the lawyer (lolyer) is bearing witness on his stream today

Elon and his AI work with Asmongold to learn from his analytics because AI determined that Sifu is one of the smartest people in politics and, maybe, the smartest person alive in general. The ElongoldAI would never admit that because they own Sifu shitton of money.

Microsoft is using Sifu to design their technologies to shift bitrates. But what technology does Sifu use to shift blame on bitrate shift from Trump to China, Russia, North Korea, India, YouTube, Elon, Asmongold, Microsoft etc.?

I will add more clips since I've watched only ~1.5 hours of the stream.

P.S. Also is audio in the clips delayed (or better says shifted in time ;) )? The clips on my PC has no delay.
 
Sifu woke up and started sperging out hard about suing his ISP on his Documenting stream
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Its of course a conspiracy and involves Trump
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CEO better watch out
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He probably means guy called CooKeeDoEPlays! now going under BigCookee. Sifu and him had streams together, [example]. Not sure if Sifu means the guy himself or the scammer using Cookee's personality. Cookee has a cashapp link in YT description that has same name (James) but other surname (if it actually his surname).

Also quick chat dump in cases of deleting VOD, just copy paste from browser (made around 8:46:00 :story: timestamp):
2:32 PM @SifuAmbience When you are literally being sued for violating my privacy I am NOT going to use your tracking devices to you fucking retards
2:32 PM @SifuAmbience these are the people lying to the police in your area
2:32 PM @SifuAmbience They sold your data so now they have to make it look like some of you did something so they don't have to pay out...
2:33 PM @SifuAmbience we are pretty top of the list of who is getting harassed the most because of all this and then they LIE
2:34 PM @SifuAmbience If you thought someone was a cyber criminal with my abilities, why would you continue sitting here attacking every single device that connects to their router?
2:36 PM @SifuAmbience My internet upload speed should be 41
2:36 PM @SifuAmbience PERIOD
2:36 PM @SifuAmbience NOT 26
2:37 PM @SifuAmbience Already a class action lawsuit
2:37 PM @SifuAmbience with a name and everything
2:37 PM @SifuAmbience it won
2:38 PM @SifuAmbience So they are attacking just like other rich people do when they've been caught doing illegal shit
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:39 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:40 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:40 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:40 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:40 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:40 PM @SifuAmbience I'll be investigating the CEO of my ISP today, and in the following months, and my lawyer wants to personally sue that asshole for not doing their most basic job. Protecting customers information.
2:43 PM @SifuAmbience Been running traces all night.. keep doing it. Almost there...
3:03 PM @SifuAmbience Taking note that the attacks are now set up to happen the second the stream has any more than 3 concurrent viewers.
3:04 PM @SifuAmbience This is an attack on my upload rate
3:05 PM @SifuAmbience So the hacker is using them to STEAL a n bunch of information... this causes the upload rating to fluctuate
3:05 PM @SifuAmbience Immediately hitting the laugh emoji
3:06 PM @SifuAmbience who sits in a stream to hit that at 8 and a half hours in a stream that we have been being attacked for those entire 8 hours
3:06 PM @SifuAmbience the person causing it on purpose
3:07 PM @SifuAmbience the person that got attacked by his ISP for being an asshole, so he posed as me.. found out my information, and called them a few thousand times..
3:07 PM @SifuAmbience except they could literally run an investigation on this moron.
3:08 PM @SifuAmbience Yet they dont... because they are stupid
3:08 PM @SifuAmbience There is already a class action lawsuit that was filed.. it has a name and everything
3:09 PM @SifuAmbience James Semrow is a criminal
3:10 PM @SifuAmbience They guy that used cookie monster as his Icon
3:11 PM @SifuAmbience and acted like a scammer every second of every day
3:11 PM @SifuAmbience Doesn't STAY IN HIS LANE
3:12 PM @SifuAmbience This is what he says while copying what every other streamer is doing to be popular
3:12 PM @SifuAmbience continue...
3:15 PM @SifuAmbience James Semrow is the guy who is doing this
3:15 PM @SifuAmbience see the emojis..
3:15 PM @SifuAmbience he never goes away
3:15 PM @SifuAmbience that is him
3:15 PM @SifuAmbience That's behavior of a stalker
3:16 PM @SifuAmbience this person is into voyeurism and tries to spy on people
3:16 PM @SifuAmbience it's disgusting
3:17 PM @SifuAmbience notice how he has intentionally kept the view count at less than 4 with what is going on with my internet
3:17 PM @SifuAmbience HE is the one that was FREAKING out a while back trying to get me to flip out on my ISP because thats what he did..
3:19 PM @SifuAmbience Anyone that sits here infecting their devices for the sake of screwing up my streams more is a psychopath
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience It's also a gay thing
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience he's gay
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience probably a pedo
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience see immediately the laugh emoji
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience why..
3:20 PM @SifuAmbience because he knows it's true
3:21 PM @SifuAmbience This type of stalking is gay obsession'
3:21 PM @SifuAmbience I've dealt with it before actually. Gay men are obsessed sometimes with a straight male.
3:21 PM @SifuAmbience for exactly that reason
3:22 PM @SifuAmbience they want to FORCE this person to be their best friend.. because they want a gay life partner, but wont admit it
3:22 PM @SifuAmbience just watched youtube remove a view live
3:22 PM @SifuAmbience there were 51 views and they just took it down to 50
3:22 PM @SifuAmbience still documenting.
3:23 PM @SifuAmbience We will being filing massive lawsuits against anyone that sits here and sides with TRUMP to attack a citizen. THIS is what we are tracking.
3:23 PM @SifuAmbience Because even Walmart is doing it
3:24 PM @SifuAmbience That's right. If you are threatened at walmart... this is normal and they don't do anything to investigate. IMAGINE THAT!
3:25 PM @SifuAmbience Oh also don't listen to her phone conversations thinking you can learn anything from it.. you cant. She fucking lies...
3:26 PM @SifuAmbience They are doing it to people they think they can get away with it
3:27 PM @SifuAmbience my mom always goes around telling everyone completely made up shit all the time.. so you can't listen to that.
3:28 PM @SifuAmbience She is dumb and easy to target.. which is why she's being targeted. The authorities around here then JOIN IN!
3:29 PM @SifuAmbience the police around here taken advantage of her, dont worry we have dirt on them too. They are illegally moving cars. Which is why cars are so expensive around here compared to other areas.

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3:46 PM @SifuAmbience and you attacked
3:46 PM @SifuAmbience Attacking someone who is speaking their mind about politics... that's a terrorist attack..
3:47 PM @SifuAmbience all this because GABAGE windows 11 updated...
3:48 PM @SifuAmbience all this....
3:48 PM @SifuAmbience WOW
3:48 PM @SifuAmbience It was fine before the "update"
3:48 PM @SifuAmbience I restart
3:48 PM @SifuAmbience NOTHING WORKS
3:49 PM @SifuAmbience That is the technical breech that happened to cause this chain reation
3:49 PM @SifuAmbience windows updated
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience so the update was malware
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience the cancel gaming
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience it's them
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience It's by design
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience and it is illegal
3:50 PM @SifuAmbience you own those games, and your own youtube channel
3:51 PM @SifuAmbience Microsoft wants to own you
3:53 PM @SifuAmbience Those flat lines is a cap
3:53 PM @SifuAmbience See how at the start it was normal
3:54 PM @SifuAmbience no flat lines
3:55 PM @SifuAmbience But not too long into the stream it gets capped by my upload rate.. and it's just because they are hacking it and stealing it
3:55 PM @SifuAmbience the POLICE are STEALING my internet
3:55 PM @SifuAmbience that is literally what they are doing
3:56 PM @SifuAmbience because they have no idea how to have fast internet or probably even how to set up their router..
3:56 PM @SifuAmbience they hire someone to STEAL your internet for them
3:57 PM @SifuAmbience concurrents CAPPED at 5
3:57 PM @SifuAmbience this stream was trending
3:58 PM @SifuAmbience They take evidence home and lie about it
3:58 PM @SifuAmbience they steal shit ALL the time
3:58 PM @SifuAmbience So I'm just going to leak the information I have on that too
4:01 PM @SifuAmbience East Earl Police Station does this REGULARLY
4:02 PM @SifuAmbience I was pulled over one time by those guys JUST because my car fit a description of the same one in a gas drive off... thats not probable cause...
4:02 PM @SifuAmbience it's called being dumb
4:02 PM @SifuAmbience sware to god right when he did that.. that car drove by with like 8 cops following it...
4:03 PM @SifuAmbience DUUUUHHHH
4:04 PM @SifuAmbience he was like.. well I guess that was them
4:04 PM @SifuAmbience you know..
4:04 PM @SifuAmbience there's a radio attached to your person..
4:05 PM @SifuAmbience and a little volume knob...
4:05 PM @SifuAmbience DURRRRR
4:05 PM @SifuAmbience but you know.. cops never make mistakes...
4:06 PM @SifuAmbience That station violates laws all the time
4:06 PM @SifuAmbience So does pretty much every local police station I see
4:07 PM @SifuAmbience Complete dysfunction
4:08 PM @SifuAmbience We have them by the way..
4:08 PM @SifuAmbience the hacker
4:08 PM @SifuAmbience I know his location
4:09 PM @SifuAmbience Im filing a report with my lawyer, and sending one to the FBI
4:12 PM @SifuAmbience My internet upload is absolutely nothing at the moment
4:12 PM @SifuAmbience this is the attack
4:12 PM @SifuAmbience I am suing my ISP
4:12 PM @SifuAmbience we pay money for this
4:13 PM @SifuAmbience in addition to the class action already filed agasint them that I'll be taking part in that STOLE and LEAKED my data
4:13 PM @SifuAmbience have fun paying me shit loads of money while Im suing you all over again for exactly this
4:14 PM @SifuAmbience They've already been court ordered to payout millions
4:15 PM @SifuAmbience Man you people are stupid
4:16 PM @SifuAmbience you think because lawsuits have to be filed quickly sometimes that just because you dont see an outcome right away therefore its not happening... just not the case
4:16 PM @SifuAmbience lawsuits take YEARS
4:16 PM @SifuAmbience even afterwards this stuff is slow
4:16 PM @SifuAmbience I have until September to actually file for one of those...
4:18 PM @SifuAmbience so people are just often stupid and look at things at face value.. which is why they are defaming my channel with this attack everything situation. It is a last ditch effort as congress will step in
4:20 PM @SifuAmbience it's the same creator doing it because they are still attacking the same things. This is someone that hates it when you get more views than them, and stuff like that. Someone who wants to be famous...
4:20 PM @SifuAmbience but isnt
4:20 PM @SifuAmbience a fucking dumbass
4:20 PM @SifuAmbience my lawyer can see all of this too
4:21 PM @SifuAmbience He's very concerned and might actually take youtube to court himself for just how incompetent they have been
4:22 PM @SifuAmbience Im trying to keep up with this as its updating but they are attacking my inputs too
4:23 PM @SifuAmbience I type a word and sometimes it's like it has autocomplete and that's not the word I typed
4:25 PM @SifuAmbience that's the reality
4:25 PM @SifuAmbience I was right about that
4:26 PM @SifuAmbience and they changed it years ago, and it was fine for so long
4:26 PM @SifuAmbience remember when it was just a little bit here and there... that was that streamer that was drawing attention to it in the first place
4:26 PM @SifuAmbience he wanted to know what it was..
4:27 PM @SifuAmbience Then after I said that actually it could be higher.. they agreed seeing my internet speed, and changed it. Again I have run 2 streams simultaneously at that set bitrate and had not a single issue
4:28 PM @SifuAmbience not until Trump started undoing checks and balances.
4:29 PM @SifuAmbience They are a terrorist after all
 
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YouTube maliciously shifts bitrate after Sifu mentioning presence of his lawyer on the stream, which Sifu treats as attack on the lolyer:

Sifu does not get trending and because of it viewers cannot see in-game fireworks in the night (:_(.The shifting happens to steal viewers and since Sifu is "engaging all the time" obviously the shifting also happens all the time:

Now more funny one: the feds were caught covering sex trafficking and because of it they attack attractive people. Do you see where it goes? Trump is obsessed with attractive young men, so Sifu believes Trump picked him because of that :story:


Sifu believes that he is spied on even through muted mic:

The clip where he talks about reporting FBI and a state trooper visiting his home and scammer "nosleepweeblo"

Caliph of Abu Baka said:
He's currently streaming with a surprise guest in his chat, the moderator called 365.
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I remember seeing him in chat when I was checking his Hearthstone streams. I have feeling that he scared most online friends away.
 
RollingRock2 said:
He likes to show his live viewers and stream views and complain his views are too low or something. I don't know what he is trying to say I don't think he understands live viewers and stream views measure different things
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He is crazy and believes that he actually has thousands of live viewers but the viewercounts are being blocked to both silence him and sabotage his streaming career. Likewise, the bitrape is done to sabotage his video quality which will bring down his viewer retention.
 
Here are some of the messages from the 365 that i caught. sifu was on the offensive as soon as he showed up, but 365 also said he was aware that sifu was talking about him. Not sure if 365 is going back and watching vods or if there is some secret sifu hangout we don't know about yet
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Later Sifu bans someone (a chatter?) with profile pic of his home or location near it and just moment after it 365 rejoins the chat, which, of course, makes Sifu very suspicious and paranoic. Then Sifu proceeds to talk how 365 used to ask private information before including phone talk, asked to stream together with Sifu, but then dodged him to stream with CooKeeDoePlays, which Sifu believes was done as "social experiment" on him. Seems like CooKee used to be Sifu's pal in the past, but something went wrong and Sifu believes he might be behind a lot "scam" around him.

CooKeeDoePlays has a discord group in his YouTube description with whooping 59 members, if anyone wants to investigate, maybe you will find guides how to shift bitrates, or some information on Sifu, I don't know.

That stream has to be a good showcase of how hard it must be to deal with schizo people. Imagine that you are always under suspicion of working on Elon, Asmongold, Trump and now CooKee to censor the schizo person.
 
Caliph of Abu Baka said:
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Sifu corrects the viewer, assuring him that it's China and Russia that are hacking biometrics. This naturally means Xi Jinping needs to be sent to a labor camp for his crimes and the richest Chinese get to cut in line at the store(?).
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Rich people have servants who go shopping for them, Sifu. It's totally what a poor person thinks rich people are like but can't even imagine.

North Korea is not protecting their people. Every dissident that has escaped says that they are eating bark off trees and if you are caught with a cell phone you get sent to a concentration camp for 5 generations. Your kids will be bread in the camp and their children will grow up and only live in the camp their entire lives.

Radar Heartbeat Detector: I'm can't believe Sifu is talking about this https://www.researchgate.net/public...ection_Method_Using_Radar_Non-Contact_Sensors I saw this when I was looking for something unrelated.
 
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I've listened half of the stream, quick notes:
  • 365 is doing haircuts and he did one to CooKee. 365's wife does not like when he talks with friends, however, maybe, it is limited to people like Sifu.
  • Sifu has opinion that some women care about only about financial value of men;
  • 2:21:00 someone superchats message "Free Nathan and those Haitians were asking for it" - about his father. Sifu proceeds talking how it was corrupt judge, Haitians lied and were threatened with jail if they take back their allegations. Also New Holland police officers mentioned, he calls them pedophiles.
Funny clip: Sifu caught in 4k 15k bitrate YouTube altering a graph.

 
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