Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Cuba is going to be a quick in-out adventure that will be over before the sun rises.
I think the only threat from Cuba is Shahed drone clones which the US coast would get raped by, but theres speculation about how many they have and they could never endure a sustained campaign before the US blew up every military asset they have without skipping a beat. They have S-125 air missile batteries and thats it. They don't even have S-200, S-300 systems. We could fire HIMARS from the Keys and they would never see it coming.
 
ok cool I will feature this because it sounds like something has happened but I enjoy that it's very ambiguous what that means. uncertainty and chaos are my vim and vigor
Trump signed a deal with himself from what we are reading, that or he signed deal with someone in Iran who may more may not have the ability to tell the IRGC what to do, since the IRGC has stated they intend to attack Israel tonight.
 
Trump signed a deal with himself from what we are reading, that or he signed deal with someone in Iran who may more may not have the ability to tell the IRGC what to do, since the IRGC has stated they intend to attack Israel tonight.
God fucking dammit of course the wrong post gets featured after Null drunkenly stumbles in here without bothering to read the last few pages. The prime minister of Pakistan posted about the deal before Trump did and Iran state media has also confirmed a deal has been reached. The agreement will be signed Friday. What has not been confirmed are the specifics of the deal.
 
Mehr listing the terms of the MOU:

New details of the 14-article draft memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States

The details of this draft are as follows:

1- Permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon

2- U.S. commitment to non-interference in Iran's internal affairs and respect for the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3- Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days

4- U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from around Iran

5- Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements

6- Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products, and derivatives, and Iran's full access to its financial resources.

7- The necessity for the U.S. and its allies to provide reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion

8- 60 days of negotiations to reach a final agreement based on nuclear issues and the full cancellation of primary and secondary U.S. sanctions, UN Security Council resolutions, and the IAEA Board of Governors' resolutions

9- Reiteration of Iran's commitment in the NPT treaty regarding the non-production of nuclear weapons

10- During the negotiation period, the U.S. commits not to increase its forces in the region and will not impose any new sanctions.

11- Release of $24 billion of Iran's frozen funds during the 60-day period of final negotiations. Half of this amount must be available to Iran before the start of negotiations.

12- Establishment of a monitoring mechanism to implement the agreement.

13- The final agreement is to be approved by a UN Security Council resolution.

14- Final negotiations will not begin before the release of half of Iran's frozen funds, the suspension of Iran's oil sanctions, and the lifting of the naval blockade; the final agreement will only be made regarding the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, the lifting of sanctions, and the economic reconstruction program for Iran, while discussion regarding Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups has been definitively removed from the agenda/Mehr
 
Trump signed a deal with himself from what we are reading, that or he signed deal with someone in Iran who may more may not have the ability to tell the IRGC what to do, since the IRGC has stated they intend to attack Israel tonight.
maybe israel isn't included. like in victoria 3 when you peace out and leave some little nigger to get beaten up by himself in a war you don't want to be in.
 
maybe israel isn't included. like in victoria 3 when you peace out and leave some little nigger to get beaten up by himself in a war you don't want to be in.
According to the Iranians Israel is included, according to the US they aren't. Israel is hitting targets in South Lebanon.


point 14 is horrific:

14- Final negotiations will not begin before the release of half of Iran's blocked funds, suspension of Iran's oil sanctions, and lifting of the naval blockade, and the final agreement will only cover the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, lifting of sanctions, and Iran's economic reconstruction plan. Discussions about Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups are definitively removed from the agenda
 
Come on, you kikes. Drop a nuke on the city already. You know Iran is too pussy-whipped to respond when they're so close to getting America to finally fuck off.
You don't want to nuke the city. Just the Hezbollah neighborhood. You don't use nukes

You use Fuel-air bombs
Come on you fucking kikes unload the daisy cutters.

Alright who do we side with on the FIFA Iran vs Egypt match? The muzzies or the gays?
Neither. We laugh at faggots who give a solitary shit about retarded, gay Brownball.

More like MedMan vs MES match. MedMan is funny and based, MES seethes and copes more than a tranny so I'm supporting Egypt.
Oh shit I didn't think about that. Clearly MES will have the best melt downs so
GO EGYPT! FUCKING GO! SCORE ONE GOAL IN 90 FUCKING MINUTES SO YOU WIN THE GAME IN THE MOST BORNING BROWN SPORT OF ALL TIME. YOU WAS KANGZ N SHIT.

I was told longer than that. Two weeks at earliest since Iran put tons of mines n shit in front of all the sites. I just hope Israel and the US know exactly where all of the HEU is. For all we know, Iran could be enriching smaller amounts under a hospital throughout the entire war.
They could not, unless we're talking nanograms. You need a huge ammount of space, power, and containment to process Uranium. If you had a couple centrifuges running in like a level of the parking garage, the Uranium would decay faster than you could enrich it.

that was six weeks before the war started dude. january 13. once war strategery became paramount the CIA said it's not gonna work, it would be puttings eggs in a basket with a big hole in it. we can try to change that, but when they did try to change it it was kiboshed by the kurds stealing the weapons instead of delivering them. personally i think that was just a sop to the israelis anyway, sure we'll try to create the conditions for a successful revolt, sure we'll try
I still don't believe Trump is talking about something that really happened. I cannot fathom a world leader admitting to arming a rebellion. I still think it is a mind game to freak out the regime. IIRC Russia still hasn't admitted to arming the Donbabweans between 2014 and 2022 despite the fact they had active service members working with them.

I hope cuba is less gay than this, good start, garbage middle point and awful ending, i give it a 5/10.
We haven’t even DONE anything yet and Cuba is already face down ass up on the mattress presenting a bottle of lube. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cuba is able to be resolved with even less military action than the Maduro raid.
Cuba so far has seen what's happened Maduro and Iran and said "We don't want any"
There is a chance they are playing possum and just hoping to run out the clock, but they have pretty much given up the Castros.

Iran isn't going to allow American equipment and crews onto its territory to dig out anything.
"Iran isn't going to allow US and Jew equipment into their territory to kill their leader with JDAMs."

I don't think Iran really gets much say in what goes down, same as your whore of a mother after I pay her $1.8 million rials.
Same as the average brit when the government decided to allow your brown paki ass to invade and leech gibs.

Mehr listing the terms of the MOU:

New details of the 14-article draft memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States

The details of this draft are as follows:

1- Permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon

2- U.S. commitment to non-interference in Iran's internal affairs and respect for the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

3- Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days

4- U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from around Iran

5- Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements

6- Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products, and derivatives, and Iran's full access to its financial resources.

7- The necessity for the U.S. and its allies to provide reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion

8- 60 days of negotiations to reach a final agreement based on nuclear issues and the full cancellation of primary and secondary U.S. sanctions, UN Security Council resolutions, and the IAEA Board of Governors' resolutions

9- Reiteration of Iran's commitment in the NPT treaty regarding the non-production of nuclear weapons

10- During the negotiation period, the U.S. commits not to increase its forces in the region and will not impose any new sanctions.

11- Release of $24 billion of Iran's frozen funds during the 60-day period of final negotiations. Half of this amount must be available to Iran before the start of negotiations.

12- Establishment of a monitoring mechanism to implement the agreement.

13- The final agreement is to be approved by a UN Security Council resolution.

14- Final negotiations will not begin before the release of half of Iran's frozen funds, the suspension of Iran's oil sanctions, and the lifting of the naval blockade; the final agreement will only be made regarding the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, the lifting of sanctions, and the economic reconstruction program for Iran, while discussion regarding Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups has been definitively removed from the agenda/Mehr
I didn't realize they stacked brownoid cope that high.
 
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