| # | Date | Description | Filing |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | Jan 15, 2026 | REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) | 1 2 |
| — | Jan 1, 2026 | ||
| — | Jan 1, 2026 | Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj) | |
| — | Dec 31, 2025 | ||
| — | Dec 31, 2025 | MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2) |
They're lying. Ofcom are legitimately insane, they act like 3rd world dictators and just make shit up constantly. They told the public they have high tech super scanners that can map your house and find all your secrets, that were assembled by nuclear scientists across black sites around the UK. They are a lolcow organisation that will make shit up, then pretend they never said it.
"I'll send in American detectives, I'll send in American police, I'll send everything in my POWER!"
And thats OK! We now have recorded the insanity, archived it, and uploaded a local hardcopy. They can pretend they never said it all they want after the fact. They still did, and it gave me and many others a great chuckle. Because do you know what would happen if they tried doing that? Just take a wild fucking guess.
They must be lying because you cannot call US law enforcement about collecting fines. The police are not debt collection. I cannot imagine any police department or sheriff's office in the US responding positively to a British entity asking them to collect fines on their behalf. It's such an outlandish thing to claim if you understand anything about US law enforcement.
The Nukes themselves are Britbong made, the boosters are built by the USA. So there's no issue with them setting them off, the issue is that the missiles don't seem to work anymore lmao. They tested them recently and it failed to launch.
Actually, you can, but you need a court order, from a US court.
Just like the infamous "TV loicence" trucks of olde. They have nothing but empty threats and vaporware.
I believe 4chan's offices are in a bigger US city which is at least less likely to have its sheriff bought out by UK money. Now if it were in suburbia or rural hell I could easily see a sheriff's department bought out for pennies. A bit like the Afroman situation.
They're too used to just being able to extract cash directly as a way of making people comply. I think 3rd world dictator is the best way of putting it. It's African style "IN MY VILLAGE, I AM DE BIG MAN!" Sort of chest puffing. Retard tier 'pull lever, get effect' sort of mystic thinking. They have built a cargo cult version of a big legal document and presented it to the US, but it's made of fucking straw a dung.
What planet are these bureaucrats living on?
Do the british even remember that people over here have the Second amendment? Like im sorry, this is not happening bro.
I get that but, like I said, it's such an outlandish lie. US law enforcement does not collect regulatory fines. Not local, state, or federal, period, end of discussion. I cannot find a single exception. It's like your child telling you he didn't eat the cookies from the cookie jar even though you have him on camera eating cookies, he has crumbs all over him, and he ate so many cookies that he vomited up cookies; except it's the main regulatory body for a supposedly Western country doing it.
" but we all know how it ends. It ends with 4chan just being blocked by the UK and them acting like they won the whole thing and didn't just make the most ridiculous lawsuit ever. Kind of infuriating. Its like when you are winning an internet slap fight and they reply with "its you're" then get blocked before you before you can reply. They know what they're doing is dumb their retard britbong pride wont let them admit it.
