4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC v. UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS 1:25-cv-02880 — District Court, District of Columbia

  • Docket No.
    1:25-cv-02880
  • Court
    District Court, District of Columbia
  • Filed
    Aug 26, 2025
  • Nature of Suit
    440 Civil Rights: Other
  • Cause
    28:2201 Declaratory Judgment
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    Jan 15, 2026

Parties (3)

Parties
UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, LOLCOW, LLC, 4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 31)

# Date Description Filing
13 Jan 15, 2026 REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) 1 2
— Jan 1, 2026  
— Jan 1, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj)
— Dec 31, 2025  
— Dec 31, 2025 MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2)
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thx1138 said:
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
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The anonymous hacker known as 4chan shall pay!
Balr0g said:
Someone should tell Trump that ther British Isles are a perfect strategic location and that he needs to conquer it immediately. Considering how weak Britain is the Us might march in laughing all the way to Buckingham Palace
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teriyakiburns said:
1812 was when you repeatedly failed to invade Canada, lost territory as far as washington, and then eventually managed to claw your way back to the status quo ante after British supply lines grew too long. Your only solid victory was the battle of New Orleans and the concluding treaty of ghent contained no concessions to Maddison's initial justifications for the war. It's really not the win you seem to believe it is. Just stick to the independence war comparisons, they're more more apt and you actually won that one.
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You couldn't conquer us again and you don't even have the excuse of the French doing all the fighting this time. You used plenty of the natives though, again, and we broke their backs, opening up the way west and forcing you to permanently cut them loose after quietly providing support before the war to ensure we couldn't settle the west unopposed. Hell, you needed to build a damn First-Rate bigger and better-armed than HMS Victory to take Lake Ontario from us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_St_Lawrence_(1814)
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
if you understand anything about US law enforcement
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I think I've found the fatal flaw in your argument.
AnOminous said:
We took a couple shiners in that. As an American I am not ashamed to admit that. But if it was a huge win why did nobody ever try to do that to us again?
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Fighting the British Empire to a draw when it was arguably at its peak its a worthy accomplishment, no matter how battered you wound up getting.
FunPosting101 said:
So what's the actual end goal here for OFCOM and for whoever in the UK Government and legal system support them exactly? They have to know they can't get this money, so therefore what is the purpose of this? To justify a separate internet for the UK?
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State-mandated homosexuality.
Vesperus said:
I wish it was. The idea that this magnificent specimen -
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- might come at me with an MP5 for saying "nigger" when all I have is sarcasm and a child-proof spork is not particularly encouraging.
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On the bright side, if you deploy enough sarcastic wit he'll break down in tears, and now you're the one armed with an MP5. I mean, he might try and shoot you with it, but I doubt he'd know where the safety is and he'd probably be too terrified of the noise it makes to even try pulling the trigger.
Andrew Graves said:
Ofcom are super niggerfaggots and I want them to try and come collect them
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They can collect deez nuts in their mouth.
 
Terrifik said:
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repo truck coming for you
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BRUH.

MY DUDES.

WE JUST CELEBRATED 250 YEARS OF NOT HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOU CHUCKLECUCKS.

YA REALLY THINK WE GIVE A SHIT?

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DING DONG.

Sorry for yelling. But. Holy shit, the hubris. "You have to do this because we said so!"

We are a sovereign power unto ourselves.
You have no power here, Britain the Gay.

Away with thee, take your failed brown colonists and their negative izzat with you, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
 
Sidon's fleshlight said:
If the British decide to do this, we’ll just kick their ass again like what we did during 1776.
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How would they get over here? They don't have an organic airlift or sealift capability for shit. They already often need US help for certain airlift/sealift.

Guess they could attack the US bases in Britain, least until we sic the US military dependent children on them and the Brits turn tail and run.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
If the US ever wanted to retaliate militarily, we would welcome them as liberators. Fuck it, at this point I'll take the Russians or the Chinese, but you guys are alright and I already speak English so I hope yous get there first.
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It's going to turn out out the King Under the Mountain who would rise when Avalon needed him most was some dude named Kevin, son of Cletus, of West Virginia.
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My home has maintained a steady 72 degrees despite temperatures ranging from 80-95 degrees the past two weeks. Not only can Ofcum not stop me from doing so, but they'll never know the same basic comforts my family and I enjoy as red-blooded Americans living in a First World country.
 
Was down at the local bar for the usual Friday night get together with my friends earlier, and I brought up the subject of this latest OFCOM posturing and joke of a so-called threat.

You could hear the laughter all the way out into the parking lot.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Is the UK aware in any shape or form that the United States of America aren't part of the commonwealth? Americans don't have your speech laws you limey assholes!
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That's all there is to it. If 4chan was consciously and deliberately facilitating the distribution of illegal narcotics, or of child porn, or simply allowed those things to happen because its ownership didn't care, to people in British territory, those things are illegal under American law as well as British, regardless of where the drugs and child porn are going. 4chan isn't operating under British jurisdiction and isn't violating any American laws, so whether it is violating British laws DON'T MEAN SHIT to an American court. British laws - any other country's laws - have no extraterritoriality in the United States. Let Ofcom waste British taxpayer money trying to get an American court to issue and enforce a judgement lmao
 
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I stopped considering England an ally of the US when they accepted violent Third World shit skins into their nation. Their country literally has become a third world communist shithole. Honestly, they need to be placed on the travel ban list and given the same treatment Iran is getting from Trump right now. If they don’t stop, they will soon become ash.
 

Ofcom Went A-C-c-C-c-C-Courtin' N It did riiii-iiiide Q-Q-q-q-Quangoooooooo!
Not the wooin' kind, the p-p-p-petition kind, the injunction kind Q-Q-Uh-q-q- Quangoooooooo!
Ofcom Went A-Courtin' N It did Riiiiiiide! Uh Statute and uh P-P-P and uh P-Pppp and uh
No revolver by its siiiide Q-q-q Quangooooooooo!!!!

Cuz the R-r-r-revolver's in An-an-an-Ankaraaaaa Q-q-q Quangoooooo
Erdoğan g-g-gave it to Keir with a b-b-bow T-t-t Quangoooooo
Engraved with his nuh-nuh-name and a box of luh-luh-live a doodle-attle rounds-attle-ditty
But Dunblane law says nuh-nuh-NO so it stays at the emb-emb-emb-a-tootel-latta-assy Q-q-q Quangoooooo!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Where Will The J-j Jurisdiction Beeeeee Q-q-q-q-Q-Q Quangoooooooo?
Where will the J-j- Jurisdiction Beeeeee T-t-t Q-q Quangoooooooo?
Where will the J-j- Jurisdiction Beee Way down yonder where the s-s-servers an a
First Amendm-m-ment grows on the eucalyptus treeeee Q-q-q Quangoooooo

The fine went out in the p-p-pooooost T-t-t Q-q-q Quangoooooo
Addressed to a f-f-farm full of kuh-kuh-kiwis and s-s-suh-suh
Feed and Seed a doodle-attle anons-attle-ditty replied
S-s-s-sn-sn-SNEED Q-q-q Quangoooooo!!!

Ohhhh they can't even import their own g-g-g-gifts Q-q-q Quangoooooo
The PM left his p-p-piece at the duh-duh-door T-t-t Quangoooooo
But they'll ride 'cross the sea with a b-b-bill for a f-f-forum
Where every anon owns f-f-f-four Q-q-q...

...q-q...

TWANG

Formerly Chuck's.
 
General Kalani said:
I stopped considering England an ally of the US when they accepted violent Third World shit skins into their nation. Their country literally has become a third world communist shithole. Honestly, they need to be placed on the travel ban list and given the same treatment Iran is getting from Trump right now. If they don’t stop, they will soon become ash.
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I learned this hack from watching them, but if you tell them your real name is Mohammed and you're muslim, not only will they drop the fine, they'll likely arrest the emnployee who sent you the letter under their "hate speech" laws, and offer up their women as compensation for "islamaphonia".

UK truly is a cucked state.
 
din365 said:
I learned this hack from watching them, but if you tell them your real name is Mohammed and you're muslim, not only will they drop the fine, they'll likely arrest the emnployee who sent you the letter under their "hate speech" laws, and offer up their women as compensation for "islamaphonia".

UK truly is a cucked state.
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Honestly, we should just drop it MOAB onto the UK and only except white native Brits into America.
 
General Kalani said:
I stopped considering England an ally of the US when they accepted violent Third World shit skins into their nation. Their country literally has become a third world communist shithole. Honestly, they need to be placed on the travel ban list and given the same treatment Iran is getting from Trump right now. If they don’t stop, they will soon become ash.
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>OFCOM tries to fine 4chan because they are gay retards
>This somehow equates to the UK should be bombed back to the Stone Age

Braindead moment
 
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