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If you put food in your sausage instead of snap-its, the sausage is edible?? Write that down!
*cut to MR SAUSAGE'S CAT staring at him from the kitchen floor. A notebook is next to him, but he is a cat.*
Ordinary sausage / Mr. Sausage - Internet sausage dad.
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*cut to MR SAUSAGE'S CAT staring at him from the kitchen floor. A notebook is next to him, but he is a cat.*
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Why did he diss bucees tho. What did the bucees sandwich do to him.
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Where's my School Supplies Sausage?
MIU
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Either this guy actually a food safety expert and is just the food equivalent to ElectroBOOM, knowing exactly how to keep things safe, or he is going to fucking kill himself one day eating his slop
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...Why?
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Science isn't about "WHY?", it's about "WHY NOT?". But it's honestly probably because the eraser steak fucked up his brain like the penny steak did.
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There's an ice cream parlor in my city that decided to make olive oil flavoured ice cream.
Mr. Sausage's olive oil sausage at least made a smidge more sense than that. A smidge.
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Do you guys think POPEYES cooks their chicken in OLIVE OYL?
Sorry my dad told me that joke earlier and he was so tickled I just wanted to share it
Sorry my dad told me that joke earlier and he was so tickled I just wanted to share it
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Mr. Sausage should ask that Reddit poster for an interview. He needs to learn more about this genius.
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Mistakes into sausages.
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