Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
ghas said:
Before he rage-quit yesterday, this was the reply to his post that prompted it.
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Wait this is the one who got “mad at him”, was rude and called him weird? More evidence on how delicate Russ’s ego is since he has to spin a post that calmly questions the things that don’t make sense with his story into being a personal insult.

I also think he’s manic lately, the whole “I could snap my fingers and end Taylor’s career” is exactly like what someone having a psychotic break during a manic episode would say.
 
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His friend was right, it doesn't make any sense. He could've given her whatever they agreed on, paid for his soda and left if he found her so repugnant. He didn't have to stay there while she ordered food, and he certainly didn't have to go to her place. He went there because he wanted to. Something tells me she became a whole lot uglier to him after she refused to kiss him. Russ rejecting her because he didn't like her face is the definition of a choosing beggar. I don't believe it.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
Look, guys. I think Russell is crazy as much as you guys do, but I finally got around to checking out the new Taylor Swift video and I think he might have a point. She's clearly gaslighting him.

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Holy shit....I'll take the power-level rating to comment on this. It's just too good not to. I watched that about 10 times and nearly pissed my pants laughing. Keep doing the GodJesus's work. Semper, Fuckin, Fidelis :like:
 
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nene526 said:
His friend was right, it doesn't make any sense. He could've given her whatever they agreed on, paid for his soda and left if he found her so repugnant. He didn't have to stay there while she ordered food, and he certainly didn't have to go to her place. He went there because he wanted to. Something tells me she became a whole lot uglier to him after she refused to kiss him. Russ rejecting her because he didn't like her face is the definition of a choosing beggar. I don't believe it.
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Shitlips has bizarre preconceived notions and expectations and expects the world to cater to them and when doesn’t (every single time) he throws a fit.

These expectations usually involve women but not always. This guy left a bad review about a grocery store he worked at because they didn’t check up on his feefees after he decided to not show up because of (according to him) a rude customer offending him.

Dude cannot understand the world doesn’t revolve around his ego and expectations catering to it.

He expected the hooker to look like Taylor Swift, play footies with him, ask for an autograph copy of his book and kiss him passionately while pushing away his money. Anything less than this was going to result in him throwing a tantrums and it’s why his life is a series of online tantrums and simmering anger. Life will never come close to what Russ believes he’s entitled to.

Where did he get this sense of entitlement? I’m guessing kid glove treatment due to his disability throughout childhood, being told how special he is, never maturing, broken brain and terrible PG romcom movies and shows.
 
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Where does one see stat reviews on hookers?
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Sounds like what's his face didn't like her, was embarrassed she'd make a scene so he coughed up the money and instead of being a normal person and leave, he stayed, because now she owed him, because he's getting his money's worth.
Gross
 
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I'm sure Shitlips was completely honest in his representation of himself when he was communicating online with the hooker and she was in no way repulsed by the real person. Nope, hookers don't have feelings of attraction or revulsion. Nope, they're just sex vending machines, put your money in, get laid. This is what Russell actually believes.
 
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Russell Your Jimmies said:
Here's Russ's radio ad he plans on playing

https://my.mixtape.moe/vrtbju.mp4
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'Knocked him off cloud 9'. Russell is such a truly miserable twat he's never even been on cloud nine.

Russell, I spent an hour in paint creating this splendid profile pic in honour of you. It is my gift to you, but you owe me a date and if you don't date me I'll sue.
 
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Russell Your Jimmies said:
Here's Russ's radio ad he plans on playing

https://my.mixtape.moe/vrtbju.mp4
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Lol holy shit, wheres the fuck radio station he can afford to buy a minute plus!!! time spot to play that steaming pile of retardedness ...with a fucking copyrighted song by a fucking Beatle no less, hahaha. GJ Russ.

Some podcasts might play that just for the sheer hilarity and to mock this dumbass.

I’m actually afraid Howard Stern will eventually discover Russ. He’s absokutely perfect wack pack fodder and with his obsession with prositutes and celebrities the material is endless.
 
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He didn’t like that hooker because of her face? That’s some next gen psychological shit right there. He hates himself because of his face, and believes his bio mom rejected him because of his face. So to him, he’s internalized it, and every person only has worth based on how they look. His hating others for their looks is a manifestation of him hating himself.

Weird. His life is a funhouse mirror of hate.
 
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He said he was going to place his ad on an actual station? Playing an ad on a radio station can cost thousands of dollars.

If his parents are paying for this foolishness, they need to stop before their son is a well-known laughingstock, rather than just known among a few corners of the internet as he is now.
 
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Russell Your Jimmies said:
Here's Russ's radio ad he plans on playing. I'm going to assume he doesn't have permission to use the song in the background.

https://my.mixtape.moe/vrtbju.mp4
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Why is he still insisting on calling his comic strip an "animation"? It's not an animation simply because you move the picture back and forth. Also, radio's not a visual medium so the "animation", much like everything he attempts, is completely useless. Unless he's planning on using this commercial for television as well, which would bring his state of delusion to as yet unknown levels.
 
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Hahaha his account of the "date" is incredible. It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George doesn't want to go out with the bald girl.

Also- is the Why I Sued Taylor Swift facebook page down? I've been checking it periodically in case he or kayli posted in there and saw this there yesterday. Seems like the page is down today

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[edits: my dumbass trying to upload these in the correct order]
 
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Radio ads should be catchy, witty, concise and attention grabbing...not the long-winded ramblings of a mad man. The voiceover is reading the script too quickly for anyone not familiar with Shitlips' story to fully understand the point of the ad. Plus, he's mentioning the lawsuit that DID matter when she was groped by the radio DJ in his own ad. Taylor Swift and radio stations have good relationships. No way in hell will any of them be stupid enough to air this.

Hey Russhole, I'm sure your sister appreciates you spending her birthday working on this and then posting publicly. Brother of the year.
 
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