Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
sharshorita said:
Because.... I cannot *wait* for the moment of failure. The book failure is a series of moments, but this will happen at one time like the trials.
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Russell when he loses: ANNOUNCEMENT! All of this was a joke lol. I had to light myself on fire in order for my plights to be noticed and validated.

Also Russell: It's Taylor Swift's fault I lost.
 
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I'd love to see brothels/prostitution legalized in Utah, only for Shit Lips to fail at starting his own cat house and to be banned from every last one that does open. Never going to happen, but it would be hilarious to see Russ attain one goal, only to be denied taking any pleasure from it.
 
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The tie in the grad pic and the hooker pic are both pink. I wonder if it’s the same one? You’d think he’d need a lot of new ones considering his drool situation.
 
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I could see Russ, if he met an ordinary, weird, dopey girl and became friends-ish with her, he could end up in a situation where the two of them were alone and he could, theoretically, commit some sex crimes. The problem is Russ doesn't care about ordinary girls. He is a living adonis, a 10/10 creme of the crop, and the only girls he cares about are not only attractive, but rich and high status. Movie stars and pop stars have security which exist to make sure people like Russ never get one-on-one alone time with the pretty ladies.

He attempts to sue and harass Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez because they're the only ladies 'good enough' for him. There's plenty of borderline retarded or psychologically damaged ladies who would be happy to be in a dysfunctional relations with Russ.
 
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The Manglement said:
I could see Russ, if he met an ordinary, weird, dopey girl and became friends-ish with her, he could end up in a situation where the two of them were alone and he could, theoretically, commit some sex crimes. The problem is Russ doesn't care about ordinary girls. He is a living adonis, a 10/10 creme of the crop, and the only girls he cares about are not only attractive, but rich and high status. Movie stars and pop stars have security which exist to make sure people like Russ never get one-on-one alone time with the pretty ladies.

He attempts to sue and harass Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez because they're the only ladies 'good enough' for him. There's plenty of borderline exceptional or psychologically damaged ladies who would be happy to be in a dysfunctional relations with Russ.
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Russ wouldn't go for Selena Gomez. I mean she is pretty but also has Lupus. He's too shallow to go out with a girl with a serious illness despite him being a deformed hobbit.
 
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Ass-burgers said:
Russ wouldn't go for Selena Gomez. I mean she is pretty but also has Lupus. He's too shallow to go out with a girl with a serious illness despite him being a deformed hobbit.
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Plus the last name Gomez would turn him off. And she had a kidney transplant this summer, making her medical issues bigger than his....something Shitlips couldn't handle.
 
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Not sure how many of you are familiar with the Karina Vetrano story in New York. The guy who murdered her (Chanel Lewis) did something similar to what Russ did in school, he wrote a list of the female classmates that he wanted to stab or something like that. Like Russ this guy was a socially rejected low IQ loner, with no friends, no job prospects, and a lot of simmering resentment. The only difference is this guy looked like a regular guy, so he blended in and he didn't appear to obsess over celebrities.

Its a good thing for society that Russ is deformed and sticks out and has these outlets to express his dysfunctions. Its a good thing he was helicopter parented growing up, making him afraid of everything. If it weren't for these things, then yes I do believe he would harm a woman sometime in his life.
 
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sharshorita said:
What a colossal waste of everyone's time and resources. Even if he did accomplish the impossible, he wouldn't be able to open his own brothel, and he'd be banned from any that opened in short order.

His delusional optimism is amusing though. If only I moved to Canada, I'd for sure be able to have a relationship with this person. Sure, every woman in the world I've met so far has rejected me, but all it would take is a move.

I hope that he is pinning just... an incredible amount of hope to this idea that he's going to get the State of Utah to legalize prostitution. I hope he lies awake at night, thinking about this brothel he's going to own and the sex he'll have. I hope that he believes he'll be famous, a Dennis Hof or Hugh Hefner type figure. I hope that is what he uses to console himself about the failure of his book.

Because.... I cannot *wait* for the moment of failure. The book failure is a series of moments, but this will happen at one time like the trials.
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He's already convinced he's won. He's been saying "I'm legalizing brothels in Utah" as if the outcome was a forgone conclusion. When it's dismissed, he's done. That's the last thing he had to pin his hopes on. Everything he's done has ended in failure. I'm sure we'll get an angry rant about it, but that's all I hope happens.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He's already convinced he's won. He's been saying "I'm legalizing brothels in Utah" as if the outcome was a forgone conclusion. When it's dismissed, he's done. That's the last thing he had to pin his hopes on. Everything he's done has ended in failure. I'm sure we'll get an angry rant about it, but that's all I hope happens.
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He even uses that as a plus in "why you should date me". If that's not a red flag, then I don't know what is.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
He even uses that as a plus in "why you should date me". If that's not a red flag, then I don't know what is.
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I imagine he thinks that it makes him look progressive. I also imagine, however, that it comes across to the ladies as, "I'm actively working on making it easier to cheat on you." There's no way you can hear Russell say that he wants to legalize prostitution and not assume that he's doing it so that he can use it.
 
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@An Sionnach Seang - I hope it's not too late to make this request. Could you have Russ work up to more "posh" British accents - "Southern" or "BBC announcer" type - as he seems to be learning his lesson. Then, when it's obvious that he's showing the reader why he's wrong and choosing to remain so,* have him slip back in less "refined" accents. Sort of like Flowers For Algernon, where the narrator gains intelligence through a science experiment, only to lose it and return to his exceptional self.** If you feel you're already past the point in the story arc where you can work it in smoothly, no problem. I just wish I'd thought of it earlier.


*Still one of the weirdest narrative devices I've ever seen in an autobiography, even for a habitual liar.
**No offense to anyone in the North or Midlands of England - "some of my best friends are..." etc. (true, actually) I just imagine Michael Palin doing that accent, and it cracks me up.
 
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zerohitwonder said:
@An Sionnach Seang - I hope it's not too late to make this request. Could you have Russ work up to more "posh" British accents - "Southern" or "BBC announcer" type - as he seems to be learning his lesson. Then, when it's obvious that he's showing the reader why he's wrong and choosing to remain so,* have him slip back in less "refined" accents. Sort of like Flowers For Algernon, where the narrator gains intelligence through a science experiment, only to lose it and return to his exceptional self.** If you feel you're already past the point in the story arc where you can work it in smoothly, no problem. I just wish I'd thought of it earlier.


*Still one of the weirdest narrative devices I've ever seen in an autobiography, even for a habitual liar.
**No offense to anyone in the North or Midlands of England - "some of my best friends are..." etc. (true, actually) I just imagine Michael Palin doing that accent, and it cracks me up.
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the only problem is that he doesn't learn his lesson at all; he remains completely deluded and narcissistic throughout the book

another point is that your man takes himself incredibly seriously, so having a progression of this kind would (admittedly in a small, insignificant way) be pandering to his ego

as it stands, the casual chatty tone of my reading combined with the accents totally undermines any kind of seriousness - also, some of these accents are fantastic for deadpan readings of completely ridiculous material, especially scouse, Hull and the upcoming Belfast chapter

I could try doing one of the shorter chapters in a Kenneth Williams voice though
 
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Whatever works. You're doing great as it is! Sometimes when I'm doing household chores or even just relaxing, I leave it playing in the background. I just get lost in the voice, then I remember what you're reading, and it gets me laughing all over again.

And you're right, he never does learn anything, so it would be difficult to pick a point where he "might" - I was even imagining the conversation with the attorney laying out what's wrong with his plan - the attorney with a posh accent and Russ doing Hartlepool or something - but that would require more extensive effort and editing... which is to say, more than Russ bothered to put into writing it.

Just thought I'd throw it out there, thanks for responding. But you are doing a stellar job, and the effort is most appreciated! By the way, how much editing do you have to do to remove your own laughter? I can't imagine getting through a chapter, or even a paragraph, in one piece.

(Not quite off-topic, just kinda tangential) ...oh, and who was that guy Monty Python did in that sketch Whicker's World? Was that a real tv personality? (Yeah, I could google it myself, but...)
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He's already convinced he's won. He's been saying "I'm legalizing brothels in Utah" as if the outcome was a forgone conclusion. When it's dismissed, he's done. That's the last thing he had to pin his hopes on. Everything he's done has ended in failure. I'm sure we'll get an angry rant about it, but that's all I hope happens.
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I am so very glad that's the language he uses, and I hope that is how he truly feels. I hope he has zero doubts.

What are the legal teams of the state of Utah and its officials, along with decades of precedence, compared to an out-of-work paralegal with a boner?
 
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sharshorita said:
I am so very glad that's the language he uses, and I hope that is how he truly feels. I hope he has zero doubts.

What are the legal teams of the state of Utah and its officials, along with decades of precedence, compared to an out-of-work paralegal with a boner?
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Here's to hoping he goes full SovCit when legalizing hookers inevitably fails! I can't wait to hear how state and federal officials don't have jurisdiction over Russ when he tries again, just this time with a gold-fringed flag:optimistic:
 
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