In today's news I'll bring you another couple of furry twitter blowhards Rybark_ and AMillennialDog.
Rybark_ aka
Ryan Mason Hatlelid, 29, of Somerville, MA is a twitter shitter who has amassed 79.4K tweets in his time sperging about politics to furfags he regards as his "audience", which is what caught my eye since I find that phrasing embarrassingly autistic.
http://archive.is/igsOX
He's got multiple tweets like this with the same snide tone like having 3 thousand furfags scroll past your bloviation on their feed is something to be proud of.
He's some generic dog creature with some generic "couples" art pieces and thats basically his contribution furrywise to the furry fandom. It's a recurring thing you see with these insanely political furs left and right where their "persona" is front and center screeching at the pulpit about what they deem injustices and all that their "fursona" amounts to is just a mask of something cute to hide behind while they unload their toxicity from their throat.
Since his fursonality is worthless lets review his persona:
His facebook:
http://archive.is/yRIQW his facebook photos:
http://archive.is/hzGw8
I will say he looks conventionally attractive compared to a lot of lolcows on this site (it helps to not be a fat amorphous blob), but he should shave his face (I think he has facial hair to look older and is afraid of shaving it and looking like a teen) so why does he need a fursona? Like how deep is the perverted tendril of furfaggotry rooted into his skull that he needs to larp as a dogman online? From my skimming I turned up no pornographic commissions posted. He has a furry history stretching back years so there is clearly something there, never-diminishing, keeping him firmly engaged in the furry fandom that remains a secret.
In my opinion he should drop the furry business and just be a lgbt-focused wannabe pundit on youtube to try and attract a bigger mainstream audience than 3000 twitter furries and maybe he should go into any boston gaybar as a twinky numale and get his ~boipussy~ smashed by x/y/z and maybe a thick cock would do to shut him up from tweeting anymore when he cant sit infront of the computer.
His job:
A lot of stuff shows up for him online being in the health field regarding his work as a counselor (thumbnails click to fullsize):
hipaaspace
http://archive.is/cRmgg
NPIno
http://archive.is/pF1sW
yellowpages lol
http://archive.is/PjlSi
But there is one problem to my advice above to him and that's because he's got a furry boyfriend irl:
which brings us to
Christopher Egan aka AMillennialDog / magicaldogboy / thesameace is rybark_'s boyfriend who he rescued from homophobic parents in North Carolina to live with him up in Somerville, MA after a successful gofundme (deleted long ago) to pay for the move on up after a long-term long-distance relationship. (Click thumbnails to expand)
(his facebook has always been on lockdown
http://archive.is/6yz5r )
His fursona is a german shepherd dog and you might think "great its just another stupid dog creature" and while i would agree with you Christopher is super autistic about his breed choice because he and his boyfriend believe all other german shepherd dog fursonas are wannabe cops (based on the actual dog breed's ability to benefit society by taking a bite out of crime) and that AMillennialDog is ~special~ and they need to constantly differentiate themselves by tweeting about it because gsheps do not align with ~socjus~
http://archive.is/sSggK
http://archive.is/sSggK
http://archive.is/VDzIb
Unlike rybark_ AMillennialDog actually hit the jackpot with one of his political shitposts going viral
http://archive.is/xslIp
http://archive.is/LjFVM
I can reduce AMillennialDog's entire existence on the web with this 3 post recreation of his timeline.
http://archive.is/P30Ea
http://archive.is/Um8uz
http://archive.is/4NKBv
and before you give him the benefit of the doubt for posting cute dog pictures he uses the same 5 pictures to respond to people for YEARS this fucker can't even google to expand his god damn archive of dog reply pictures and post new dog pictures.
And ofcourse he is proud of his blocklist. Look at its growth rate in two months:
http://archive.is/vjuKP
http://archive.is/9Zp7h
*BONUS*
As you might surmise Somerville, MA is an expensive place to live so naturally the couple above are roommates to another furry couple: theSmudgiestCat and AwkwardRDragon
thesmudgiestcat aka Fred McCullough
Yes, he wears his fursuit to work. What are you a bigot? To deny him his fursona at work would be fursecution:
http://archive.is/zy5E2
Some other photos
http://archive.is/H2Ryd
http://archive.is/7GbXz
facebook:
http://archive.is/ZmFk7 facebook photos
http://archive.is/1rZmv facebook friends
http://archive.is/Mfg35 (including our boy ryan)
AwkwardRDragon aka Rachel Insinga used to be a man but trooned out
facebook:
http://archive.is/NZ6x1 facebook about
http://archive.is/Q75z6 facebook friends
http://archive.is/wH4ed
Something I love pointing out by linking to their facebook friends is how bullshit all this socjus is. These socjus people bitch on twitter about how white the furry fandom is all they have to do is look in the mirror and their own personal friendslists and their own white wealthy suburban sects of popular coastal cities the split rent in. These people are their own biggest hypocrites.
(in this case ryan and chris have both been hidden their friendslist though I would like to point out Ryan/rybark_ is something of a rat king since he has been friends with every publically listed friendslist I've found on facebook for socjus furries)
