Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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There's so much gibberish in that I can't even work out which "terror cell" Jake is talking about.

He's probably talking about the "Republic of Florida Militia" retards who's leader claimed Niko Cruz (the Valentine's Shooter) as one of his guys.

Of course, police haven't found proof that this is true and that ROF isn't just a bunch of attention whoring Nazi LARPers but that won't stop Jake, who needs to be threatened by nazis to show that he's a good person. So he'll just roll with what the ROF lolcows are claiming.
 
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He's probably talking about the "Republic of Florida Militia" exceptional individuals who's leader claimed Niko Cruz (the Valentine's Shooter) as one of his guys.

Of course, police haven't found proof that this is true and that ROF isn't just a bunch of attention whoring Nazi LARPers but that won't stop Jake, who needs to be threatened by nazis to show that he's a good person. So he'll just roll with what the ROF lolcows are claiming.

The latest I heard was that it might be a story basically made up on "4chan" which, okay, whatever... but if it was made up by people Jake\Brianna\etc would call gamergaters, and they're running with it, there should be some awesome cognitive dissonance.
 
He's probably talking about the "Republic of Florida Militia" exceptional individuals who's leader claimed Niko Cruz (the Valentine's Shooter) as one of his guys.

Of course, police haven't found proof that this is true and that ROF isn't just a bunch of attention whoring Nazi LARPers but that won't stop Jake, who needs to be threatened by nazis to show that he's a good person. So he'll just roll with what the ROF lolcows are claiming.

Yeah, law enforcement already refuted that connection. Even the SPLC called the ROF "leader" claiming a connection "a publicity seeker".

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http://www.tallahassee.com/story/ne...ist-militia-tallahassee-leader-say/341751002/
 
The latest I heard was that it might be a story basically made up on "4chan" which, okay, whatever... but if it was made up by people Jake\Brianna\etc would call gamergaters, and they're running with it, there should be some awesome cognitive dissonance.
The people who bitch the most about Russian influence, Nazis taking over, and fake news are the idiots who are most susceptible and fall for it every time....
 
Just a thought here but maybe if they ran a campaign with gore/nudity/violence/humor and all that other fun stuff instead of safe spaces where everyone just argues about pronouns they'd have more fun?

I don't think Jake would ever consider such a campaign. His campaigns are not about having fun and a interesting story but all about him and his views on gender and other SJW topics

(edit: Anyone think they can make a campaign like that interesting? I'd say making the PC's the villlains would be a good start on it)
 
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In my experience gay bars prominently feature three things.

~ strong drinks
~ loud music
~ lots of sexually aggressive people of both genders.

So yea despite being an LGBT staple it doesn't surprise me at all Jake and company are triggered by gay bars.
 
Gay bars are closing because increased mainstream acceptance of LGBT people means that there's less need for safe spaces and online dating means they can meet likeminded people more easily without having to deal with creepers and weirdoes. It sucks for the businesses in question, but for the LGBT community as a whole, it's a positive sign. Can't blame Trump for this one.
 
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I don't think Jake would ever consider such a campaign. His campaigns are not about having fun and a interesting story but all about him and his views on gender and other SJW topics

(edit: Anyone think they can make a campaign like that interesting? I'd say making the PC's the villlains would be a good start on it)
I think if you played it straight and made a sincere effort to encode Jake's worldview into an RPG system, you'd end up with something like FATAL, a trainwreck that people would read out of morbid curiosity and occasionally attempt to play when drunk.
 
It's funny that SGG lives in a town with a bookshop with a petting zoo, because so does Jake Alley of Niantic, CT. http://www.bookbarnniantic.com/ But they're two totally different people, SGG said so.

It does look like a nice bookstore though. Pity Jake is too much of a cunt to advertise their name on twitter because of his fear of nazis and gamergators.

I was gonna say, that's an oddly specific suggestion.

Now that we know it exists, someone should probably warn the place to lock up the goats when they see a bearded gnome walking towards them. tbf they probably do already...
 
So a "lesbian" who's actually a straight man LARPing as a woman and crowdfunded his penile inversion is made uncomfortable by bringing his wife to gay bars, and prefers the kind of "queer cafe" with more couples like him, where one person was born with a dick and one person was born with a vag.

So like....the kind of "queer" space that's actually just a safe space for heteros who are too special and cool to be plain old straights.
 
Jake has never gone to a gay bar or any other LGBT space, so I’m very interested in him interjecting in another matter he has no experience in.
I would love to see Jake in a gay bar. I don't know what would be funnier - him going into a LGBT bar and everyone just assuming he's one of those middle-aged creepers on the prowl for twinks or getting thrown out of a lesbian bar because everyone thinks he's making the old "lesbian in a man's body" joke.
 
It's funny that SGG lives in a town with a bookshop with a petting zoo, because so does Jake Alley of Niantic, CT. http://www.bookbarnniantic.com/ But they're two totally different people, SGG said so.

It does look like a nice bookstore though. Pity Jake is too much of a cunt to advertise their name on twitter because of his fear of nazis and gamergators.
My first thought when I read his tweet was "Oh, he's talking about the Book Barn." It's a great book store but not what I would consider the original tweet was asking for. It's owned by a straight guy and his family. It's LGBT friendly in the way the vast majority of businesses are LGBT friendly.
And there's no dogs. They had a giant Newfoundland for years that was sort of locally famous but he died more than ten years ago. Which makes me wonder just how long its been since Jake left the house.
 
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