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I know we call people autistic a lot as an insult, but forreal bro you sound aspergers as fuck.Okay, now you’re not even trying to make an original insult.
Fuck yourself should be where dinosaur bones are.
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I know we call people autistic a lot as an insult, but forreal bro you sound aspergers as fuck.Okay, now you’re not even trying to make an original insult.
Fuck yourself should be where dinosaur bones are.
This is a site that was literally dedicated to make fun of an Autistic man child. Either grow thicker skin or go back to reddit.Don’t be mean about it.
Trying to be threatening as possible makes you the weakest person alive.
Well I don't have the dox of him, but he is absolutely exceptional to me. This guy is probably the one and only a-log who can out-ween Hirtes. Some of the things he would do include spamming hateful messages to Chris, vandalism he probably made on the Cwcki, and even posting pictures of the un-clit. I suspect these two accounts are his alts sense they have the exact posting styles. Would be nice if someone dig some dirt on him.
Well I don't have the dox of him, but he is absolutely exceptional to me. This guy is probably the one and only a-log who can out-ween Hirtes. Some of the things he would do include spamming hateful messages to Chris, vandalism he probably made on the Cwcki, and even posting pictures of the un-clit. I suspect these two accounts are his alts sense they have the exact posting styles. Would be nice if someone dig some dirt on him.
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Yeah he's getty pretty annoying.
Ask and ye shall receive..That first one is beautiful. He's been trying to send pictures of the un-clit to British talk-show host James Corden for "ruining" the new Peter Rabbit movie, but he's getting the Twitter syntax wrong, so even if celebrities did check their mentions, Corden wouldn't see it.
I would give you a semper fedelis, but I don't have enough privilege.8 pages and not a single ween was hunted down..
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Ask and ye shall receive..
Thanks to @yawning sneasel, @Ride, @CasualSeppuku and @Cricket for their kind assistance and advice in compiling info on the below dumb chav:
Meet Christian White of Oxfordshire, England (Residing in Adelaide, Australia), also known as @ironpervhunter, aka @RobertF06345734, @sonichxchris aka @chandler_weston.
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First, let's start with the standard dump, courtesy of @Ride :
CWCKI: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Bobchanman (http://archive.is/DK5st)
CWCKI: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Ironpervhunter (http://archive.is/RCpFQ) (banned)
Erepublic: https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5150427 (http://archive.is/u64iz)
Fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5423738/Ironpervhunter (http://archive.is/UKoHV)
Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/Ironpervhunter/ (http://archive.is/WPIJj)
KiwiFarms: https://kiwifarms.net/members/ironpervhunter.22307/ (banned)
KiwiFarms: https://kiwifarms.net/members/knight-of-nachos.22485/ (http://archive.is/HC0qT)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ironpervhunter/ (http://archive.is/YU2KH)
Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/users/152514649/profile/ (http://archive.is/M82yI)
Telltale: https://telltale.com/community/profile/ironpervhunter (http://archive.is/oym93) (banned)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ironpervhunter (http://archive.is/pA2aK)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobertF06345734 (http://archive.is/OVDvK)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ironpervhunter (http://archive.is/dO1YL)
Match (Christian White): https://www.facebook.com/christian.white.180 (http://archive.is/121MM)
Photo with girlfriend (Thanks @Cricket):
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I. Proof of Identity:
Wait a second, how did we connect the ween to the chav autist?
Glad you asked, it's really as simple as it gets: Using his @RobertF06345734 account, he spammed Chris with multiple screencaps of a CWCki page he repeatedly vandalized:
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(Yes he spammed this 5-8 times in a row, I lost interest in counting a long time ago).
Let's focus on the actual caps he's sending to our favorite oppressed transwoman of lesbian soul:
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Now if we use our god given gifts of :autism: and focus on the upper right part of the CWCki screencap, we'll notice that his username is ironpervhunter, which is seemingly his favorite handle, you can confirm this by checking the edit history of that particular article. Now type that into Twitter search, and voila! Christian's powerword and place of birth is right in your vision:
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Additional confirmation lies among his reddit posts:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/..._luke_every_time_i_meet_a_new_person/c4c95s8/
http://web.archive.org/web/20180317..._luke_every_time_i_meet_a_new_person/c4c95s8/
Now search the name and location on Facebook and you got your man:
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Now, let's take a look at the more auxiliary connections, using the same ironpervhunter handle, we can find multiple other accounts with the same name, you'll find them all in the above dump, and we'll focus on their contents later, but there is still the matter of connecting the seemingly disparate Twitter accounts, let's take a sample tweet from each of the three accounts found so far,
https://twitter.com/RobertF06345734/status/974908437401288706 (http://archive.is/dIIFJ)
https://twitter.com/sonichxchris/status/974466070122708993 (http://archive.is/4LYrt)
https://twitter.com/chandler_weston/status/974908099441016832 (archive) "archive.is crapped out on me here, so wayback machine it is"
if you look at all of the accounts closely, you'll find that:
1) the 1st and 3rd tweets share the exact same screenshot, and if you look at the top of the screencaps in each tweet, they all share the exact same mobile network provider (OPTUS).
2) All have the same typing style and moronic sense of "humor", and by humor, I mean things like this:
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EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget that he actually has screenshots of Chris's fucking taint on his phone, of course it's only because he wants to troll CWC lel:
https://twitter.com/sonichxchris/status/972073495147327488
http://web.archive.org/web/20180317233402/https://twitter.com/sonichxchris/status/972073495147327488
Truly sad and pathetic..
Now, there's one last detail to take care of, and that is his 2nd KF account, Knight Of Nachos, how do we know that Knight of Nachos = Christian White?
Believe it or not, this 2nd account was discovered purely by accident, as it was created after the original @ironpervhunter account was banned for CWCki vandalism, I just saw a new user posting in this board that struck me as particularly moronic, checked the user page + posts, and found 3 details that activated my almonds:
After consulting with @yawning sneasel and @CasualSeppuku , they both confirmed that the two KF accounts share the same IP address, which points to Adelaide, Australia, which also matches the telecom network.
- Medieval knight avatar is similar in theme to ironpervhunter's YouTube account avatar.
- Openly claims to be from Oxford, which matches the established info.
- Similar typing style and sense of humor.
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II. False Superiority:
Now that we have established Christian's involvement in weening Chris, we need to examine why Christian feels so superior to his fellow tard, and the answer is because he got to what OPL wants above all else, Christian White's Love Quest is truly complete:
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The presumably very nice woman in the photo is Samantha Macbeth (Facebook), and not only is she two decades older than Mr. White..
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https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest...e_best_thing_that_has_ever/dev1ev5/?context=3
(http://archive.is/ZNvYj)
..But she also gives him some very nice gifts in a very.. motherly fashion:
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I think I see someone enjoying his Barb 2.0 very, very much.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/616ade/jealousy/
http://web.archive.org/save/https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/616ade/jealousy/
Samantha, if you're seeing this, please know that your dear boy Christian has put his shiny new phone to very good use: Hounding and harassing a completely indifferent, utterly uncaring, yet still vulnerable disabled person on the internet.
Oh, and I think that the two Christians share more than one hobby:
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III. Online Shenanigans:
Now that we have covered what Christian's like as a ween, and what makes him feel he is superior to OPL, let's see what he's up to when he's not weening on Chris.
If you recall, the info dump included links to his Telltale, Fanfiction.net and reddit accounts, so let's go through them and see what we can find, excluding what we already uncovered:
Apparently, even Christian's friends think he's a tard:
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Origin story of his online handle, the man seems to take a lot of strange pride in his ability to understand pervs, idk why (Thanks @CasualSeppuku !):
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http://web.archive.org/web/20180317...hats_the_story_behind_your_user_name/csva5xe/
Fanfictions about a kid trying to rape an adult and one about a kid touching herself (again, thanks to @CasualSeppuku):
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10085715/1/Desire-among-the-wasteland
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10134747/1/Love-and-luster
I am just going to drop this in with no comment, keep in mind that Clementine is underage:
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https://telltale.com/community/discussion/51962/sexual-assualt-on-clem/
https://web.archive.org/web/2018031...nity/discussion/51962/sexual-assualt-on-clem/
But you know what? All is good in the world, truly, because his TRUE and HONEST A-Logging senpai noticed him:
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Now that everything is successfully archived, we tag in our lovely new friend.
@Knight Of Nachos
oh hai christian
And I ran, I ran so far away
he can run but he can't hide, we'll find him soon enoughlol. He's running damage control and deleting/privatizing stuff.
I am not sure if he deserves this, but I find his Twitter page horrifying. I found this twitter user commenting on Chris regarding the closure of Toys R Us. When I checked his profile, I got bombarded with furry contents and other Alt-Right whatnots. I think he has a potential to be a cow for Animal Control.