Careercow MasterKnightDH / Nesshelper

I challenged a moron to a one-on-one. He declined. Since he's a coward, that means I won by default! Here are the results: If this were an "RPG", I'd gain VERY little experience regardless of circumstances. I got 20,000 Talons. I got some Mithril Armor. I got a pair of Mithril Gloves. I got a pair of Mithril Boots. I got a Mithril Helm.
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Read this on his ED page. Pretty sure it gave me a dose of autism.
 
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That 'They should be Raped... Horribly!' line, (and really, that whole rant) creeped me out to all hell. What an incredible disconnect from reality this freak has.

And how does this turd get to dump many hundreds of dollars on going to tournaments? Yeah, I know the answer must be tugboat , but it's still fucked up- I really feel someone like him should only have what he is worth.

Which is nothing.
 
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"THE BATHROOM... IS SMALL!"

Ugh, how does this guy get anywhere with his plain annoying atmosphere.
Or, rather, the painful suffering of anyone who goes near him.

But in all seriousness, have we seen this guy play Earthbound?
Not to long till the weens mention OPL to him.
 
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Hakurei said:
"THE BATHROOM... IS SMALL!"

Ugh, how does this guy get anywhere with his plain annoying atmosphere.
Or, rather, the painful suffering of anyone who goes near him.

But in all seriousness, have we seen this guy play Earthbound?
Not to long till the weens mention OPL to him.
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He did a partial LP of it. I watched part of the first video, and it's as horrible as you'd expect.
 
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Apparently breaking into hysterical sobs is a thing for him. He does it in this one too: http://vimeo.com/26285072
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Okay, the speech impediment is one thing; he can't help that. But the music is freekin' blaring. I can't hear him over it. I could make out him complaining about being blocked by women on facebook, I presume - which makes it the second video I've seen wherein he mentions that happening. Dude, if women keep blocking you, perhaps ... gee, I dunno, I'm just putting this out there ... perhaps they don't want to associate with you.
 
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So, he's a tierfag and a "Nice Guy" who doesn't even pretend to be nice. Wow, what a cretin. What kind of goatse says that women deserve to be raped because they block him on MySpace? Jeez, no wonder why he associated with Moleman.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Okay, the speech impediment is one thing; he can't help that. But the music is freekin' blaring. I can't hear him over it. I could make out him complaining about being blocked by women on facebook, I presume - which makes it the second video I've seen wherein he mentions that happening. Dude, if women keep blocking you, perhaps ... gee, I dunno, I'm just putting this out there ... perhaps they don't want to associate with you.
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Lol. You know women aren't allowed to choose who they want to associate with. They've got to come flocking to him despite the fact that hes a fat screaming autist who can barely talk and whos hair looks like a shitty sculpture made by an intoxicated community college student.

Its like...the law and shit.
 
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Springblossom said:
One more noteworthy video he took down: http://vimeo.com/26275722

In which MKDH rages over one of Super Mario RPG's minigames
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Okay, in fairness, have you tried to beat that minigame? I played through it with a long distance friend over zSNES and we spent a solid twenty minutes raging at it. Granted it may not be as bad when it's not on an emulator, but I really can kind of understand his pain.
*SIGH*
 
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Okay, in fairness, have you tried to beat that minigame? I played through it with a long distance friend over zSNES and we spent a solid twenty minutes raging at it. Granted it may not be as bad when it's not on an emulator, but I really can kind of understand his pain.
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You just have to get the timing right. Just don't even focus on the screen, really. Just relax and press the buttons in tune with the beat.
 
Ok so I'm reviving this dead thread because this piece of shit has only gotten worse over the years, I'm pretty close to the guy and I've seen him stalk threaten and be a general dick to almost anyone who goes anywhere he does unless they slob on his nob.

He's actually banned from nearly everything advance wars now because he kept stalking staff and endlessly getting ass blasted over anything anyone said to him that was not blatant agreement as well as fighting with a major competitive community member he calls Gipbitch, Gipbitch AKA: Gippy has been around forever and isn't exactly a clean personality and is a bit of a dick, but that doesn't excuse Masterkights bullshit. He was also banned from the world wars news (Advance wars forum) discord for harassing the mods and user base endlessly.

He was even nuked off the tiny metal steam forum and the Wargroove subreddit for his seven paragraph passive aggressive rants and random sperg outs. Right now his main targets of ire are the Advance wars community, for their extreme corruption and attempts to ruin his life using an Advance wars Illuminati run by the grand dragon Gippy, Wargroove for not listening to all his amazing ideas that would make the game perfect, and his ultimate rival and most hated internet person, AnemoneMeer a girl who involves herself in many communities for and like Advance wars. AnemoneMeer tried to help him and calm him down several times so he would avoid being banned pretty much everywhere but this led Masterknight to believe she was a plant, the plants goal being to stalk him, and try to fuck him (HAHAHHAAAAA HAHAHAA) because she's a " cheap Tsundere," as he put it on a day where he was being semi charitable.
Actually in all reality he started stalker her on pretty much every site she went and tried to contact people she actually knows in some strange attempt to turn them against her or tell them how evil she was after she 'wronged' him.

Currently MKDH spends his time on reddit and a Battalion wars discord constantly brining up the Advance wars subreddit and Gippy and how he's sending in a pastebin to some youtuber about how evil the Advance wars community is, believing said pastebin will get him on Fandom Files as a poor little victim.

https://pastebin.com/k3BBEh8X

Said pastebin above, I'll also leave a few Discord posts here
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Wonderful little moment where MKDH rode the sped sled right into a decent conversation to ruin it, he also seems has a major issue with 'elitism' even if you haven't done anything elitist.
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And he randomly brings up the AW discord literally everywhere, at first I wasn't even going to get into his stupid fucking reddit posting but I'm going to go ahead and add the time he randomly sperged in a welding subreddit here to just so you can see how much that exceptional subreddit eats at him everyday
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And I had this shot laying around so why not use it.
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I do really hope to see more people dig through his exceptional pastebin, reddit account, and videos. Believe me there is so much more milk to get out of this cow.
If I see an uptick in activity I'll dredge up more stuff and go over his feelings on competitive video game players and his Game Boy Wars 3 fetish that he doesn't ever fucking shut his god damn stupid mount about
 

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Ah, this guy. I only learned of him since relatively recently, but his antics are quite a show. Off the top of my head, there's that one time he played Advance Wars 1's bonus mission on the hardest difficulty and of course sperged out in the description and comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoP1L8evwDc
Here's his pinned comment where he does his usual routine about sperging at length about the AW/FE community with the obligatory comparison to a video game character and TVtropes "vocabulary"(with the capitalization even) sprinkled throughout.
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The actual video itself may contain more fresh autism, I'm not sure, but certainly you'd understand me not feeling like sitting through an hour-long video of MK's voice.

Incidentally, is the Careercow tag really proper? I'll admit I don't quite get the full nuance behind it; I just feel that ranting online and maybe playing vidya without even looking for any profit(to my knowledge) doesn't qualify for a career.
 
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William said:
Ah, this guy. I only learned of him since relatively recently, but his antics are quite a show. Off the top of my head, there's that one time he played Advance Wars 1's bonus mission on the hardest difficulty and of course sperged out in the description and comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoP1L8evwDc
Here's his pinned comment where he does his usual routine about sperging at length about the AW/FE community with the obligatory comparison to a video game character and TVtropes "vocabulary"(with the capitalization even) sprinkled throughout.
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The actual video itself may contain more fresh autism, I'm not sure, but certainly you'd understand me not feeling like sitting through an hour-long video of MK's voice.

Incidentally, is the Careercow tag really proper? I'll admit I don't quite get the full nuance behind it; I just feel that ranting online and maybe playing vidya without even looking for any profit(to my knowledge) doesn't qualify for a career.
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Oh this is a good one, also if you can't stand his voice he actually scripts almost every video he makes and posts it in the video description.

But now this retardimus maximus has a Patreon for his up and coming game that's a medieval fantasy version of battalion wars, so I think career cow is now proper.
Here's a link to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MasterKnightDH
And a screen cap for archiving reasons.

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Notice he is basically using Patreon to crowd fund because he has nothing to show and no talent to make developer assets to show, he actually expects to just pay people to make the game for him because he is nothing more than an ideas guy who wants to ride on other peoples talent and get his perfect game that will lead to his vindication.
Another issue here is his idea already exists it's called Mount and Blade, literally he wants to make cartoony Mount and Blade and not a Battalion wars style game.

All of the mechanics that make Battalion wars interesting are getting dropped (implying he's doing anything and not just trying to roll in shekels). Battalion wars was interesting because it mixed third person shooting with RTS mechanics allowing it to be deep and strategic while also being action oriented, MKDHs idea really isn't that interesting at all because it takes away all the stuff that makes Battalion wars and all that makes Mount and Blade fun then mashes all that's left into a retarded bastard child that no one wants.
Also the ego stroking is painful he believes he is something super special and knows everything because he can beat a few hard missions in Advance wars and Battalion wars, funny enough he can't fucking beat any decent competitive Advance wars player because he actually doesn't grasp the fundamentals of PvP, I actually think this is why he hates Advance wars' balance and comp players. He believes that any form of competitive play that isn't exactly how he want it is bad and broken and that tier lists are evil.

I might start going through the sped mountain that is his Reddit account more in depth next.
 

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I know this guy too, just started seeing him after finding the whoisthisgit discord recently. I thought he had some lolcow traits, but didn't know he had all this history until today. He's just like the thread says, talks about mean trolls and TVtropes and advance wars elitists all the time, but in this community he doesn't get any criticism, so he seems more open to talk about whatever. The most confrontation is people trying to help him be a better person and him ignoring it.

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There's a lot more where this comes from, I'll see if I can find anything interesting.
 
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I know this guy too, just started seeing him after finding the whoisthisgit discord recently. I thought he had some lolcow traits, but didn't know he had all this history until today. He's just like the thread says, talks about mean trolls and TVtropes and advance wars elitists all the time, but in this community he doesn't get any criticism, so he seems more open to talk about whatever. The most confrontation is people trying to help him be a better person and him ignoring it.

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There's a lot more where this comes from, I'll see if I can find anything interesting.
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I actually know AnemoneMeer, she was one of the few people trying to help him actually. Now she's just trying to contain his spergery as much as possible into as few places as possible, she actually mods a bunch of communities now and is trying to help other places out with his management so he doesn't shit up anymore communities.

Also got info he basically came from the Sonic community but left because even the Sonic community thought he was fucked, I'm going to further dig on that one and see if any of his Sonic shit still exists.

If you want some easy material, https://www.reddit.com/user/MasterKnightDH/ This shit here no longer qualifies as a gold mine, it's become a uranium mine at this point.

Also his DA account https://masterknightdh.deviantart.com/ haven't looked through it much, and I'm a bit to busy to start archiving it also I don't think he posts there anymore.

Here's his Romhacking.net account https://www.romhacking.net/community/1278/ I'm pretty sure this one's inactive because RH.net is "corrupted" and full of bad people now?

Up next we have a Twater https://twitter.com/masterknightdh?lang=en nothing posted since march but I think he does use it still.

An account on Chess.com that reveals his name incase it wasn't already known https://www.chess.com/member/masterknightdh (I have been requested to ask people not to further dox him as it will only make things worse)

Here is his smash boards account https://smashboards.com/members/master-knight-dh.108661/ also haven't looked through it to much as I have better things to do on smash boards.

A GitHub that he made https://github.com/MasterKnightDH

His steam account https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198123579337/ if you can find his posts they are also great material.

His soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/user-612269186/tracks not much there but posting for completeness

Lightly used GBAtemp account https://gbatemp.net/members/master-knight-dh.355161/

A ninja kiwi profile https://forums.ninjakiwi.com/member/2047-master-knight-dh not to sure about this one and how much he uses it, he was on last month but not super recently

His toonzone account he uses really often from what I can tell https://www.toonzone.net/forums/members/master-knight-dh.81551/

And the last one I'm putting up for now is his Nintendo life account www.nintendolife.com/users/MasterKnightDH

I'm starting to think he signs up for literally everything that has a register option then doesn't use half the shit he signs up for.
 
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Here's some supplementary info. First off, archives for these links. Used the via.hypothes.is method (put in front of a link) to make some of these more usable when archived.

DeviantArt: https://archive.is/vOwZa

ninjakiwi: https://archive.is/QcMRX

Toonzone: https://archive.is/XcGSs

Romhacking: https://archive.is/fWPBQ

Chess: https://archive.is/QyHkE

Here's his YouTube account since it wasn't directly linked already. How many times can one play the same part of Kid Icarus Uprising?

https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH/
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https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH/playlists
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https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH/channels (nothing here but just for the sake of completion)
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https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH/discussion
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Also I found this change.org petition. Really seems like he has a thing for game balance when you put all this info together.

https://www.change.org/p/masahiro-sakurai-patch-little-mac-in-super-smash-bros-for-3ds-wii-u
https://archive.is/76hkt

He also has quite a bit of tweets/replies on his twitter so I took a full page screen shot of that.

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Totally Not A Chatbot said:
Good news, more Discord of his crap! All this was said before I knew about who he actually was.

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With added page of his which I haven't seen anywhere, too!

https://warriorsuprising.wordpress.com/2014/04/15/weapon-modifier-banning/
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This is some great content, it really shows how much of a mong he is. He really believes that there is an autistic secret force trying to bring him down.

Also his game rants are the stuff of legends, he considers games like KI:U to be the height of comp games but wants tier lists to not exists and considers competitive gameplay (AKA using what works to win) cancerous unless everything works to his specifications. Any meta he can't learn or doesn't like gets an autistic tear down that generally doesn't make sense then he recommends shit that would make everything 10 time more of a cluster fuck. That's if he actually give in-depth details of what he wants, sometimes he just says stupid shit that sounds better than it would actually be.
The most common example I've seen is he chimps out over Advance wars needing flanking, how would units flank? Wouldn't that be map dependent? Do Advance wars units need facing to flank? Why even flank in the first place if your line of units can be easily rearranged to counter said flank? Nope fuck it just add flanking.

He also doesn't understand anything about war at all even though he claims to be basically be an expert on what makes war games good. He actually bitches about operations level strategy being all about lines of units... because he is exceptional and wants everything to play like a squad level game. I could actually make a whole post about his strategy game autism but I don't think this is really the place for it.

If you have anymore on him post away I can't track all the discords he's in so any sped sled trips he takes on discord or whatever KI:U forums is great to have.
 
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Guy doesn't like being told to "git gud". I'm not sure how big of a deal this "insult" really is, but it seems to be one to him. He also talks about his feuds a lot even when it's not in context. At least some people in the server are more reasonable.


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Finally out of curiosity, I looked that link he posted up and found this gamefaqs thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/75239059

Great readable example of what he's like.

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