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There are people who feel bad for Sakurai yet they turn around and crow for so and so in Smash. Be it a thousand more pointless Pokemon or failing to realize Shovel Knight, Shantae or anyone is an Indie Character.

I have seen some person give Sakurai Death Threats, because that one character from Kid Icarus Uprising is a fighter.

People are not gonna be happy even of the said character they want is an Echo fighter.
 
I know a friend who was :autism: enough to say that Eggplant Wizard from the first Kid Icarus and Kid Icarus Uprising game should be in Smash Bros, mainly because he was in the Captain N cartoon. Choosing a enemy over Pit seems stupid, but this guy is still stuck in the 80s.
 
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I know a friend who was :autism: enough to say that Eggplant Wizard from the first Kid Icarus and Kid Icarus Uprising game should be in Smash Bros, mainly because he was in the Captain N cartoon. Choosing a enemy over Pit seems stupid, but this guy is still stuck in the 80s.


Then I vouch for King Hippo!

Eggplant Wizard would be better off as a trophy.
 
https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/1011064620210147328

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For those who don't get sport terminology, "seeding" is when the tournament organizers "plant" the competitors in specific brackets, usually so the best ones DONT eliminate each other early on, and you get the hypest top 8 possible.

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In other words, Leffen is scared of fighting one of best players early on, losing and going home on the first day, so he is salty and bashing the TOs. But the catch here is that Leffen isn't playing Smash he is playing Dragonball. Unlike smash he does not have the same "authority" (fame) to justify any favouritism, making his anger even more arrogant.

Jebailey is saying "always the melee players who complain about seeding" because top smash players think they're super celebrities who deserve all privileges for some reason. Like being late to the matches or ordering the TOs to make the top 32 best of five (usually only top 8 has it). To get an idea, there was a controversy 2 years ago about melee players asking to be "floated", as in, to completely skip the first round.

http://shoryuken.com/2016/06/09/top...ournament-logistics-is-floating-the-solution/

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This is like if Messi or Ronaldo said "I'm one of the top soccer players, my team should automatically skip to last 16 so i don't get tired." Despite how blatantly unfair it is, the melee players and fans think it's totally fine because they deserve it.

And here is a fun bonus i saw, another Melee player (HugS) tries to call out Leffen but manages to be even worse than him lol.

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Asking to change pools because you can't deal with a character :story:
 
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Jebailey is saying "always the melee players who complain about seeding" because top smash players think they're super celebrities who deserve all privileges for some reason.

Top Smash players are so out of place in the FGC. They are absolutely privileged, I see them wanting private "friendlies" areas away from disgusting plebs, they want 30 minute "hand warmers" and people at tournaments line up for autographs, it's so gross.
 
Seeding, yeah sounds a little like what happened a few weeks back at a World of Tanks event that took place in Washington state where the top European and Russian teams both were missing their regular lineup (EU with 2 and RU with 4 of their 7 members) and those teams mind you would absolutely body the NA teams with little effort fuck the top NA team is overall 14th in standings with the rest of the world but they somehow won that tournament thanks to visa issues not allowing certain players to leave their country.
 
Ugh, as someone who goes to EVO every year, hearing that Kirby children's music for 4 straight hours because that's the only stage they pick, will drive you mad.[/MEDIA]

Top Smash players are so out of place in the FGC. They are absolutely privileged, I see them wanting private "friendlies" areas away from disgusting plebs, they want 30 minute "hand warmers" and people at tournaments line up for autographs, it's so gross.
They have to run away from actual fighting games and essentially cut out 95% of the fucking content from the party game they pretend is a fighting game to be remotely good at it; they're super Johns that the FGCs enable, hence why I consider all FGCs to be utter lolcows, just using these fucktards as their trollshields. You have to be retarded to deal with these fucks for hours on end.
 
This is like if Messi or Ronaldo said "I'm one of the top soccer players, my team should automatically skip to last 16 so i don't get tired." Despite how blatantly unfair it is, the melee players and fans think it's totally fine because they deserve it.

Ok, but lets be real here. There are like 5 or so gods of Melee that always end up playing each other. Time and time and time and time again. To the point where I know of quite a few people who gave up watching Melee because its boring as fuck and a discovered game, and you knew who was going to the finals and who would be who.

At the very least this would cut out the fat.

Like imagine if every time baseball season started you automatically knew that it would be either the Detroit Tigers, or the Red Socks in the world series, and every fucking time it was. May as well just get straight to the point.

They have to run away from actual fighting games and essentially cut out 95% of the fucking content from the party game they pretend is a fighting game to be remotely good at it; they're super Johns that the FGCs enable, hence why I consider all FGCs to be utter lolcows, just using these fucktards as their trollshields. You have to be exceptional to deal with these fucks for hours on end.

The FGC will prolly end up getting a thread here one day. They have their own drama and autism, but their form of shit is different then Smash. Smash is just more traditionally autistic.

The FGC has a habit of acting like a bunch of bad ass big dick Gs for everything. Then backing down. Everyone likes to be a badass till its time to put up. That is them on top of their normal cringy shit.
 
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They have to run away from actual fighting games and essentially cut out 95% of the fucking content from the party game they pretend is a fighting game to be remotely good at it; they're super Johns that the FGCs enable, hence why I consider all FGCs to be utter lolcows, just using these fucktards as their trollshields. You have to be exceptional to deal with these fucks for hours on end.
I feel that the Smash's..."subcommunity," I guess you can call it, of the FGC isn't much different from the rest fo the FGC. There's plenty of people who are full of themselves, absolute idiots, or complete losers in both. There just seems to be more of them because Smash isn't as niche as something like Street Fighter. Fighting games in general have always struggled to reach the same popularity as other genres, and Smash Brothers is the exception because of how accessible it is. You can see this in things like entry numbers for tournaments and viewerships for streams.

In Smash brothers, every character is structured the same way in how they have the same variety of moves and how the button combination for one move on one character does a functionally similar move on another. Compared that to a relatively simple fighting game like Dragon Ball FighterZ, which is considered very straightforward by fighting game standards. Even then, a quarter circle strong attack on one character is something like an overhead whereas the same motion on another is a command grab or a projectile. Smash Brothers just has a much bigger playerbase, so the issue isn't that there's a higher concentration of stupid people and indignant high level players, it's just that there's more of them.

I still can't explain why so many of them apparently stink, though...
 
Gonna disagree on just having more stupids due to numbers; they're just fundamentally retarded.

You have to be a massive sperg if you take a party game and rip most of the stuff out of it. If you have to remove items, only play on one map, remove most of the characters, and exploit glitches to kind of make a fighting game from it, you not only suck at the game and are an Ultra-John, you likely only play it because it's the closest to feeling like a badass since you get wrekt in even entry tier fighting games.

Like, playing Smash like a Tourney Fag is like playing just that one racing mini-game in Pokemon Stadium and proclaiming you're a "pro" racing gamer. They are the only tools I know of that make Darksydephil look pro.
 
I don't know if anyone posted this but Pat sums up some of the disgust the FGC has with Smash players:

 
(Poster opinion: Sonic fox is actually a huge fucking cow that I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread yet, and also pretty much will google himself in more ways than one and find anyone to yell at. Also, Caps Locks way too often to show he's angry or something.)
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only person to think that way. He really is fucking insufferable. He's an annoying furfag who thinks he's immune to shittalk.
 
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only person to think that way. He really is fucking insufferable. He's an annoying furfag who thinks he's immune to shittalk.
He's not even that good of a player. He plays a specific way in specific games and is considered "The best fighting game player" just because he won three separate championships on games, and not something that would be more achievable and a better achievement overall, like winning two back to back EVOs (Mango), being so well known and notorious that you get a manga made after yourself (Daigo), or literally spanning multiple generations and games and being considered the most adaptable fighting game player (Justin Wong).
 
The FGC will prolly end up getting a thread here one day. They have their own drama and autism, but their form of shit is different then Smash. Smash is just more traditionally autistic.
It should be the "professional" games scene in general not just fighting games but all that other shit out there.
 
I don't know if anyone posted this but Pat sums up some of the disgust the FGC has with Smash players:

Okay, so the gist of this, as I'm understanding, is that there was a person at a Melee tournament throwing a big hissy fit (of course, only after they lost) because their controller isn't able to do back-dashing or dash-backs or whatever it's called.

http://www.meleeitonme.com/back-dashes-smash-turns/

"Back dash" is literally being able to turn 5 frames faster than normal because there's no animation for the character to turn around. The only way to do this is an have a controller which is functionally broken because the control stick does an unintended function where if you release the control stick, it will give a slight input in the opposite direction when the control stick snaps back.

Only an estimated 1-3% of controllers malfunction in this specific way, and trying to use this in Melee to be able to back dash (which, once again, is a difference of 5/60th of a second) requires learning an entirely different playstyle to compensate. And of course, the controllers that are broken this way aren't consistent, with the malfunction occasionally just fixing itself. This further adds to the ridiculousness, because now Melee players are using what they call "advanced tech" which literally doesn't work most of the time because it's completely random and based on their hardware.

Pat, who has actual FGC experience, explains that using a functionally broken controller or a controller which allows you to play the game fundamentally differently than a normal controller would be considered cheating in a real fighting game, which is a very good point. Ironically enough, there was actually a controller named "The Smash Box" that was on Kickstarter for a while which was made specifically to do these techniques in Melee which, once again, requires you to completely relearn the game, costs an inordinate amount of money, and gives its users an unfair advantage. But the most significant issue, as Pat mentions, is that the game was in no way ever intended to be played this way.

Gonna disagree on just having more stupids due to numbers; they're just fundamentally exceptional.

You have to be a massive sperg if you take a party game and rip most of the stuff out of it. If you have to remove items, only play on one map, remove most of the characters, and exploit glitches to kind of make a fighting game from it, you not only suck at the game and are an Ultra-John, you likely only play it because it's the closest to feeling like a badass since you get wrekt in even entry tier fighting games.

Like, playing Smash like a Tourney Fag is like playing just that one racing mini-game in Pokemon Stadium and proclaiming you're a "pro" racing gamer. They are the only tools I know of that make Darksydephil look pro.

This does perfectly exemplify what you were saying. I never really thought about it, but yes, a majority of high level players for Melee carry around about 4-5 controllers and this is literally the reason why. A majority of Melee is people playing the game it absolutely was not intended to be played. And they cause so much hassle for tournament organizers that are specific to Melee because they require CRTs to be lugged around, specific options for each and every game, and now they even need rare controllers that aren't consistently functional.

Melee players are infamous for throwing tantrums about each new entry of the Smash series that isn't broken the exact same way Melee is, as well. I can imagine that this level of specificity and entitlement can cause players to delude themselves to the point that they think they own the FGC and deserve to be treated like royalty. Just look at that video, even. The speaker brings up incredibly valid, irrefutable points and the Melee players respond by downvoting the video and just insulting the speaker without addressing what he said. This sort of mindset is why videos like this exist:

 
There's a reason why I actually like Pat's "fuck you pissbaby" idea of tourneys having standard kit you have to bring or fuck off, you ain't entering since cheating. The salt and sobbing would be fantastic, and they'd have to put up their own retarded tourneys or just take it, and you know these entitled babymen can't run anything to save their lives.
 
There's a reason why I actually like Pat's "fuck you pissbaby" idea of tourneys having standard kit you have to bring or fuck off, you ain't entering since cheating. The salt and sobbing would be fantastic, and they'd have to put up their own exceptional tourneys or just take it, and you know these entitled babymen can't run anything to save their lives.

I just liked Pat calling them pissbabies.
 
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