Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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fiu0cm said:
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Okay, see the emoji he posts at the end of that.. of the little girl meditating but in apparent distress? (Edit: I guess the mouth is actually flatlined when you zoom it in, but that's tangential.)

This is why Mason is right.

You can't even slice this guy a little slack for his crippling autism.. bc he's not failing at humor when he says this stuff.. he's fucking serious.

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Good job finding that, btw. The thought of chewing broken glass is more appealing than stepping into his Twitter Hellscape.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Chris has been complaining about headaches a lot recently and chalks it up to being his psychic powers
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If Chris had a brain tumour, what do you guys think he would chalk it up as before actually going to get it inspected by doctors?
a CPU Goddess chip growing in his brain?

Actually are we sure he doesn't already have a low grade tumour?
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Yes. There was a period of time that the only time he would initiate conversation with me would to ask for money. He hasn't done it in a while because I always told him no and that I have my own bills to pay. Plus, why ask me when there are plenty of speds online who think giving Chris money is content.

So what is this AlphaBrain shit he's trying to get people to buy for him? Is it some sort of energy drink? Chris has been complaining about headaches a lot recently and chalks it up to being his psychic powers(I guess like a Psyduck) but if Chris is drinking this sort of crap then he probably has headaches from dehydration.
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AlphaBrain is snake oil supplement that supposedly makes you more focused that Joe Rogan peddles. It doesn't actually do anything though and is just an expensive placebo (like most supplements)
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
AlphaBrain is snake oil supplement that supposedly makes you more focused that Joe Rogan peddles. It doesn't actually do anything though and is just an expensive placebo (like most supplements)
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Heh, I was checking it out a couple hours ago and it even questions itself if it is a placebo.

But I'm a fan of Onnit. That's where I got my Kettlebell and Iron Mace from. When my house is done, I plan on getting their Rings.

All those Supplements do seem hit and miss though. I do want to try the Krill Oil (its available to me locally, but like $2 more expensive.) and I would like to try the Elk Bars and Triple Nut Butter.
 
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Seems like the big 100 paypig cured his autism and pulled his 100 dollars out, down to 19 people. Winter is harsh out here for chris man.

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such a waste tho, cuz that pay pig could had used his 100 dollar pledge and at least request a video man
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If Chris needs effective ADHD treatment, why doesn’t he ask his brony weed dealers for some Ritalin? Or just buy Benadryl and take like 3 caplets of it.
 
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I'm still amazed by whales on Patreon. Sure, there's people I support, and if I had the money I might support a close personal friend to the tune of hundreds of dollars a month, but strangers?

If I had thousands to burn each month, there's dozens of bona fide charities I'd support before sending a buck to Chris-Chan or Darksyde Phil.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
If Chris needs effective ADHD treatment, why doesn’t he ask his brony weed dealers for some Ritalin? Or just buy Benadryl and take like 3 caplets of it.
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Benadryl helps? Interesting.
Besides that, ADHS is the least of Chris worries. Even if he was super focused for days, all we´d get would be a superautistic opera about sonichu or something simillar.
 
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Rokko said:
Benadryl helps? Interesting.
Besides that, ADHS is the least of Chris worries. Even if he was super focused for days, all we´d get would be a superautistic opera about sonichu or something simillar.
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Nah, taking too much Benadryl is actually terrifying. One time I took it too much and it gave me a really bad nightmare. I woke up looking pretty bad.
 
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Real G said:
Seems like the big 100 paypig cured his autism and pulled his 100 dollars out, down to 19 people. Winter is harsh out here for chris man.

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such a waste tho, cuz that pay pig could had used his 100 dollar pledge and at least request a video man
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Maximum of 15-30 minutes? Which is it nigga

Cedric_Eff said:
If Chris needs effective ADHD treatment, why doesn’t he ask his brony weed dealers for some Ritalin? Or just buy Benadryl and take like 3 caplets of it.
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Or just buy cyanide and take like 3 caplets of it
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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He also uploaded a bunch of pics of the pages, like this:

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Here is a most Lovely Collection of Thirty-Five 22Karat Golden Replica US Stamps, previously owned by Chris Chan’s Father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., AKA, the Internet Lumberjack. Gold is always IN and Valuable! And to have this set will make most Christorians mouths water! Either that, or the basic gold value will be good too. Also includes five Elvis Presley Stamp Covers.
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He just shilled this again today, Price is now $250, meaning he reached a %50 reduction in about 2 months (Original price was $500).

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Also note that even with this reduction, the price is still far too much for what this item is, look at the suggested items above:

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One final note is the feedback score, I don't know if this was noted already, but his dipped below %90.

All in all, I don't think his eBay business is as booming as it was before. And when you add in the Patreon's collapse, methinks Winter is indeed coming.
 
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neural said:
One final note is the feedback score, I don't know if this was noted already, but his dipped below %90.
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No car, but bills for car, sinking Patreon, real winter coming, and he's been a complete asshole to his paypigs. One actually critical bill and he'll be screaming and begging for real. It would be funny if he finally gets shafted when he really needs it because he's been lying his ass off for more Legos up until now.

Also it's looking like he's down to utter shit like this stamp collection that absolutely nobody wants, because he hawked all the shit anyone cared about and gave the money to the Idea Guys while shitting on the floor and bitch slapping Barb.
 
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