Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

This’ll turn out well...
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Where's he get the money for this stuff? Like the 3D printer he's already stopped talking about? I know, the answer is the Bank of Monson and Dadson, but still, for a guy with no job, no chance of employment, and who's resume boils down to janitorial work or the kind of menial minimum wage jobs teenagers usually have, this is an awful lot of money to be spending.
 
Where's he get the money for this stuff? Like the 3D printer he's already stopped talking about? I know, the answer is the Bank of Monson and Dadson, but still, for a guy with no job, no chance of employment, and who's resume boils down to janitorial work or the kind of menial minimum wage jobs teenagers usually have, this is an awful lot of money to be spending.
Sometimes I think about how anyone could live at home and just get handed money like that. It's not even upsetting, it's just alien to me how someone could do that to themselves. I'd go and dress up in a hot dog costume or shovel shit for minimum wage before I'd buy a toy with my mom's money. The man belongs in a zoo (thank you facebook).
 
Where's he get the money for this stuff? Like the 3D printer he's already stopped talking about? I know, the answer is the Bank of Monson and Dadson, but still, for a guy with no job, no chance of employment, and who's resume boils down to janitorial work or the kind of menial minimum wage jobs teenagers usually have, this is an awful lot of money to be spending.

The only thing I can think of is he's employed given a pity job by his Dad who is an freelance engineer, and given some sort of bitch work to do with computers. He's living at home so has no bills.
 
Everything about Dobson's work output suggests he's doing what those people do who collect unemployment by "applying" for jobs but never commit to getting hired.

I think my favorite part of the UPS story is that after all of his bitching and the "work" he claims to have done, he didn't get paid.

Mine too, because according to him he did nothing of value. I feel like if he managed to deliver a single package he would have written about it. "The look on their face almost made it worth it" or "Even though I just sat the box on the porch, I felt like I did something" or something like that, which makes me believe that he just walked off the job as soon as he realized he didn't receive his "promised truck" (a'bloo bloo!!). Dobson's "work" was a net-loss for UPS, since they expected to get a competent sled-puller and instead had to scramble for a replacement, during peak hours. The "string of expletives" that Dobson received as he walked away was well-earned. "Fat lazy man-child" seems like the likely insult.
 
Not to mention the exceptional logic that the work of one can somehow magically "devalue" the work of others. But if it did work that way, would Dobcomics devalue comics, what with all the lesbian kicking, awful kissing, wonky hands, inflation... ?

Yeah, that left me scratching my head asking how would that even work? While 3D animation has taken a very relevant role in the industry, it has not destroyed 2D animation nor the knowledge associated to it. If anything 2D animation is still a fundamental mainstay of the industry and it is used in some instances as a stylistic choice over 3D just in the same way video games done in 3D have not destroyed the ability for developers to produce and market a 2d game, I'll even venture to say there is a renaissance of 2D gaming thanks to the indie scene and therefore a demand for people knowledgeable in 2D animation. But of course Dobson would never acknowledge such a fact because that'll undermine his argument as to why he can't put his "talents" to work.

He's going to hate it because its popular and because he has no friends to play it with.

I'm more inclined to believe that he'll rage quit it it because the game's AI set on easy mode will kick his ass.

What do you think he'll rant about on Twitter? "Sexist crap?" "Racism?" Link having blonde hair?

Probably all of the above, every time Dobson's airs his grievances about anything is like playing to SJW Bingo.

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Dobson's "work" was a net-loss for UPS, since they expected to get a competent sled-puller and instead had to scramble for a replacement, during peak hours. The "string of expletives" that Dobson received as he walked away was well-earned. "Fat lazy man-child" seems like the likely insult.
The thing that bugs me about this is Dobson thinks that it makes him look good, but it tells quite the contrary.
 
One of the things I find most hilarious about all this "It's not political correctness it's just MANNERS and RESPECT!" and trying to blame the invention of the term on Republicans is that I actually remember when the left gloried in being politically incorrect. George Carlin, The Simpsons, every "edgy" TV show of the day bragged about how politically incorrect it was, specifically because conservatives held the majority of social power and sway. To be politically incorrect was to be righteous, since it was a rebellion against those damn fundies and neocons.

Of course now that the left has seized dominance on the social stage, thereby becoming the politically correct side themselves, being politically incorrect means you're literally a Nazi.
 
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