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It probably happened just like Twitter, Chris was throwing a hissy fit, started yelling, and they threatened to get evidence of it to play back to Borb.
[Twitter 1/20] Chris goes nuclear over all the blocking and threatens protecting tweets. - Update 1/30 - Chris sets account to private again, begins manually purging followers list
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lol this story has always sounded funny to me, because the way Chris describes it, it's like he was just sitting there doing his school work when they all just grabbed him, held him down, and recorded his screams simply because they feared the power of his atsimu. It's similar to his version of the Michael Snyder van incident where Snyder "rubbed his legs on the van to pretend he got hit" or whatever. (Chris in no way at fault)
I'd wager that Chris was prone to emotional meltdowns (~40 years old, hedgehog defense at the My Little Pony show, videos of himself yelling over being blocked on twitter), he had to be restrained and maybe they recorded this for some sort of documentation of his behavior or liability reasons. I'd think it was probably recorded on video vs a cassette tape (if any of this even happened) , but just lol @ him continuing to insist they just randomly wanted to make a cassette recording of him screaming one day, had nothing else to do, so they decided to make it happen.
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It was probably just a threat to make him shut up, and Chris took it as they have tape recorders in the room.
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Apropos of nowt, I don't give a toss about tapes of Chris screaming. I'd much sooner a tape somehow appeared of his conversation with Sonichu in front of Mary Lee Walsh.
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and he was so traumatized by the experience that he has PTSD that he copes with by....making recordings of himself screaming. Only through the kaleidoscope that is Chris's view of reality.
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He hasn't changed in the slightest.
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I like when Chris orders the internet around like that, like if it was a magic genie. How the fuck does he expect people to magically convince other people to unblock him? In any case they would only annoy the blockers even more.
All things said, this one is mild. It's not like when he mailed Null an autistic list of features a mini-commodore should have like if he was Santa. Or when he asked his Facebook contacts to kill Mimm's girlfriend (although, to his credit, after a few "WTF is wrong with you?" he saw the wrong of his ways and changed it to "just kidnap her, please").
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Lolol and there you have it. Either a lie or an autism-infused history revision. Show me the phone that would've been in an elementary school circa 1990 that had the ability to record anything.
No, fag. You just had one of your unbridled, full-bodied tard rages & administrators recorded it bc your fucking parents wouldn't entertain any idea outside of "our precious diamond miracle baby dindu nuffin".
Also, that's 5 Hateful People. Not 4. Learn to Math.
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It's pretty common to use more people than you need to restrain a tard who's spazzing out so he doesn't injure himself accidentally.
If they were recording it, it's because they thought they'd need it as evidence, probably because the white trash Chandlers had made threats to sue them for stopping Chris from disrupting everything by acting like the spastic autistic tard he is.
I like that he still does that so many years later after it never working.
Chris ordering everything off the Internet before the Internet Lumberjack steps in.
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Well he considers himself as a goddess after all, and they tend to have a history of hating free will
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It's crazy how after ~12 years, he still hasn't caught on that every time he flips out and makes demands of people via the internet, an avalanche of the exact opposite happens.
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Why does Chris have this knack for randomly bringing up his 1994 school year whenever someone exceeds his hurtful truth level?
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Despite being the most trolled person in history, he still has no idea what trolls are, what they want, or why they do what they do.
Of course, this is probably why he is the most trolled person.
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"You may blame my psychiatrist at Region 10"
lol, Chris blames his shrink for him remembering the taped screams incident.
lol, Chris blames his shrink for him remembering the taped screams incident.
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Ten years. Almost ten years later and we get a brand new detail of the abuse of his 1994 school year.
This is the first I've ever heard of Chris being choked by faculty.
This is the first I've ever heard of Chris being choked by faculty.
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"It’s Beyond Hell AND Tartarus!" - Chris on internet drama
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He won't stop running into brick walls and ignoring advice.
Thats why I love Chris. This thread is a real hoot. I hope he spills more beans.
Thats why I love Chris. This thread is a real hoot. I hope he spills more beans.
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Same old excuses like when he's told to find a job. There is nothing stopping him from making a private alt-account except that he doesn't feel like it.
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If he made a private alt account it would get literally no attention from anyone until it is revealed as his. That's what's stopping him. He loves the recognition he gets for being ChrisChan, let's be honest.
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I have no mouth and I must sperg!