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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Thank you OP for making this thread, have been watching this one since they got the surgery because I just know there is going to be some great stuff to come.
It always just amazes me that there are people like this and that there are people who enable this sort of behavior.
It always just amazes me that there are people like this and that there are people who enable this sort of behavior.
I say they are too addicted to twitter for it to last long, they locked last time when a few of their revolting vagina tweets gained attention from Groyper and trad type twitter.
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The OP is so thorough and well written, well-done! I’m so glad there’s finally a place to monitor this loon than having to give him a follow or sift through the general thread.
He is so much more pathetic than I already perceived him as. The info about his shitty DeviantArt fetishes and terrible art is news to me. Too bad he likely will find fetishes and porn like that to be less and less attractive with his lowered sex drive. He’s only had his neo-vag for a short time. I’m stoked to watch his inevitable downward spiral as he realizes just how sexually stunted he is!
He is so much more pathetic than I already perceived him as. The info about his shitty DeviantArt fetishes and terrible art is news to me. Too bad he likely will find fetishes and porn like that to be less and less attractive with his lowered sex drive. He’s only had his neo-vag for a short time. I’m stoked to watch his inevitable downward spiral as he realizes just how sexually stunted he is!
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UPDATES
01/17: @mirrorcrayon2 found the Twitter Kevin uses to post his nudes, including his moobs, dirtied anus, and uncircumcised micropenis. The pictures and links are added to his dox below.
01/19: Fellow lolcow Sockness was discovered commenting among Kevin's followers.
01/21: Despite having protected their Twitter literal hours after the thread was posted, Kevin and co. unprotected their Twitter because they couldn't stand not having the attention.
01/22: Chris Chan was discovered to be a follower of Kevin.
01/24: Footage of Steampunk Penny, Kevin's dom, popped up. They sound exactly as imagined.
01/25: Kevin's surgeon was discovered to be Dr. Jennifer Hyer, a student of the doctor who did Jazz Jenning's surgery.
01/26: I'm really regretting putting Kevin's nudes underneath this "Updates" section because it isn't spoilered when I'm editing this post.
01/27: Kevin masturbated with his neovagina for the first time. According to Kevin himself, it took an hour and he instantly stopped afterward. Given the timing of the post (just an hour and a half past the time when his doctor approved masturbation), it is clear that Kevin immediately posted to Twitter after doing so, most likely in an uninterrupted sequence. He also states he believes the vulva is the primary spot women use to masturbate.
01/27: Kevin shares that a piece of flesh from his neovagina is rotting and ready to fall off. He of course claims this is safe and natural.
01/29: Kevin was discovered being directly involved in a literal meme image among the "Neovagina Disasters" Reddit community.
02/04: The countdown for Kevin's first penetrative use of his neovagina is slated for 02/24.
02/05: Doing a clean Google search of Kevin's full name (for both of his personas) now gives this thread as the first result.
02/09: Proving how painfully male he is, Kevin claims to only have recently found his own "clitoris." He also celebrates needing to dilate less, despite claiming to find the experience enjoyable.
02/12: Kevin proudly confirms he's been eating the discharge from his neovagina.
02/13: Kevin proudly confirms he's aroused by roller coasters and the genuine danger late 1800's/early 1900's lesbians faced.
02/20: Kevin proudly confirms where his father is. He's dead. He then gleefully goes into intricate detail how he sees the internet as a surrogate parent. He then bemoans not being able to be a mother.
02/22: Kevin begins to complain that he is struggling to achieve an orgasm. He naturally blames women as a whole since, according to him, women naturally struggle to orgasm as well.
02/24: Leaving no fetish unclaimed, Kevin shares that he is aroused by his own neck. He also further reveals that he is still struggling to achieve orgasm, and attempts to excuse it by continuing to blame women by claiming it takes significantly longer for them to achieve orgasm. Again.
02/25: It is revealed that Kevin's neovagina has still not even healed, still requiring sutures, making his decision to masturbate with his neovagina on a near-daily basis questionable.
02/26: Further demonstrating his rampant misogyny, Kevin describes women as needing to be "domesticated;" he then posts a picture of himself dilating nude.
02/26: Removing all doubt, Kevin explains that a major reason he received sexual reassignment was because he has a castration fetish.
02/27: After sharing troubles involving ordering an animal dildo online (yes, really), Kevin decides to reveal where his money comes from: inheritance, assuring he doesn't need to work a day in his life.
02/28: Mysteriously, Kevin pushes his penetration date back another month, the reason as to why may perhaps be never known.
02/28: Another cow crossover as fellow lolcow October Evans has been reported harassing Kevin's ranch for some reason.
02/29: Happy leap day! Kevin claims to be bleeding "extra" from the apparent usual while dilating. He also states his neovagina is itchy but he is unable to scratch it, a sign of heavy nerve damage, and follows up by announcing he doesn't drive himself despite being the ripe age of over 30. To finish, he happily shares that he bought a dog dildo many times larger than his dilators and intends to use it next month.
03/01: Kevin, in analogy, basically says the skin of his neovagina is splitting and separating. He claims this is perfectly normal.
03/03: Bemoaning that he lacks the creativity to write erotic roleplays with his friends (yes, really), Kevin decides to take a one week break from Twitter...some time in the next two weeks. He also reveals he usually is high on weed when he posts, surprising nobody.
03/03: Kevin complains he doesn't know how to put on a bra. He then states he feels like a woman for buying children's bandages with Disney princesses and Hello Kitty designs and that acting like a woman (as far as he understands) is humiliating (gleefully, due to his humiliation fetish), which further demonstrates his blatant infantilization of femininity and open animosity thereof.
03/04: Having lost his animal dildo in the mail, Kevin bothers a postal worker by asking where it went. Then, when musing on his break from the internet, one of his followers offers gentle advice, causing Kevin to immediately snap at them to shut up as a further demonstration of Kevin's detestable personality.
03/05: In the very first response to saying he's trying to stop getting angry at somebody for disagreeing with him, Kevin gets angry at somebody for disagreeing with him. Soon after, he shares that he projects his healing will be complete in six months. He follows up by saying the excessive bleeding from his neovagina (over three months after his surgery) is like a woman's menstrual cycle, claiming that its continuous hemorrhaging is just "making up for lost time" and that he no longer feels like he "missed out" on wearing menstrual pads.
03/07: Kevin shows off just the very top of his neovagina, and the tiniest bit he reveals already looks incorrect compared to a genuine product.
03/09: Kevin whines that he can't afford a proper burial when he dies for no reason. He then manages to sexualize his own death by becoming excited when somebody suggested having his ashes used for the creation of a buttplug. He then shares that his doctor literally doesn't care about his neovagina's stiches not holding, telling Kevin to come back in half a year. Rather than being bothered by this major complication, Kevin can only frame this as a problem because he can't masturbate.
03/11: Because they're intelligent, Kevin's friends openly share photos of their new ranch, and its location has already been discovered because of it.
03/14: After engaging in his insane balloon fetish, Kevin snaps at one of his followers for telling an obvious joke, culminating in said follower practically groveling at Kevin's feet and literally begging for forgiveness before Kevin expresses amusement at his apology, demonstrating the pathetic nature of Kevin's orbiters and the sheer callousness he treats them with. He then voices his support of a follower getting bottom surgery despite Kevin himself saying people need to be more reluctant to get bottom surgery not two days before. Fellow lolcow Gutian also interacted with one of Kevin's polyamorous genderblob roommates.
03/17: Somehow, Kevin finds a way to derive sexual fetishism from the coronavirus.
03/20: Demonstrating the extent of his empathy, Kevin explains that he thinks domestic abuse is funny but only if it's between heterosexual couples, and tries to justify that he's laughing at "heterosexuality" and not just domestic violence.
03/20: Thread rewrite to include new information regarding Kevin.
03/21: 100 pages! Kevin demonstrates that he can only differentiate men and women by the presence of facial hair, highly suggesting that he has severe face blindness.
03/22: After claiming and reaffirming men and women look the same with the only difference being facial hair, Kevin gets angry at his followers for disagreeing with him and demands they shut up.
03/25: Kevin sexually roleplays with a random user on Twitter before randomly telling them to respect his "sexual boundaries" when the user repeats the same thing Kevin responded positively to just a second earlier. Both blame each others' autism.
03/26: Kevin tells a person to transition unsolicited, insisting they "need" to do so and that it's urgent for them to start or they'll "regret" it before referring to them using female pronouns despite them being stringently male, further proving Kevin's grooming habits.
03/27: The ranch is having extreme issues with the electrical and propane systems turning it into a death trap, causing some of Kevin's cohorts to announce that it is making them feel suicidal and that they're ready to sue. Kevin, in the meantime, buys plush and Lego dinosaurs while sharing inflation porn.
03/28: Kevin reveals he isn't even at the new ranch, content to just sit at the old one playing on Twitter all day. After complaining that no conservative politicians have died from coronavirus, he expresses his sexual satisfaction from dressing like a baby in Animal Crossing and dubiously states he was engaged before becoming trans.
03/29: A little digging reveals the horrible way Kevin has treated his own family, kicking his brother out of his home because Kevin's (alleged) ex wanted him gone, and yelling at his mother for calling him "Kevie" in the middle of a conversation where she shares how difficult her life has been.
03/30: Kevin celebrates a person he disagreed with politically dying. He then brags that he pays for porn.
04/01: Happy April Fool's! Prank yourself by listening to Kevin's creepy voice.
04/04: Kevin reveals he has an associate who works for Bad Dragon, a company that creates animal-based dildos. He then gets furious because people are laughing at an innocuous joke about the "Row Row Row Your Boat" song because he doesn't understand it.
04/08: Kevin gets a single account strike on Twitter, spurring him into an absolute meltdown. Kevin also appears to be getting increasingly agitated when discussing his neovagina, especially when discussing its healing progress. His mood does a 180 the second his animal dildo arrives in the mail.
04/09: Another lolcow crossover with fellow trans trainwreck Mallorie Jessica as Kevin voices his support of their comic celebrating shoplifting. Kevin then explains why he approves of shoplifting (including that he's engaged in it) and complains about Gamergate. He then posts a video sharing his excessively creepy voice.
04/10: Kevin's buyer's remorse begins to seep through, and gets agitated as he yells at his followers over the shoplifting comic from earlier. Soon after, he lusts over a statue.
04/16: Kevin fails at basic math, and claims this is because he is becoming a woman.
04/17: One of Kevin's followers blocks Kevin before he gets a chance to do the same to them, and Kevin becomes confused by the human emotion of guilt he feels. Kevin blocks them anyway.
04/20: After bragging that he's groomed all of his friends, Kevin proceeds to groom another user that he's been noticeably grooming for months.
04/23: Kevin happily talks about the hypergranulation on his neovagina. He then continues to try to groom Ryan to transition, a person he's been demonstrably grooming for months.
04/25: Kevin attempts to groom lolcow Erin Hodges. Soon after, he talks about how he's terrified of people sending him messages and states that he's a "nice, caring person."
04/27: Kevin argues and presents hypotheticals as to why arguing and hypotheticals are bad. Afterwords, he shares that he gets off to sweaty video game characters.
04/28: Kevin brags about grooming again. His ranch has also been labeled as "delinquent."
04/30: Kevin grooms some more, promising the target will "be happier" despite complaining about people using this romantic idolizing of transitioning before.
05/01: Kevin laments that he wishes he could go back in time to when he posted on 4chan and try grooming people to transition earlier. He then grooms more people, including his current target, Ryan. Later, he complains that Twitter won't recommend him porn before returning to pestering Ryan to transition yet again and making another creepy video with his voice in it while surrounded by a wall of stuffed animals as he breathes heavily.
05/08: More information on Steampunk Penny and their frankly unnerving history is found.
05/09: Kevin breaks up with Ripley. He still talks to Ripley as if nothing happened. Kevin then goes on to share his neovagina is still separating yet he is still sticking his hand into it regardless. Soon after, Kevin privates his account because a user with 5,000 followers cracked a joke in response to one of Kevin's dumb diatribes.
05/11: The user who made Kevin private his account for a day returns fire.
05/14: Kevin lusts after Jar Jar Binks and a plant before flashing his neovagina. He also shares he thinks he has PMS because he feels like crying.
05/21: Kevin brags about feeling aroused from going on a "date" in Animal Crossing.
05/22: Kevin reveals that he's never actually spoken to one of his "girlfriends" verbally. They both describe their brief exchange over voice chat as intensely erotic. Kevin immediately picks up a new "girlfriend," some random other person, along the way.
05/28: Happy 200 pages! Kevin celebrates the Minneapolis riots and shares his genuine for the destruction of his country and mocks a user because he thinks they don't want the same, stating violence is fine if it's done politically. For no reason, he shares that he's never had his anus penetrated, including by his own fingers.
05/31: Kevin's neovagina smells. Kevin describes it as "unmistakeably vag-scented."
06/01: Kevin needs $30K to expand the ranch, in between celebrating the 2020 riots. A poll on the color of his neovagina discharge ends, concluding that it is yellow/tan colored.
06/11: Kevin goes in to get the rotting piece of flesh on his neovagina (that he claims would've fallen off on its own) snipped off.
More updates here.
01/17: @mirrorcrayon2 found the Twitter Kevin uses to post his nudes, including his moobs, dirtied anus, and uncircumcised micropenis. The pictures and links are added to his dox below.
01/19: Fellow lolcow Sockness was discovered commenting among Kevin's followers.
01/21: Despite having protected their Twitter literal hours after the thread was posted, Kevin and co. unprotected their Twitter because they couldn't stand not having the attention.
01/22: Chris Chan was discovered to be a follower of Kevin.
01/24: Footage of Steampunk Penny, Kevin's dom, popped up. They sound exactly as imagined.
01/25: Kevin's surgeon was discovered to be Dr. Jennifer Hyer, a student of the doctor who did Jazz Jenning's surgery.
01/26: I'm really regretting putting Kevin's nudes underneath this "Updates" section because it isn't spoilered when I'm editing this post.
01/27: Kevin masturbated with his neovagina for the first time. According to Kevin himself, it took an hour and he instantly stopped afterward. Given the timing of the post (just an hour and a half past the time when his doctor approved masturbation), it is clear that Kevin immediately posted to Twitter after doing so, most likely in an uninterrupted sequence. He also states he believes the vulva is the primary spot women use to masturbate.
01/27: Kevin shares that a piece of flesh from his neovagina is rotting and ready to fall off. He of course claims this is safe and natural.
01/29: Kevin was discovered being directly involved in a literal meme image among the "Neovagina Disasters" Reddit community.
02/04: The countdown for Kevin's first penetrative use of his neovagina is slated for 02/24.
02/05: Doing a clean Google search of Kevin's full name (for both of his personas) now gives this thread as the first result.
02/09: Proving how painfully male he is, Kevin claims to only have recently found his own "clitoris." He also celebrates needing to dilate less, despite claiming to find the experience enjoyable.
02/12: Kevin proudly confirms he's been eating the discharge from his neovagina.
02/13: Kevin proudly confirms he's aroused by roller coasters and the genuine danger late 1800's/early 1900's lesbians faced.
02/20: Kevin proudly confirms where his father is. He's dead. He then gleefully goes into intricate detail how he sees the internet as a surrogate parent. He then bemoans not being able to be a mother.
02/22: Kevin begins to complain that he is struggling to achieve an orgasm. He naturally blames women as a whole since, according to him, women naturally struggle to orgasm as well.
02/24: Leaving no fetish unclaimed, Kevin shares that he is aroused by his own neck. He also further reveals that he is still struggling to achieve orgasm, and attempts to excuse it by continuing to blame women by claiming it takes significantly longer for them to achieve orgasm. Again.
02/25: It is revealed that Kevin's neovagina has still not even healed, still requiring sutures, making his decision to masturbate with his neovagina on a near-daily basis questionable.
02/26: Further demonstrating his rampant misogyny, Kevin describes women as needing to be "domesticated;" he then posts a picture of himself dilating nude.
02/26: Removing all doubt, Kevin explains that a major reason he received sexual reassignment was because he has a castration fetish.
02/27: After sharing troubles involving ordering an animal dildo online (yes, really), Kevin decides to reveal where his money comes from: inheritance, assuring he doesn't need to work a day in his life.
02/28: Mysteriously, Kevin pushes his penetration date back another month, the reason as to why may perhaps be never known.
02/28: Another cow crossover as fellow lolcow October Evans has been reported harassing Kevin's ranch for some reason.
02/29: Happy leap day! Kevin claims to be bleeding "extra" from the apparent usual while dilating. He also states his neovagina is itchy but he is unable to scratch it, a sign of heavy nerve damage, and follows up by announcing he doesn't drive himself despite being the ripe age of over 30. To finish, he happily shares that he bought a dog dildo many times larger than his dilators and intends to use it next month.
03/01: Kevin, in analogy, basically says the skin of his neovagina is splitting and separating. He claims this is perfectly normal.
03/03: Bemoaning that he lacks the creativity to write erotic roleplays with his friends (yes, really), Kevin decides to take a one week break from Twitter...some time in the next two weeks. He also reveals he usually is high on weed when he posts, surprising nobody.
03/03: Kevin complains he doesn't know how to put on a bra. He then states he feels like a woman for buying children's bandages with Disney princesses and Hello Kitty designs and that acting like a woman (as far as he understands) is humiliating (gleefully, due to his humiliation fetish), which further demonstrates his blatant infantilization of femininity and open animosity thereof.
03/04: Having lost his animal dildo in the mail, Kevin bothers a postal worker by asking where it went. Then, when musing on his break from the internet, one of his followers offers gentle advice, causing Kevin to immediately snap at them to shut up as a further demonstration of Kevin's detestable personality.
03/05: In the very first response to saying he's trying to stop getting angry at somebody for disagreeing with him, Kevin gets angry at somebody for disagreeing with him. Soon after, he shares that he projects his healing will be complete in six months. He follows up by saying the excessive bleeding from his neovagina (over three months after his surgery) is like a woman's menstrual cycle, claiming that its continuous hemorrhaging is just "making up for lost time" and that he no longer feels like he "missed out" on wearing menstrual pads.
03/07: Kevin shows off just the very top of his neovagina, and the tiniest bit he reveals already looks incorrect compared to a genuine product.
03/09: Kevin whines that he can't afford a proper burial when he dies for no reason. He then manages to sexualize his own death by becoming excited when somebody suggested having his ashes used for the creation of a buttplug. He then shares that his doctor literally doesn't care about his neovagina's stiches not holding, telling Kevin to come back in half a year. Rather than being bothered by this major complication, Kevin can only frame this as a problem because he can't masturbate.
03/11: Because they're intelligent, Kevin's friends openly share photos of their new ranch, and its location has already been discovered because of it.
03/14: After engaging in his insane balloon fetish, Kevin snaps at one of his followers for telling an obvious joke, culminating in said follower practically groveling at Kevin's feet and literally begging for forgiveness before Kevin expresses amusement at his apology, demonstrating the pathetic nature of Kevin's orbiters and the sheer callousness he treats them with. He then voices his support of a follower getting bottom surgery despite Kevin himself saying people need to be more reluctant to get bottom surgery not two days before. Fellow lolcow Gutian also interacted with one of Kevin's polyamorous genderblob roommates.
03/17: Somehow, Kevin finds a way to derive sexual fetishism from the coronavirus.
03/20: Demonstrating the extent of his empathy, Kevin explains that he thinks domestic abuse is funny but only if it's between heterosexual couples, and tries to justify that he's laughing at "heterosexuality" and not just domestic violence.
03/20: Thread rewrite to include new information regarding Kevin.
03/21: 100 pages! Kevin demonstrates that he can only differentiate men and women by the presence of facial hair, highly suggesting that he has severe face blindness.
03/22: After claiming and reaffirming men and women look the same with the only difference being facial hair, Kevin gets angry at his followers for disagreeing with him and demands they shut up.
03/25: Kevin sexually roleplays with a random user on Twitter before randomly telling them to respect his "sexual boundaries" when the user repeats the same thing Kevin responded positively to just a second earlier. Both blame each others' autism.
03/26: Kevin tells a person to transition unsolicited, insisting they "need" to do so and that it's urgent for them to start or they'll "regret" it before referring to them using female pronouns despite them being stringently male, further proving Kevin's grooming habits.
03/27: The ranch is having extreme issues with the electrical and propane systems turning it into a death trap, causing some of Kevin's cohorts to announce that it is making them feel suicidal and that they're ready to sue. Kevin, in the meantime, buys plush and Lego dinosaurs while sharing inflation porn.
03/28: Kevin reveals he isn't even at the new ranch, content to just sit at the old one playing on Twitter all day. After complaining that no conservative politicians have died from coronavirus, he expresses his sexual satisfaction from dressing like a baby in Animal Crossing and dubiously states he was engaged before becoming trans.
03/29: A little digging reveals the horrible way Kevin has treated his own family, kicking his brother out of his home because Kevin's (alleged) ex wanted him gone, and yelling at his mother for calling him "Kevie" in the middle of a conversation where she shares how difficult her life has been.
03/30: Kevin celebrates a person he disagreed with politically dying. He then brags that he pays for porn.
04/01: Happy April Fool's! Prank yourself by listening to Kevin's creepy voice.
04/04: Kevin reveals he has an associate who works for Bad Dragon, a company that creates animal-based dildos. He then gets furious because people are laughing at an innocuous joke about the "Row Row Row Your Boat" song because he doesn't understand it.
04/08: Kevin gets a single account strike on Twitter, spurring him into an absolute meltdown. Kevin also appears to be getting increasingly agitated when discussing his neovagina, especially when discussing its healing progress. His mood does a 180 the second his animal dildo arrives in the mail.
04/09: Another lolcow crossover with fellow trans trainwreck Mallorie Jessica as Kevin voices his support of their comic celebrating shoplifting. Kevin then explains why he approves of shoplifting (including that he's engaged in it) and complains about Gamergate. He then posts a video sharing his excessively creepy voice.
04/10: Kevin's buyer's remorse begins to seep through, and gets agitated as he yells at his followers over the shoplifting comic from earlier. Soon after, he lusts over a statue.
04/16: Kevin fails at basic math, and claims this is because he is becoming a woman.
04/17: One of Kevin's followers blocks Kevin before he gets a chance to do the same to them, and Kevin becomes confused by the human emotion of guilt he feels. Kevin blocks them anyway.
04/20: After bragging that he's groomed all of his friends, Kevin proceeds to groom another user that he's been noticeably grooming for months.
04/23: Kevin happily talks about the hypergranulation on his neovagina. He then continues to try to groom Ryan to transition, a person he's been demonstrably grooming for months.
04/25: Kevin attempts to groom lolcow Erin Hodges. Soon after, he talks about how he's terrified of people sending him messages and states that he's a "nice, caring person."
04/27: Kevin argues and presents hypotheticals as to why arguing and hypotheticals are bad. Afterwords, he shares that he gets off to sweaty video game characters.
04/28: Kevin brags about grooming again. His ranch has also been labeled as "delinquent."
04/30: Kevin grooms some more, promising the target will "be happier" despite complaining about people using this romantic idolizing of transitioning before.
05/01: Kevin laments that he wishes he could go back in time to when he posted on 4chan and try grooming people to transition earlier. He then grooms more people, including his current target, Ryan. Later, he complains that Twitter won't recommend him porn before returning to pestering Ryan to transition yet again and making another creepy video with his voice in it while surrounded by a wall of stuffed animals as he breathes heavily.
05/08: More information on Steampunk Penny and their frankly unnerving history is found.
05/09: Kevin breaks up with Ripley. He still talks to Ripley as if nothing happened. Kevin then goes on to share his neovagina is still separating yet he is still sticking his hand into it regardless. Soon after, Kevin privates his account because a user with 5,000 followers cracked a joke in response to one of Kevin's dumb diatribes.
05/11: The user who made Kevin private his account for a day returns fire.
05/14: Kevin lusts after Jar Jar Binks and a plant before flashing his neovagina. He also shares he thinks he has PMS because he feels like crying.
05/21: Kevin brags about feeling aroused from going on a "date" in Animal Crossing.
05/22: Kevin reveals that he's never actually spoken to one of his "girlfriends" verbally. They both describe their brief exchange over voice chat as intensely erotic. Kevin immediately picks up a new "girlfriend," some random other person, along the way.
05/28: Happy 200 pages! Kevin celebrates the Minneapolis riots and shares his genuine for the destruction of his country and mocks a user because he thinks they don't want the same, stating violence is fine if it's done politically. For no reason, he shares that he's never had his anus penetrated, including by his own fingers.
05/31: Kevin's neovagina smells. Kevin describes it as "unmistakeably vag-scented."
06/01: Kevin needs $30K to expand the ranch, in between celebrating the 2020 riots. A poll on the color of his neovagina discharge ends, concluding that it is yellow/tan colored.
06/11: Kevin goes in to get the rotting piece of flesh on his neovagina (that he claims would've fallen off on its own) snipped off.
More updates here.
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You guys did an excellent job and it's only a matter of time before he starts splerging again. A guy like that can't help it.
If anything this thread will serve as a constant reminder to Kevin and other troons that mutilating your genitals will not lead you to happiness.
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06/21: Kevin retweets Brianna Wu talking about Gamergate.
06/23: Kevin misinterprets politeness as him passing.
06/25: Vice writes an article about the ranch.
06/26: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gets called out.
06/29: A tweet from Kevin goes viral (by trans Twitter standards) and he manages to groom another person. Kevin also believes he's menstruating.
07/02: Kevin's outlook regarding his neovagina becomes even more dire.
07/05: The creepiest video of Kevin yet is posted, showing him rubbing his face into his cat's fur. He then accidentally quotes Buffalo Bill.
07/12: Kevin makes it to the front page of Kiwifarms because he remarked that he's accidentally flashed guests while dilating. He also shares that he only washes his hair once a month and makes a nonsensical point that coronavirus has retroactively made the 9/11 terrorist attacks not a big deal anymore.
07/16: Kevin complains about his thread on Kiwifarms. Twice.
07/19: Kevin grabs an amorphous wad of flesh and complains about Kiwifarms again.
08/02: After confirming he paid to have his MtF "girlfriend," whose nudes revealed a penis with an impossible triangular shape, Kevin shares that he doesn't even get first dibs, meaning he effectively is paying for another person to have a romantic outing with his own lover.
08/05: The worst thing is posted.
08/06: An even worse worst thing is posted: Kevin's am hole.
08/12: Another subject of Kevin's grooming announces his transitioning and causes his wife to have a mental breakdown, confirming yet another person Kevin has ruined the life of through his grooming.
08/16: After begging for money in fear of not making rent this month, Kevin shares the Funko Pops he's bought.
08/17: Kevin predicts he will be fully healed and operational after one year, undercutting his prediction to be penetrated by 2020.
08/21: After buying a horde of toys, Kevin begs for rent money.
08/25: Kevin brags about being rude to a 10 year old child for trying to help him.
08/28: After months of trying, Kevin finally successfully grooms Ryan.
09/01: Penny brags about assaulting a random protestor.
09/02: After Ryan backpedals on being trans, Kevin angrily tries to argue Ryan still is.
09/10: Kevin's dog eats one of his toys, and Kevin complains about and belittles the dog as if it were a human.
09/15: The ranch shows up on PBS. Kevin looks particularly awful.
09/16: The discharge from Kevin's neovagina is staining his clothes.
10/02: Kevin complains he can't celebrate his hope for the president to die.
10/05: Despite spending hundreds of dollars on toys, Kevin claims to need money and begins begging.
10/18: A member of the ranch brags about pointing guns at random people driving by their house.
10/23: Kevin becomes more blatant as he simultaneously begs for money while bragging about buying new toys.
10/27: Showing a disturbing side of himself, Kevin muses on slowly torturing people to death for the mortal sin of disagreeing with him.
10/31: Fellow members of Kevin's ranch cheerfully confirm that they've let some alpacas under their care freeze to death.
11/12: After laughing at Moviebob, Kevin finds out his name autofills to his Kiwifarms thread.
11/13: Documentation of Kevin's grifting attempts coinciding with him buying expensive toys immediately after is made.
11/21: For no reason, Kevin decides to annoy hundreds of people by insisting neovaginas are indistinguishable from real vaginas, including his own.
11/22: A more comprehensive history of Kevin's first ex is posted.
01/05: Tensions on the tranch have reached a fever pitch.
01/13: Kevin posts a hilariously awful picture of himself, further revealing the horrific shape of his body.
01/14: Spending the money he gained from grifting immediately, Kevin celebrates buying a Transformers toy nearing $1,000 in price and makes an absurdly bad defense relating to his neovagina healing. In the meantime, another fluff piece about the ranch is written.
01/16: After explicitly stating his neovagina is closing because he's been dilating less, Kevin becomes furious at claims stating neovaginas close if you dilate less.
01/18: Kevin blames his butchered libido on being a woman.
01/19: After a fluff piece is published to Twitter, Kevin and company take the comments to call everything mocking or criticizing them bigots, with results about as one would expect.
01/20: Kevin gets mentioned by a Twitter account made to document awful trans posts.
01/23: The ranch is criticized by a local paper, further demonstrating how they are a nuisance to the surrounding area.
01/26: For no reason, Kevin shares how he sees a clear father/daughter relationship in a Disney movie between an adult and nine-year-old as overtly sexual.
01/27: One of Kevin's cohorts shares how they're letting their chickens stay in freezing conditions overnight.
01/28: As reality continues to seep in, Kevin shares how he believes he may have to resort to anal sex, something he's never actually done, to compensate for his non-functioning neovagina.
01/29: A member of the tranch mocks a farmer for losing money due to government involvement.
02/03: The police investigate the tranch abusing their animals, leading to poor timing as they are confronted in front of a news crew. A podcast regarding the tranch then surfaces.
02/07: Kevin shares how he was jealous of a boy receiving a botched circumcision.
02/09: The tranch's poor treatment of their animals gets called out.
02/10: While grifting for luxuries, Kevin denies being a scammer before buying inflation porn. Wedge, the name of one of Kevin's online boyfriends given to him by the thread for the unfortunate shape of his penis, confirms he reads the thread.
02/13: The tranch members continue to counter the neglect of their animals, stating all who criticize them are from Kiwifarms and should give them money. Kevin complains he feels jealous of lesbians in the porn he's watching because they have tattoos.
02/14: The tranch alleges they were blamed for a bomb threat. Meanwhile, Kevin buys more inflation porn.
02/15: Kevin refers to a woman who asked him to give her room a "cunt" in response.
02/18: After giving an inappropriate response to Penny stating his mother was dying which looks even worse given the full context, Kevin considers wasting his grift money for an expensive video game release.
02/20: Kevin happily states he is becoming more like a woman because he is "bitchy" and "weepy."
02/24: Kevin defends a pedophile using moon logic.
02/25: Kevin proceeds to get railed by the entirety of Twitter for the aforementioned moon logic.
02/28: In response to a movie, Kevin tries to speak as an authority on being a "barren woman."
03/01: The tranch receives another fluff piece from NBC. Although missing during the video, Kevin argues with people identifying him as a scammer.
03/02: Wedge discusses his adventures in grooming and gets angry when a doctor denies his claims of being deaf using empirical evidence.
03/06: After claiming to receive death threats, the tranch claims to have been invaded.
03/08: The tranch is under attack by a militia, apparently.
04/10: Kevin is posted about by a pass/don't pass Twitter account and enters maximum cope.
04/12: Kevin says "am hole" again and continues to rage about being shared by pass/don't pass Twitter accounts.
04/16: Kevin joins an online sex cult. Meanwhile, more information on Wedge is posted.
04/18: Even more info on Wedge is posted.
04/21: Kevin explains in explicit detail how he's stolen money from his family and shoplifted.
05/07: The most hilarious photo of Kevin's moobs yet was posted.
05/18: Wedge's therapists requests to stop seeing him because he's too annoying, and Wedge gets facial feminization surgery with no detectable results.
05/24: Kevin tells people to unfollow a person because they suggested kids shouldn't be exposed to sexual content.
06/06: Wedge gets dogpiled for saying that lesbians not liking men is transphobic against MtF's.
06/13: Kevin justifies somebody receiving a death threat.
06/17: Wedge loses it again and gets dogpiled for complaining about trans porn tags.
06/29: Wedge complains about being called Wedge.
08/10 Kevin's ballooning size is becoming more apparent.
10/02: Kevin goes full meltdown again because somebody relayed his Kiwifarms thread after he explicitly brought up that the thought the thread was funny.
10/19: Kevin defends artwork depicting bestiality and says his only problem with pornographic art depicting children is that it can be used for grooming kids.
01/13: A gif from Kiwifarms mocking Kevin shoots to the top of Discord and Tenor's recommendations when searching "trans." Kevin pretends he enjoys this fact while complaining about Kiwifarms.
06/21: Kevin retweets Brianna Wu talking about Gamergate.
06/23: Kevin misinterprets politeness as him passing.
06/25: Vice writes an article about the ranch.
06/26: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gets called out.
06/29: A tweet from Kevin goes viral (by trans Twitter standards) and he manages to groom another person. Kevin also believes he's menstruating.
07/02: Kevin's outlook regarding his neovagina becomes even more dire.
07/05: The creepiest video of Kevin yet is posted, showing him rubbing his face into his cat's fur. He then accidentally quotes Buffalo Bill.
07/12: Kevin makes it to the front page of Kiwifarms because he remarked that he's accidentally flashed guests while dilating. He also shares that he only washes his hair once a month and makes a nonsensical point that coronavirus has retroactively made the 9/11 terrorist attacks not a big deal anymore.
07/16: Kevin complains about his thread on Kiwifarms. Twice.
07/19: Kevin grabs an amorphous wad of flesh and complains about Kiwifarms again.
08/02: After confirming he paid to have his MtF "girlfriend," whose nudes revealed a penis with an impossible triangular shape, Kevin shares that he doesn't even get first dibs, meaning he effectively is paying for another person to have a romantic outing with his own lover.
08/05: The worst thing is posted.
08/06: An even worse worst thing is posted: Kevin's am hole.
08/12: Another subject of Kevin's grooming announces his transitioning and causes his wife to have a mental breakdown, confirming yet another person Kevin has ruined the life of through his grooming.
08/16: After begging for money in fear of not making rent this month, Kevin shares the Funko Pops he's bought.
08/17: Kevin predicts he will be fully healed and operational after one year, undercutting his prediction to be penetrated by 2020.
08/21: After buying a horde of toys, Kevin begs for rent money.
08/25: Kevin brags about being rude to a 10 year old child for trying to help him.
08/28: After months of trying, Kevin finally successfully grooms Ryan.
09/01: Penny brags about assaulting a random protestor.
09/02: After Ryan backpedals on being trans, Kevin angrily tries to argue Ryan still is.
09/10: Kevin's dog eats one of his toys, and Kevin complains about and belittles the dog as if it were a human.
09/15: The ranch shows up on PBS. Kevin looks particularly awful.
09/16: The discharge from Kevin's neovagina is staining his clothes.
10/02: Kevin complains he can't celebrate his hope for the president to die.
10/05: Despite spending hundreds of dollars on toys, Kevin claims to need money and begins begging.
10/18: A member of the ranch brags about pointing guns at random people driving by their house.
10/23: Kevin becomes more blatant as he simultaneously begs for money while bragging about buying new toys.
10/27: Showing a disturbing side of himself, Kevin muses on slowly torturing people to death for the mortal sin of disagreeing with him.
10/31: Fellow members of Kevin's ranch cheerfully confirm that they've let some alpacas under their care freeze to death.
11/12: After laughing at Moviebob, Kevin finds out his name autofills to his Kiwifarms thread.
11/13: Documentation of Kevin's grifting attempts coinciding with him buying expensive toys immediately after is made.
11/21: For no reason, Kevin decides to annoy hundreds of people by insisting neovaginas are indistinguishable from real vaginas, including his own.
11/22: A more comprehensive history of Kevin's first ex is posted.
01/05: Tensions on the tranch have reached a fever pitch.
01/13: Kevin posts a hilariously awful picture of himself, further revealing the horrific shape of his body.
01/14: Spending the money he gained from grifting immediately, Kevin celebrates buying a Transformers toy nearing $1,000 in price and makes an absurdly bad defense relating to his neovagina healing. In the meantime, another fluff piece about the ranch is written.
01/16: After explicitly stating his neovagina is closing because he's been dilating less, Kevin becomes furious at claims stating neovaginas close if you dilate less.
01/18: Kevin blames his butchered libido on being a woman.
01/19: After a fluff piece is published to Twitter, Kevin and company take the comments to call everything mocking or criticizing them bigots, with results about as one would expect.
01/20: Kevin gets mentioned by a Twitter account made to document awful trans posts.
01/23: The ranch is criticized by a local paper, further demonstrating how they are a nuisance to the surrounding area.
01/26: For no reason, Kevin shares how he sees a clear father/daughter relationship in a Disney movie between an adult and nine-year-old as overtly sexual.
01/27: One of Kevin's cohorts shares how they're letting their chickens stay in freezing conditions overnight.
01/28: As reality continues to seep in, Kevin shares how he believes he may have to resort to anal sex, something he's never actually done, to compensate for his non-functioning neovagina.
01/29: A member of the tranch mocks a farmer for losing money due to government involvement.
02/03: The police investigate the tranch abusing their animals, leading to poor timing as they are confronted in front of a news crew. A podcast regarding the tranch then surfaces.
02/07: Kevin shares how he was jealous of a boy receiving a botched circumcision.
02/09: The tranch's poor treatment of their animals gets called out.
02/10: While grifting for luxuries, Kevin denies being a scammer before buying inflation porn. Wedge, the name of one of Kevin's online boyfriends given to him by the thread for the unfortunate shape of his penis, confirms he reads the thread.
02/13: The tranch members continue to counter the neglect of their animals, stating all who criticize them are from Kiwifarms and should give them money. Kevin complains he feels jealous of lesbians in the porn he's watching because they have tattoos.
02/14: The tranch alleges they were blamed for a bomb threat. Meanwhile, Kevin buys more inflation porn.
02/15: Kevin refers to a woman who asked him to give her room a "cunt" in response.
02/18: After giving an inappropriate response to Penny stating his mother was dying which looks even worse given the full context, Kevin considers wasting his grift money for an expensive video game release.
02/20: Kevin happily states he is becoming more like a woman because he is "bitchy" and "weepy."
02/24: Kevin defends a pedophile using moon logic.
02/25: Kevin proceeds to get railed by the entirety of Twitter for the aforementioned moon logic.
02/28: In response to a movie, Kevin tries to speak as an authority on being a "barren woman."
03/01: The tranch receives another fluff piece from NBC. Although missing during the video, Kevin argues with people identifying him as a scammer.
03/02: Wedge discusses his adventures in grooming and gets angry when a doctor denies his claims of being deaf using empirical evidence.
03/06: After claiming to receive death threats, the tranch claims to have been invaded.
03/08: The tranch is under attack by a militia, apparently.
04/10: Kevin is posted about by a pass/don't pass Twitter account and enters maximum cope.
04/12: Kevin says "am hole" again and continues to rage about being shared by pass/don't pass Twitter accounts.
04/16: Kevin joins an online sex cult. Meanwhile, more information on Wedge is posted.
04/18: Even more info on Wedge is posted.
04/21: Kevin explains in explicit detail how he's stolen money from his family and shoplifted.
05/07: The most hilarious photo of Kevin's moobs yet was posted.
05/18: Wedge's therapists requests to stop seeing him because he's too annoying, and Wedge gets facial feminization surgery with no detectable results.
05/24: Kevin tells people to unfollow a person because they suggested kids shouldn't be exposed to sexual content.
06/06: Wedge gets dogpiled for saying that lesbians not liking men is transphobic against MtF's.
06/13: Kevin justifies somebody receiving a death threat.
06/17: Wedge loses it again and gets dogpiled for complaining about trans porn tags.
06/29: Wedge complains about being called Wedge.
08/10 Kevin's ballooning size is becoming more apparent.
10/02: Kevin goes full meltdown again because somebody relayed his Kiwifarms thread after he explicitly brought up that the thought the thread was funny.
10/19: Kevin defends artwork depicting bestiality and says his only problem with pornographic art depicting children is that it can be used for grooming kids.
01/13: A gif from Kiwifarms mocking Kevin shoots to the top of Discord and Tenor's recommendations when searching "trans." Kevin pretends he enjoys this fact while complaining about Kiwifarms.
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Surely someone is following to get the protected tweets.
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appears as if he's been soft blocking his followers list lmao
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I want to say that Null came across this troon farm on one of his streams a while back. Just by accident.
edit: maybe I imagined it in a fever dream, can't seem to find it...
edit: maybe I imagined it in a fever dream, can't seem to find it...
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Well then allow me, it's late so excuse the exceptionalism:
Seems like our little Kevin is well aware of "k*w*farms's" and him being on the "radar":
Edit: Blocked within seconds. They're actively watching this thread like a fucking hawk.
Seems like our little Kevin is well aware of "k*w*farms's" and him being on the "radar":
Edit: Blocked within seconds. They're actively watching this thread like a fucking hawk.
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Lol K. Boogeyman the farms all u want lads it only increases our power and laughs.
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"Mommy will handle it."
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Well then allow me, it's late so excuse the exceptionalism:
Seems like our little Kevin is well aware of "k*w*farms's" and him being on the "radar":
Edit: Blocked within seconds. They're actively watching this thread like a fucking hawk.
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i don't know what's funnier, big momma troon waving a handgun around or Kevin referring to Penny as "Mistress" and continuing to live the fetish
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Hi Kevin! Why are you so ashamed of your Twitter account? All of you troons blast every detail of your personal lives out into the ether of the internet, and act all surprised when someone points and laughs at you because of it.Well then allow me, it's late so excuse the exceptionalism:
Seems like our little Kevin is well aware of "k*w*farms's" and him being on the "radar":
Edit: Blocked within seconds. They're actively watching this thread like a fucking hawk.
It sucks when reality kicks you in your neovag doesn't it? That facade you've created falls apart and you're just another sad dude who cut his balls off because he failed as a man.
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They should know by now that K*w*f*r*m*s burns down your house. Trying shooting that mommy.
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Such a shame.
Sent him DM's of support too and how I wish him well!
What a meanie!
Why does he have to be so angey?
Oh well...I guess outside compliments just aren't good enough for this "little".
Sent him DM's of support too and how I wish him well!
What a meanie!
Why does he have to be so angey?
Oh well...I guess outside compliments just aren't good enough for this "little".
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KF: lmao. Look at this oversharing troon friends, funny or what?
Troon: Threatens gun violence against a bunch of people who aren't gonna go near them anyway but are laughing at gross oversharing and medical horror instead of just telling Kevin to stop posting the play by play of his fetishes and dick soup cavern between his legs.
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When you threaten a momma's babies she's gonna freak out and protect them. It's instinctual, in their DNA. Their women parts of the brain make them just blank out and get protective. Instead of being pathetic weaklings like normal women turn into beasts that can lift cars and everything else to protect their babies. One time I saw these wild turkeys with a bunch of babies and this hawk flew down and tried to grab them and the mommas flew up into the air after the hawk and chased him off. It's just nature man.
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How very unfortunate.
I'm sure his vagina is just dripping with anticipation of what the fedora tipping incel cis male chuds at Kiwifams are doing right now.
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I'm sure his vagina is just dripping with anticipation of what the fedora tipping incel cis male chuds at Kiwifams are doing right now.
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That's a neat gun but nobody's going to try to hurt you, let alone visit you. The number of people on Kiwifarms willing to is not non-zero. It's just zero.
Besides, you're not even the main attraction. You're more like the sideshow leeching off of the big draw. People especially don't care, but threatening violence is an efficient way of rectifying that.