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happy 100 pages, fellow Kevin aficionados

just Animal Crossing sperging today, but he did manage to squeeze in this idiotic cop-out after getting criticism over yesterday's blisteringly autistic take on pre-troons
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not cool guys, be better

and lmao, this fucking killed me
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happy 100 pages, fellow Kevin aficionados

just Animal Crossing sperging today, but he did manage to squeeze in this idiotic cop-out after getting criticism over yesterday's blisteringly autistic take on pre-troons
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not cool guys, be better

and lmao, this fucking killed me
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"Stop proving me wrong, because I will NEVER concede that I am."

And of course he tries to emotionally manipulate people by claiming that others pointing out this stupidity is them somehow harassing him. Just goes to show, Kevin wants to talk at people, not with people. Maybe that's why nobody on his ranch acknowledges his existence, assuming they aren't just like him.

TwippingVanilla is pretty stupid, too, but Kevin further demonstrates he couldn't care less about what his followers have to say by just reposting his tweet telling people to shut up at the guy. Bless TwippingVanilla, because he's such an oaf that he believed Kevin was assuming he didn't read his post telling people to stop talking rather than just it being Kevin telling him to shove it. I simply adore that last tweet, too, where he acts like his past self was some sort of malicious entity, referring to it as capital "H" "He" the same way a Catholic priest would speak of the devil.

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"Stop proving me wrong, because I will NEVER concede that I am."

And of course he tries to emotionally manipulate people by claiming that others pointing out this stupidity is them somehow harassing him. Just goes to show, Kevin wants to talk at people, not with people. Maybe that's why nobody on his ranch acknowledges his existence, assuming they aren't just like him.

TwippingVanilla is pretty stupid, too, but Kevin further demonstrates he couldn't care less about what his followers have to say by just reposting his tweet telling people to shut up at the guy. Bless TwippingVanilla, because he's such an oaf that he believed Kevin was assuming he didn't read his post telling people to stop talking rather than just it being Kevin telling him to shove it. I simply adore that last tweet, too, where he acts like his past self was some sort of malicious entity, referring to it as capital "H" "He" the same way a Catholic priest would speak of the devil.

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Not to encourage delusions, but I found the fact that Kevin was so "I'm not going to defend your dysphoria" kind of a shitty thing to say to your entire timeline that consists of autists with gender issues. Like, it's what they would call "gaslighting" in any other context. You're literally telling people that what they are saying and what they experienced isn't actually reality. Whether or not that's true, it's just surprising to see that type of sentiment from a trooner like Kevin who seems so Empowered by his neopuss. If the opposite was the case, such as someone telling Kevin that he didn't look "femme" at all pre-transition like he's asserting, then that person would probably be labeled transphobic or some other such thing.

Such a stunning hypocrisy. Honestly, I don't think there's anything wrong with looking at your past photos and seeing progress if you're doing this sort of thing to yourself. In fact, I think that's a much better outcome than most of these troons could hope for, since a great many of them still look masculine. Wouldn't you want to be able to look at your photos from three years ago and be able to show demonstrably that you've actually succeeded in transitioning? Like, that's the goal, right? They wouldn't have transitioned in the first place if any of them thought they looked remotely passing pre-transition.

Truly nonsensical.
 
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Everyone predicted Kevin smelled bad. Now we know he has a fetish for not bathing. Maybe that's why his ranch buddies don't bother going near him, come to think of it.
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bruh he fucking tweeted that he was forced/bullied into douchéing by his room mates. He smelt so bad down there his roommates had to have a word.

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That's either swelling or scar tissue, Kevin. Neither are particularly "okay," but you do you. Sometimes literally.
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What a shame, what are the chances that over 9000 of Kevin’s kinks and bdsm/vagpain isn’t one of them.

Also Happy 100 Kevin! You speed an like and Audi TT, if the TT stood for “Turbo Tard” and sped instead of speed :achievement:
 
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I actually wonder now if Kev is posting more because he enjoys the attention here, maybe we are feeding into his humiliation fetish.

Also Hi Kev!
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Despite having a supposed humiliation fetish, he's expressed fear that he has a Kiwifarms thread and a severe dislike of us for it. Oddly enough, he's never tried the "you're actually turning me on" approach.

But there's multiple instances which highly suggests he checks out the thread from time to time.
 
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I'm not trying to pat myself on the back with this, but I was reviewing and fixing errors in the original post when something just hit me. I reread the last three paragraphs and I feel like I've never connected the sheer gravity of Kevin's situation, and all from how these three paragraphs are almost entirely composed of medical body horror. I wrote them together because they were thematically connected, but I didn't put together the grim picture it paints side-by-side like this. Reading it now and realizing this feels like an epiphany, but a terrible one, like discovering the Les Misérables movie is a musical only after you paid full price for it.
But going beyond the often-predicted nature of his inability to derive any pleasure from his botched surgery, Kevin shares needless (yet telling) details about the struggles of maintaining his neovagina. Not for the faint of heart, Kevin gleefully decided to share that his neovagina had a flap of skin which was rotting and ready to fall off (which he says his doctor claimed was "normal and safe"), he's depressed (inexplicably, according to him), he's been struggling to orgasm constantly (which he continues blames on being a woman), he still has sutures months after the surgery (exceeding ten times the length most wounds require stitches for), he's suffering from an extreme dehiscence (a clinical term for the seams of a wound ripping apart), his neovagina is itchy yet he can't scratch it (a tell-tale sign of extreme nerve damage), he's been bleeding "extra" during each dilation (well past the date most surgeries at least heal shut), and that his neovagina has been discharging an unknown fluid (which he has been eating).

One can only wonder what Kevin's surgeon thinks about this situation, but the simple answer is that they do not. In actuality, the sheer apathy of Kevin's doctor is yet another running joke for Kevin's observers. An often used and cuttingly apt description of Kevin's doctor is that of a "used car salesman." Although Kevin stays woefully naive in his optimism, his doctor (who Kevin had revealed was Dr. Jennifer Hyer, a student of the doctor who did Jazz Jennings' surgery) only contacts Kevin through email and often refuses to do simple checkups on their patient despite said patient's extreme and concerning issues unless repeatedly pushed by Kevin. The fact that Dr. Hyer only delayed Kevin's approved date for penetration when Kevin described his dehiscence via repeated emails is most telling of all.

Still, Kevin remains blindly hopeful for the future, and excitedly waits for his first experience with penetrating his neovagina despite his doctor pushing the date for this back further and further, with the doctor becoming all the more apathetic, telling Kevin not to contact them for six entire months while Kevin has a dehiscence, an extremely urgent emergency which requires immediate attention and often corrective surgery. Obliviously, Kevin readies himself for the day of his first penetration by regularly dilating and plans to "practice" with a dildo styled after an anatomically correct dog penis, beginning the latest (and, as occasionally theorized, last) saga of Kevin's journey through life.
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In short, everything that can be wrong with Kevin's surgery has gone wrong. On the medical side, you have necrosis, tearing, separation, nerve death, bleeding, sutures that have sat in place for months. Yet on the side of exterior factors, being Kevin and the doctor themselves, Kevin constantly irritates the thing and the only way the doctor could care any less is if they outright blocked Kevin's email, as all they do to "help" is constantly reassuring him everything is fine and doing what I can only describe as the medical equivalent to procrastination.

The closest, and I mean absolute closest thing to a positive I can use to describe Kevin is that he is absurdly hopeful. He's cruel, malicious, spiteful, yet he always seems to have a positive outlook. However, while this would make a normal person seem endearing, it just makes a despicable person seem naive. It doesn't help that he constantly tries to argue against his very existence by claiming that he's just an outlier and is not a fair representation of the surgery, which completely ignores that he got a surgeon who is one of the most experienced with the procedure in the entire world and is statistically responsible for three out of every twenty people who have the procedure yet things are going as badly as they can possibly get.

Very early in the thread, I believe I described Kevin as a living nightmare. A thought experiment that would trigger a fight-or-flight response from the sheer horror of imagining yourself in. It still holds up, yet every time I want to feel bad for Kevin, he reminds me time after time why I don't.
 
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and that his neovagina has been discharging an unknown fluid (which he has been eating)
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I've been following this thread since nearly day one and this part still made me throw back my head and lol irl. It's shockingly easy to get desensitized to Kevin's exploits when you read about them constantly. Reframing and gathering the information in a succinct, bullshit-free way like this really reminds you how ridiculous and sad his situation actually is :story:
 
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In short, everything that can be wrong with Kevin's surgery has gone wrong. On the medical side, you have necrosis, tearing, separation, nerve death, bleeding, sutures that have sat in place for months.
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And still those are just the things he tweets about, those are the things he doesn't mind all the other trannies knowing - so who knows what's really going on down there in the slimy pits of hell.

I've been thinking about the "juices~" he likes to taste. Has anyone suggested serous fluid, the see through stuff that drains from wounds? Itchiness could be from the wound crust (not very uwu I know, apologies)
 
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I'm not trying to pat myself on the back with this, but I was reviewing and fixing errors in the original post when something just hit me. I reread the last three paragraphs and I feel like I've never connected the sheer gravity of Kevin's situation, and all from how these three paragraphs are almost entirely composed of medical body horror. I wrote them together because they were thematically connected, but I didn't put together the grim picture it paints side-by-side like this. Reading it now and realizing this feels like an epiphany, but a terrible one, like discovering the Les Misérables movie is a musical only after you paid full price for it.


In short, everything that can be wrong with Kevin's surgery has gone wrong. On the medical side, you have necrosis, tearing, separation, nerve death, bleeding, sutures that have sat in place for months. Yet on the side of exterior factors, being Kevin and the doctor themselves, Kevin constantly irritates the thing and the only way the doctor could care any less is if they outright blocked Kevin's email, as all they do to "help" is constantly reassuring him everything is fine and doing what I can only describe as the medical equivalent to procrastination.

The closest, and I mean absolute closest thing to a positive I can use to describe Kevin is that he is absurdly hopeful. He's cruel, malicious, spiteful, yet he always seems to have a positive outlook. However, while this would make a normal person seem endearing, it just makes a despicable person seem naive. It doesn't help that he constantly tries to argue against his very existence by claiming that he's just an outlier and is not a fair representation of the surgery, which completely ignores that he got a surgeon who is one of the most experienced with the procedure in the entire world and is statistically responsible for three out of every twenty people who have the procedure yet things are going as badly as they can possibly get.

Very early in the thread, I believe I described Kevin as a living nightmare. A thought experiment that would trigger a fight-or-flight response from the sheer horror of imagining yourself in. It still holds up, yet every time I want to feel bad for Kevin, he reminds me time after time why I don't.
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Ugh god seeing it all together made me dry heave especially remembering he eats the secretions.

I’m wondering how long do you have to file malpractice suits in the USA against surgeons (it's probably on a state by state basis as well), As maybe that's why the surgeon is using delay tactics as this appears to have all gone horribly wrong. It has also got me thinking though maybe there's a different consent agreement for this to what you sign to have a necessary surgery. As a lot seems to be on an informed consent basis with trans stuff.
 
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I don't think the surgeon did anything wrong, it's just that Kev can't keep his fingers/hands/fist out of the fucking thing.
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While I agree with your second point, IMO there's nothing not wrong about mutilating a crotch.
Especially when said crotch belongs to a lunatic like Kevin, who's using it to feed his delusions.
 
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