Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Lurk said:

Lou is ordering takeout for lunch and no doubt will do the same for dinner too. Complaining once again about Grubhub. Pretty sure this motherfucker has been blacklisted by all the delivery drivers as per previous posts here. Semper fi to all the Pittsburgh grubhub drivers.
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this ties with the "my taco bell is ONE MINUTE LATE" tweet as the most Karen thing i've ever heard. is this the only way Lou can transition? by metamorphosing into an entitled soccer mom?

Lurk said:

I thought of your post as soon as I saw this, no doubt Lou read it and immediately started hating his new ref sheet. I wish a Kiwi more talented than I and with a hate-on hard enough would draw a ref sheet just like Lou wants it and then plaster it with Lou truth bombs like you did when you coloured his line art. Of course he'd never see it and start begging to buy it because he totally doesn't read this thread. I'd die fucking laughing though.

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I'd legitimately do that sans truth bombs, but only if Louis makes an account and does a Q&A first. Besides, I already do art requests for Kiwifarms users for free anyway.

I mean, for all intents and purposes, it's a free reference sheet for Louis, only costing him what he does already: respond directly to us.

Wooden Spoon said:

Due to recent happenings, Grubhub and DoorDash are taking more serious measures to protect their employees. We aren't getting penalized for late deliveries, and negative ratings are not being recorded/being let go during this moment. Blantly lying and whining about a delivery being 5 minutes late isn't harming a single reputation. Due to the pandemic Instacart updated their tipping policies, so you just cant be bribed with a huge tip, just for the tip to be taken back. If you pay for your food and pay for your tip there is no way you are getting your money back during this time, as well as trying to get free food due to a order complaint. It's not going to work.

Lou is a scammer, and he knows that usually all he has to do is make a complaint and since most companies honor "the customer is always right" policy, he either gets a refund/free food as a result. Doordash, GrubHub, Uber Eats, Instacart, all of them are taking better steps to protect drivers against people like Lou...which is a little refreshing. It also makes it all the better that the local delivery driver for Lou is probably getting very exasperated, and can leave the lid half-on for spite...or forget that extra burger

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Can't wait for Pink Lemonade 2: Electric BoogaLou. Nice to hear that companies are taking some time to slap down his sort of jackassery from an official standpoint too though.

ALSO WELCOME BACK FREN

Avantasia said:

A fat man's obsession with eating fast food everyday in two acts:

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Yeah, we all know his fursona will never be gangbanged by five guys unless he is willing to pay them with other people’s money - and being the bargain hunter he is, he will get every STD known to man in the process.

Midlife Sperglord said:

Yeah, we all know his fursona will never be gangbanged by five guys unless he is willing to pay them with other people’s money - and being the bargain hunter he is, he will get every STD known to man in the process.

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...Unless he moves to the Unicorn Ranch. Hasn't Lou crossed over with Kevvie at some point, because that post a day or two ago sounded like Kevin could have ghostwritten it.
Thunkful.

BoobWhiskers said:

...Unless he moves to the Unicorn Ranch.

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The most ambitious crossover of all time.

capsaicin said:

The most ambitious crossover of all time.

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Honest to god I'd pay money to see him become part of tranny Waco. Especially because (for those unfamiliar with the exploits of the Am Hole), Kevin of the ranch spends every waking moment buying stupid bullshit. Lou would lose his damn mind seeing someone else getting that many 'wants' day in and day out.

I guess Grubhub probably doesn't deliver to Fuckoff Nowhere, Colorado though,

Midlife Sperglord said:

Yeah, we all know his fursona will never be gangbanged by five guys unless he is willing to pay them with other people’s money - and being the bargain hunter he is, he will get every STD known to man in the process.

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A misguided soul showed concern for Lou's suicide baiting, Lou shits on said concern



Is 'oh well' going to become the new 'please'?


More whining about being blocked




Lou almost forgets to eat but his fat man cravings got the better of him

Lurk said:

A misguided soul showed concern for Lou's suicide baiting, Lou shits on said concern
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Is 'oh well' going to become the new 'please'?
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Lou almost forgets to eat but his fat man cravings got the better of him
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Only Louis can go from complaining when people justly block him for his abhorrent and obnoxious behavior to threatening to block a person for being concerned about his suicidal threats.

And what in the world is a "furry writer's guild?"

_01 said:

Only Louis can go from complaining when people justly block him for his abhorrent and obnoxious behavior to threatening to block a person for being concerned about his suicidal threats.

And what in the world is a "furry writer's guild?"

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Maybe it's his local sofurry group. They have those there, right?

I don’t even understand why Lou needs to pay for a new avatar in the first place. He has a huge back log of head shots, and surely there are enough big tiddy tigress fursonas for him to find a nice one on google.

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Is 'oh well' going to become the new 'please'?

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'Tis indeed a sad state of affairs that thou needst to spend thine remaining currency on food, o Fatlord.

Guess what, fat faggot, for poor people - i.e. you, a habitual internet beggar - food really does come first. No "ifs" or "buts" about it, food comes first. Period.

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More whining about being blocked

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Why are you so surprised? Probably even your hero, Boozy himself, muted and blocked you. Face it, dumbass: no one, except your parents, is willing to put up with you long-term. Your constant whining, begging, your obvious hatred for your relatives and disdain for other people, your habitual scamming of companies, your recent "oh woe is me" suicide baiting - these all make you a very fucking toxic person. And parents, by some miracle of nature, are the only ones willing to accept and put up with such people. You should be incredibly thankful for them to give you a place to stay at, especially for free, and to have free food offered to you - which you reject.

Have you ever put any serious thought into what your life is going to be like after their deaths? How are you going to pay for food and utilities? And what about the mortgage?

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Why are you parroting things you don't believe and can't understand why people call you? You are objectively dumber than a sack of bricks and more toxic than organic mercury.
This fucking faggy baiting won't endear you to anyone.

Paul Barker! said:

I don’t even understand why Lou needs to pay for a new avatar in the first place. He has a huge back log of head shots, and surely there are enough big tiddy tigress fursonas for him to find a nice one on google.

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There's nothing to understand. He's a horny consoomer so he needs new material for his spank bank.

Boris Blank's glass eye said:

Have you ever put any serious thought into what your life is going to be like after their deaths? How are you going to pay for food and utilities? And what about the mortgage?

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He hasn't, because as he mentioned in a very strange and incredibly smug attempt at a "GOTCHA!" towards Kiwifarms - he "planned to be dead within ten years".

Which... well okay, Lou, but what if you aren't? I admit, his chances are slim with the sedentary lifestyle and incessant grease inhaling, but there's no guarantees he'll be dead in ten years unless he actually acts on his suicidal threats. Which we already know he won't because he only uses them as an emotional bludgeon for guilting others into gib-me's.

So with no plans for the future besides "I'm going to be dead" and his clogged arteries, Lou carries on slowly but surely in his grifter lifestyle, outright refusing to better himself or stop scamming other people for their (hopefully) hard-earned cash money on the internet. He enjoys being a lazy bastard too much.

Tard Repository said:

Which... well okay, Lou, but what if you aren't? I admit, his chances are slim with the sedentary lifestyle and incessant grease inhaling, but there's no guarantees he'll be dead in ten years unless he actually acts on his suicidal threats. Which we already know he won't because he only uses them as an emotional bludgeon for guilting others into gib-me's.

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This is why suicide baiters are the lowest tier of shitters. There's only so much emotional exhaustion and emotional battery one is going to take. He's too fucking pig-headed to realize that maybe, just maybe, this is why people block him. He's an emotional drain on literally everyone around him physically and virtually. Or, he does know this and is trying and failing to use this to gain "sympathy". Sympathy as in "I'm following you just to log your tweets and laugh at you." I just don't get it, he's smart enough to dupe people into giving him hundreds of dollars but too stupid to realize that maybe his Negative Nancy approach to literally everything is not only one of the reasons why he has a thread in the first place, but why people have him on block chains and soft blocks him constantly.

No one likes to hang around a person who is 100% negative all the fucking time. At this point, as much as it's hypocritical of me to say this, either kill yourself or change. Black and white issue right there so he can understand it better. You know that saying, "you are what you eat?" It definitely applies to this fat fag. Greasy, fat, bad for you, and clogs you up.

Granted, I don't know what people do with a twatter when they don't have a hobby they're posting the fruits of, but my guess is they do something with it other than a roiling mass of:

- e-begging
- smug, bitchy political slapfighting
- weh weh everyone hates me I should just die
- responding in uncomfortably familiar ways to the tweets of Big Name People who will never even see that shit

Idk, post nice photos from around town! Get a hobby and talk about it, or talk about those ten billion games you play! Retweet and support some of those artist you get work from, if there are any other than gneech that you actually give ashit about! Find normal, sane, positive people whose viewpoints you enjoy and gently chat with them in a non-creepy way! Find people to follow who will put things on your feed that isnt just endless drama and crabtrap-ing.

And if you feel the need to share something super whiny, melodramatic, bitchy, pissy, whatever, DONT DO IT IN THE SPACE YOURE WANTING TO MAKE INTO A POSITIVE PLACE, keep that shit to private like the rest of normal people.
...and make a KF account

BoobWhiskers said:

Idk, post nice photos from around town! Get a hobby and talk about it, or talk about those ten billion games you play! Retweet and support some of those artist you get work from, if there are any other than gneech that you actually give ashit about! Find normal, sane, positive people whose viewpoints you enjoy and gently chat with them in a non-creepy way! Find people to follow who will put things on your feed that isnt just endless drama and crabtrap-ing.

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I bolded this specifically because there's a bit of information here that I've seen that can pretty much be boiled down to social media addiction. He would honestly benefit a shit ton growing some plants or edibles but he needs the attention and CLOUT from twitter. A lot of you guys have said it but he has next to no engagement on his posts. Not because he posts at weird times of the fucking night but because there's nothing to engage with or chat with. How do you engage when someone goes "maybe I should just slit my wrists" other than "please don't do that" and reporting the tweet because you're concerned about the person? How do you engage with someone who will either blow up at you for using "sir" or taking offense to harmless good advice?

You don't. You just don't fucking pozload my negholep and watch from a distance. Like, say I make a twitter account that logs all of the happenings around town or what i'm doing currently and open it up for discussion? Dollars to doughnuts that i'd get a fair bit of engagement if I tagged and hashtagged right. It's all going to boil down to, the topic, accessibility, and how approachable you are. This dude is like touching a 75k live wire fence at this point.

Edit: the word filter caught me off guard so now i'm chuckling heartily.

Oh Ok Yeah That's Cool said:

I bolded this specifically because there's a bit of information here that I've seen that can pretty much be boiled down to social media addiction. He would honestly benefit a shit ton growing some plants or edibles but he needs the attention and CLOUT from twitter. A lot of you guys have said it but he has next to no engagement on his posts. Not because he posts at weird times of the fucking night but because there's nothing to engage with or chat with. How do you engage when someone goes "maybe I should just slit my wrists" other than "please don't do that" and reporting the tweet because you're concerned about the person? How do you engage with someone who will either blow up at you for using "sir" or taking offense to harmless good advice?

You don't. You just don't fucking pozload my neghole and watch from a distance. Like, say I make a twitter account that logs all of the happenings around town or what i'm doing currently and open it up for discussion? Dollars to doughnuts that i'd get a fair bit of engagement if I tagged and hashtagged right. It's all going to boil down to, the topic, accessibility, and how approachable you are. This dude is like touching a 75k live wire fence at this point.

Edit: the word filter caught me off guard so now i'm chuckling heartily.

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I really do think part of the problem is that he's in two groups that are often just fucking GARBAGE as a community. Furries, to some extent (and god, you know you're in the shit when furries are the better group); there's some community and all but it's usually chockful of creepy thirst and endless drama. But then he's also part of the troon circlejerk, and.. God. Anyone who's frequented a single Rat King thread on here knows what a mistake that is, because it's all the problems of the furry community turned up to eleven and the dial broken off.

_01 said:

I'd legitimately do that sans truth bombs, but only if Louis makes an account and does a Q&A first. Besides, I already do art requests for Kiwifarms users for free anyway.

I mean, for all intents and purposes, it's a free reference sheet for Louis, only costing him what he does already: respond directly to us.

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You say you want that, but we all know how Lou answers questions, as demonstrated on his latest CuriousCat account (which, it should be remembered, no one is forcing him to do):



A Q&A with Lou would probably go something like this:

KF: Why are you like this?

LG: Because I hate myself and I want to die.

KF: Do you suppose you could maybe try to make something of yourself?

LG: No.

KF: ...I got nothin'.

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