Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Avantasia said:

Apparently, Louis is going to search for a job... Is this the beginning of a new arc or just more bullshit babbling?

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He sure is playing it up at least, mentioned it quite a few times today. Probably looking to grift some money from people who are excited over the recent Supreme Court decision, given that his longstanding excuse as long as this thread's been alive is 'I can't work because transphobia'.


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Maybe you wouldn't have to 'scrimp and save' if you'd quit sending your scraps to harass people with. Or, you know, stop buying overpriced waifu jpgs.

This does raise the interesting question, though... if he no longer has that excuse, what's keeping him from being a true and honest ma'am now? Yes he'sinstantly stepping up the whining about how his home is super duper transphobic, but he's also spent the entire COVID era talking about how his parents are both tottering frail elders. He probably weighs as much as both of them combined. What are they possibly gonna do, kick his worthless ass out? God knows if they haven't yet based on everything else about him that's not likely to make much difference.
Get a bra for those moobs, shave that nutsack chin, and get yourself some cute new duds. Hell, I'd fund seeing the absolute epitome of 'dude in a dress'. At least you'd be trying for once in your life.

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This is some sort of wrassle thing so yeah, I'm assuming he's still getting that paid subscription or whatever. Very scrimpy! Very savey! If the millenials can't afford homes because of avocado toast, I guess whatever generation Lou is can't move out of the basement because of sweaty homoerotic soap opera.

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Lou has, without a shred of self-awareness, retweeted about a furcon not giving their money to a charity as they said they would.

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Hey Lou, maybe they meant to! Maybe they donated $100 but they had WANTS. Who are you to deny "your people" their new spankbank artwork or new fursuit accessories? They're just trying to live their truths!

The hypocrisy is astounding.

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I just noticed Lou sharing posts about CCFC and lmao. Not to go too off-topic, but in the convention drama thread, I've done some research about how this convention fucked up so badly and the chairman of CCFC, Nitro. The TL;DR is that Nitro made the con solely as a vanity event to boost his ego, did fuck-all to run anything properly, racked up a shitload of unpaid debt, unsuccessfully tried to pawn the debt onto other people, then tried to reduce the debt by using all the money that was supposed to go to charity.

It's kinda funny to me because Lou and Nitro actually have a ton in common. They're both annoying furry losers from Pennsylvania who are despised by the majority of other furries, beg for donations while lying about what they need money for, and when they do get the money, immediately waste it on things they shouldn't spend it on.

I don't even have a funny caption for this one, it's astounding that they'll block people if anyone points out they're wrong in any way.

ArtisanOnion said:

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So pointing out to Lou that he's not as funny as he apparently thinks he is, is now a blockable offense. First rule of humor, Louis: If you can't take it, you shouldn't dish it out. Although it's typical considering how he reeees when anyone tries to tell him how to improve his life or correct him on an issue that he's wrong about.

By the way, I did a search for rooms for rent in the Greensburg area and found many around the $500 range. If Louis is forced to walk and buy overpriced food or order fast food a lot at the tune of $45 a day, he could easily afford that and would probably even have roommates who would be willing to help him carry more groceries, enabling him to eat more variety and healthier for much less money. If he got a job he could even eventually afford his own apartment.

Let's see how hard Louis works to find a job in the coming weeks, shall we?

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god he's so sensitive. who the fuck gets this asshurt over pizza? then again it's the staple of Louis' diet, so maybe he takes pizza discourse really seriously.

and why is he using words like "sissy" and "bottom?" looks like he's equating effeminancy with taking it up the pooper, reinforcing stereotypical views of homosexuality, which does not sound like the sort of thing a good woke transwomyn should be thinking. look out Lou, the twitter thought police might be on your tail!

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Oh my god Lou,
It's
Joke.

Hmmmmm...



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Hey Lou, didn't you change your username to TransPawsitive to share positive things and offer help to your fellow trans folks? 'Cause all I see is you feeling sorry for yourself and begging for money. Considering today was supposed to be a big day for LGBT rights there's positive news hemorrhaging all over twitter. But I guess you being able to buy those McNuggers tomorrow is more important.

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Hey Lou, didn't you change your username to TransPawsitive to share positive things and offer help to your fellow trans folks? 'Cause all I see is you feeling sorry for yourself and begging for money. Considering today was supposed to be a big day for LGBT rights there's positive news hemorrhaging all over twitter. But I guess you being able to buy those McNuggers tomorrow is more important.

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this is only important news if you're working or actually intending to get a job. since this is Lou we're talking about, it affects him not a whit.

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This, especially. Seriously go on youtube and there's a shitload of videos that show how much food you can buy for a week using $30, with or without coupons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqUHQ8AylbY&t=172s

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Shit, once when I was unemployed and looking for work, I found myself living off oatmeal and ramen for under $5 a week. I fucking hated it, but there was more pride in that than there is in begging.

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Holy shit. Lou can't even accept that people have other opinions than him? What a fucker.

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I'm still trying to figure out why Lou can call his step-brother his brother but he can't call his stepfather his stepfather like calling him something else somehow removes him from being inlaws with the guy.

Well I've spent the evening doing some absolutely mind numbing (yet fruitful) digging and don't wanna post my results just yet, but exciting happenings for everyone courtesy of @Guy Made Of Bees who is on mobile and couldn't easily post.


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Prawn Saltine is apparently going hard with their Lou grudge, their other tweets suggest they're an oldschool fan of Gail's or old friends from an internet forum (YABS/Bendis boards, my knowledge her is zero but I did a very brief google). Are they as close with Gail as they think? Does Gail want everyone to stop bothering her? Will Lou have another nuclear meltdown (yes)?

Find out tomorrow on 'Lou totally doesn't read his Kiwi Farms thread'.
Also Lou did you ever finish Partners in Love because frankly, I think you'd make a GREAT Harlequin novelist. You're already great at fiction.

ArtisanOnion said:

also lol, this'll bite em later.

BS1kh

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Careful what you wish for, Lou-boy, you just might get it sooner rather than later.

ArtisanOnion said:

They did it! they FINALLY said the word 'sorry' in a tweet! In a complete non-apology where they blame not being able to talk to anyone on the people they messaged about their problems that they seem to actively refuse to solve, with a PayPal plug on top.

If I'm posting too much about them lmk, Lou is one of those individuals that summons an unfathomable anger in me.
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Nope. I call high-yield, weapons grade bullshit on the whole "going to bed with a rumbly tumbly" thing. Louie is a XXXXXXL lard barge, and there's no way he's going to be feeling actual hunger pains if he's still getting one meal per day. Tons of people all over the world regularly get by with only one meal per day, or even one meal every two or three days, simply because life may be too hectic, or work might be too busy, or cash might not allow for more food than that this week, or any number of other reasons. I know I'll often go a day or two, or even three, on only one meal because work and family keeps me busy and I'm often either working or sleeping when my family is having their dinner. I'm sure not getting any hunger pains.

Besides, a few good hunger pains would be beneficial for our buddy Louie. It would help him build character and maybe even feel a little empathy for the starving people all around the world. Considering Lard-Ass Louie eats more in a week than some whole families in poorer parts of the world do in six months, I think it would only be fair for him to go hungry from time to time.

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It's not just his family who think Louie is worthless and useless. He's genuinely worthless and useless to humanity as a whole. I'm not being edgy or hyperbolic here, Louie the Moocher is nothing but a consumer, a black hole that just takes, takes, takes without giving anything in return. He has no job, owns no property, doesn't even have his own car, so he pays no income/property/road taxes, he doesn't even contribute in other ways like volunteering his time at homeless shelters or religious charities. So, tell me, how isn’t Louie worthless?

And I have to seriously doubt his claims that he does all this care for his family. It comes off more like he's trying to avoid being called out for being a selfish, grifting mooch. Y'know...like his claims of being a transginger.

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This is all just Lou setting the scene for his next grift of "help me buy a fathers day gift if yinz dont mind please?"

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Nope. I call high-yield, weapons grade bullshit on the whole "going to bed with a rumbly tumbly" thing. Louie is a XXXXXXL lard barge, and there's no way he's going to be feeling actual hunger pains if he's still getting one meal per day. Tons of people all over the world regularly get by with only one meal per day, or even one meal every two or three days, simply because life may be too hectic, or work might be too busy, or cash might not allow for more food than that this week, or any number of other reasons. I know I'll often go a day or two, or even three, on only one meal because work and family keeps me busy and I'm often either working or sleeping when my family is having their dinner. I'm sure not getting any hunger pains.

Besides, a few good hunger pains would be beneficial for our buddy Louie. It would help him build character and maybe even feel a little empathy for the starving people all around the world. Considering Lard-Ass Louie eats more in a week than some whole families in poorer parts of the world do in six months, I think it would only be fair for him to go hungry from time to time.

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I disagree somewhat. Hunger for most species is the default state, and it's only suppressed by a hormone. Because a hormone is responsible for making you not feel hungry, it's easy for an animal or person to have a mutation in their genes that does not allow their body to produce it. After all, food is hard to come by in nature, so it's better to feel hungry all the time and store the food you don't need away as fat versus the hypothetical opposite where you never feel hungry and allow yourself to starve.

Unfortunately, humans have gotten to the point where food isn't scarce or difficult to find, in most countries, at least. In experiments with rats who are missing this hormone, the rats simply eat and eat until they become so fat that they cannot move. The same thing happens to humans. However, there's a key difference. A rat is just some rodent that survives on instinct. Human beings are not slaves to their desires and have their own will, so overeating from this mutation is explained by this mutation, but not excused. I believe it's entirely possibly Louis has this condition, but he's still pathetic because he has all the capability in the world to control it but chooses not to. Much like a rat, Louis is nothing more than a slave to his base instincts.

And that's "you're useless and annoying" pathetic, not "you're sad, please take my money" pathetic, by the way.

He just needs enough for a McDonald's y'all



This is a lie Lou, your autocorrect obviously made it say one of the following "I'm not a my nephew" "I'm not a food" "I'm not a please"

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And I have to seriously doubt his claims that he does all this care for his family. It comes off more like he's trying to avoid being called out for being a selfish, grifting mooch. Y'know...like his claims of being a transginger.

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Oh. There's not a doubt in my mind that he does jack shit for his family. He spends all day eating, jacking it to furry porn or grifting to fund the first two. He is so transparent that he just uses the situations and circumstances around him to spin fictive narratives where he is the provider and caretaker of his frail parents and nephew. Overhearing that dad needs to be tested for COVID, finding a broken pair of glasses in the junk drawer, his Apple pen falling under his bed... all these become the bases of sob stories for Lou.

Keep on grifting Lou, it's entertaining.