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According to the Buzzfeed article, they have 8 people total living in Outer Kevin. We know for a fact Kevin does nothing, so that leaves seven people to take care of 238 animals.

Of these 7 at least someone is taking care of the house by cooking, cleaning the dishes, doing the laundry and so on, 8 people living in one house consume a lot of food and produce a lot of trash. When I was going to College I had to share a small 40m² apartment with 12 other students and it was a fucking hell
When I was sharing said apartment, I had to sleep on a mattress in the living room which was next to the kitchen where we kept the trash, the dude who was supposed to take the trash out forgot about and I woke up in the middle of the night with maggots crawling all over me, they decided to take a little night tour on the house
 
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Gross. Even the alpaca knows it's gross.

Reminds me of another well known barn animal:

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Fiber animals produce shit fiber unless they are very well cared for. So... I could imagine the alpacas on the tranch not being able to produce anything viable.

The incoming sheep will likely have the same problem.

Wait, I just realized something with this post. So, they're calling themselves a rescue now which means they've given up on producing fiber. Alpacas apparently need high quality care to make useful fiber.

Didn't the ranch recently take a road trip to drop off a massive amount of fiber to be processed? Did they drive the product all the way to Washington, only to be told that it was totally useless?
 
Wait, I just realized something with this post. So, they're calling themselves a rescue now which means they've given up on producing fiber. Alpacas apparently need high quality care to make useful fiber.

Didn't the ranch recently take a road trip to drop off a massive amount of fiber to be processed? Did they drive the product all the way to Washington, only to be told that it was totally useless?
God I hope.
Either that or they realize it's a sinking ship of a business and are trying to rebrand in an attempt at covering up their utter failure.

Imagine they couldn't ship the product bc the facility tried to politely tell them it wasn't worth it due to shipping in order to get them to fuck off...only to be met with a literal truckload of mentally deranged men in dresses show up with a ton of gross, low quality product 2 days later
 
If any of the Tranch morons are reading, here's some low-cost spay and neuter clinics nearby:


Stop being retarded faggots and take care of your fucking animals.
 
This thread is slated to make me MATI in the near future when this Micky Mouse "Ranch" project implodes and all these animals end up getting abandoned and/or destroyed by the state.

Is this efficient ranching? While there is something to be said for diversifying your revenue streams to a layman it seems like the economy of scale is all messed up on this operation. They're adding all these different animals with different needs, life cycles and products, increasing the amount of work they have to put in with reduced returns per work-hour for every species of animal they add to their roster.

I am not looking forward to a post troonpocalypse Kevin crying on twitter for asspats pretending he didn't have a hand in the neglect of and eventual death of hundreds of animals including cats and dogs because they were a bunch of degenerate troons held together only by some Terminator: Dark Fate casting reject.
 
If they were a rescue wouldn't they be taking in neglected animals, taking care of them until they were healthy enough to be adopted, then trying to re-home them?

All we've seen so far is reckless animal buying and breeding because they're too dumb to know how to prevent it.

I guess they're a rescue in the same manner they're women.
 
I've seen Blaze Casual referred to a few times recently, usually with a link to the original grooming tweet thread, mentioning how Blaze regretted transitioning. Maybe my search skills are just shit, but I can't find anything on Blaze's regret. What happened there?
Literally in the OP, Blaze goes through with the surgery and immediately regrets it, with perhaps a suicidal undertone in his tweets, and all Kev can muster is: Well, there are a ton of misconceptions surrounding vaginoplasties we need to clear up, we shouldn't expect them to be perfect.
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Blaze is still around on twitter to this day, and while 90% of his TL is just trans furry retweets, this body swap dream he had caught my eye
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Was his unconscious projecting the man he wanted to be unto the trans man he body swapped into?
 
Literally in the OP, Blaze goes through with the surgery and immediately regrets it, with perhaps a suicidal undertone in his tweets, and all Kev can muster is: Well, there are a ton of misconceptions surrounding vaginoplasties we need to clear up, we shouldn't expect them to be perfect.
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Blaze is still around on twitter to this day, and while 90% of his TL is just trans furry retweets, this body swap dream he had caught my eye
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Was his unconscious projecting the man he wanted to be unto the trans man he body swapped into?
Ah, I get why I missed it even though I went through the OP twice. Blaze is not mentioned by name (or by regret) in the text, and those twitter conversations all look the same to me.

Thanks, guys! I'll squint harder at the thumbnails next time.
 
they should be careful calling themselves a rescue. financially that's a specific thing. also, getting the crazy eyes of rescue people on them would likely not go well for the ranch.
I would love to see big brave Penny get staunched by a mob of empty-nesting farmers' wives over animal neglect. Rescue people are terrifying.
 
According to one of the Colorado alpaca rescue sites I found, it costs $25 a DAY to feed one animal. How is the Tranch sustaining this?

Also here are some links, plus handy dandy map because I'm a nerd.

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1. http://www.espiritualpacas.com/
2. https://brokenshovels.com/
3. http://edwardsanimals.com/
4. http://www.southwestllamarescue.org/ (see below)

https://www.kcur.org/agriculture/20...ow-backyard-farmers-are-picking-up-the-pieces
Known for their calm temperaments and soft fleece, alpacas were at one time the next hot thing to backyard farmers. A decade ago, the market was frenetic, with some top of the line animals selling for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

But the bubble burst, leaving thousands of alpaca breeders with near-worthless herds. Today, craigslist posts across the country advertise “herd liquidations” and going-out-of-business deals on alpacas, some selling for as little as a dollar.

It’s just one more chapter in a long line of agricultural speculative bubbles that have roped in investors throughout history, enticing them to throw money at everything from emus to chinchillas to Berkshire hogs to Dutch tulips, only to find themselves in financial ruin after it bursts.

One day in 2006, while browsing the Internet, Terry Holtz’s wife, Dena, came across a photo of a cuddly creature with a slender neck and long eyelashes.

“She happened to see a picture of one,” Holtz said. “And she says, ‘Oh, they’re the most adorable animals.’”

At first he thought it was a llama, the alpaca’s South American cousin known for its ability to guard livestock and haul heavy gear into mountainous terrain. Alpacas tend to be smaller, furrier, more skittish and prone to herds than the llama. The trick in deciphering between the two is in the ears. A llama’s ears are longer, more banana-shaped than the alpaca’s.

Initially, Holtz was skeptical about alpacas as an investment. Yeah, they’re cute and fuzzy. But are they just fancy pets or are they more akin to other utilitarian livestock?

“What’s the bottom line here? Are they making money? Is there really a need for those animals?” Holtz says he asked. “The answer was, absolutely.”

Holtz was floored by the quality of the alpaca fleece, spun into fine yarn. The couple decided to buy a few alpacas, eventually building the herd to a few dozen at their ten-acre ranch, just south of the Colorado-Wyoming border, near the town of Wellington. They bought in at the height of the bubble, when it was commonplace for alpacas to sell for several thousand dollars. The couple started breeding and selling the offspring.

“Wow, all I have to do is sell seven of them?” Holtz said. “And I could make more than what I’m making at my regular job and I only sold seven alpacas and it wasn’t that hard to do.”

The Holtzes weren’t the only ones. Ever since imports of the animals began, alpacas have proliferated across the country, boosted by aggressive breeding programs. Back in the 1980s you’d really only find them in zoos. Now there’s close to 150,000 in the U.S.

Rarely slaughtered for meat in the U.S., the alpaca’s only real marketable product is wool. And the alpaca fiber market never took off the way many breeders were hoping it would. There’s little infrastructure devoted to large-scale processing of alpaca fiber. Today it’s mostly used in high-end, niche clothing, failing to make significant inroads into the mainstream garment industry.

Eventually, the inflated prices alpacas brought at auction started to slip.

“The sales slowed down,” Holtz said. “The cost of hay doubled.”

The value of their herd plummeted. That’s why after a decade in the alpaca breeding business, they’re selling out. Liquidating the herd. Their craigslist ad calls it a ‘super deal’: 30 alpacas for $3,000. That’s $100 a head.

When alpacas fail to produce enough fiber to cover the cost of their hay, they sometimes wear out their welcome. Some end up at Linda Hayes’s llama and alpaca rescue outside Carbondale, Colorado. She’s part of Southwest Llama Rescue, which finds new homes for abandoned or neglected llamas and alpacas. In the last six years since the bubble burst, Hayes has been inundated with alpacas.

“Most of my time rather than dealing with animals themselves is dealing with the phone calls and emails trying to put potential owners together with people that want to get rid of them,” Hayes said.

After the bubble burst, people began looking for a way out, Hayes says. Alpaca rescues have popped up across the country. Hayes gets calls every week.

“I’ve had a few that were crying,” Hayes said. “I mean, it’s sad. One lady just didn’t have the money, she was being evicted.”

In the mid-2000s the alpacas were pitched to older folks, mostly by alpaca breeding trade associations. The idea of being able to raise income-producing livestock on small acreage appealed to people looking to retire to a more bucolic lifestyle, Hayes says.

Even late night TV commercials, sandwiched between infomercials, touted the animals’ ability to pad a retiree’s income.

“I retired two years ago because of the alpacas,” says the man in the 2006 video. “And it’s just been a wonderful lifestyle.”

Even news organizations fell for the “alpaca as sound retirement investment” hook. At the height of the bubble, CBS News visited with a Pennsylvania woman who jumped at the chance to breed the animals, spending a reported $56,000 for her herd.

“It was absolutely a house of cards and there was never the slightest chance that it could survive and prosper,” said Rich Sexton, an agricultural economist at the University of California Davis.

Unless alpaca wool sweaters are the next hot Christmas item, there’s little demand for what the animals produce. And because of the aggressive breeding, there’s now an abundant supply of fiber. Some alpaca owners give it away to farmers to use as mulch or sell it in bulk for cheap. Plus, Peru already has a thriving alpaca fiber industry, where it’s produced on a much larger scale compared to the U.S.

“The fundamental fact is that in this country, an alpaca, as an asset, an income-producing asset, is worthless. It has no value at all,” Sexton said. “The product it produces, 6 to 8 pounds of alpaca fiber a year, is worth less than what it costs to feed, medicate, and house the animal.”

What makes the alpaca bubble unique is Sexton’s documentation of the phenomenon while it was happening. He teamed up with researcher Tina Saitone and wrote two papers on the bubble, one in 2005, when alpacas were selling for tens of thousands of dollars, and one in 2012, a couple of years after prices began their steep decline.

“Most likely there’s another [agricultural bubble] coming down the pike if people don’t have their eyes and ears open,” he said.

Some small remnants of the bubble still exist. Prize-winning alpacas can still sell for a couple of thousand bucks. There’s a smaller, but active, alpaca show circuit, where the animals are judged on their fleece quality and overall demeanor. But it’s not like it was in its heyday.

Alpaca rancher Terry Holtz says he’ll still work with the fiber even after he sells his herd. He bought equipment to felt the wool to make hats and sweaters. His goal now is to create demand for the fleece. For so long the community of people who raised alpacas was focused on breeding and selling, Holtz wants to help them transition to a more fleece-based industry.

Even though he says he loves his animals, if he had to do it all over again knowing then what he does now, Holtz wouldn’t have made that initial investment. His biggest lesson in the world of alpaca breeding? Take a step back before you decide to follow the herd.
 
It's me or kevin has been tweeting less since the cheese dip cucked him ?
Well, he needs time to figure that gun out, it's not an M3(A1) "Grease Gun" after all.

Jokes aside, according to SocialBlade, not really.
I suspect the August 5-6 dip was due to spending "quality time" with Triangle Dick boi.
 
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