What a rude cunt. Let's say I'm a dumb fucking idiot who needs money for food and Christmas but doesn't want food. Someone offers to send me food. Do I say:
A) "Oh my God, what a sweet offer! Thank you so much, but unfortunately I can't accept food from third parties due to (insert lie here). I appreciate the thought, though."
B) "No."
If you answered B, congratulations. You're an uncultivable bitch. Woof, for some reason the shabby way Lou treats people who try to be nice to/help him fucks me off something fierce.