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Looks like Kevvie isn't getting those uwu flowers this year. I bet Valentine's day is hard Pennywise, you have how many boyfriends to buy for???
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PonPonPataPon said:
It's like a cool pro-wrestling nickname. Like Adam "Wedge" Copeland.

Interestingly "Copeland" could also be another nickname for the tranch.
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I mean, if we’re talking about favorite moments from the Cows Wrestling Cows federation, Kevin “The Hole” Gibes vs. Adam “Wedge” Copeland was pretty based.
 
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stupid frog said:
he's asked for gas or grocery money before, but never in this tone. its clear something else is going on. i hope its bonnies trigger finger
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I wonder if it's that Bonnie and Penny are pissed the Kevin does zero around the ranch, yet single handedly invites so much scrutiny to their two-bit operation. I mean, would anyone even be talking about alpaca abuse without gross Kevin and his gross tweets shining a beacon on the place?

And the way begs for money and blatantly spends it on toys is just *chef's kiss*. So yeah, I think it's possible Bonnie told him the next grift better go toward a mound of Hot Pockets and not his children's toys.
 
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remiem said:
IIRC. They do have water rights. I did a breakdown long ago and I distinctly recall one of them saying they had water rights. It's literally one of the only positive things about their property.

If you have all that space and the place hasn't been scooped up by a buyer already it's probably for a reason. It's so barren looking even months ago before it snowed. The Mission: Wolf Place seems to have greenery and trees but the Tranch photos never seem too, or barely any. I can't help but wonder if they've been duped into the purchase of property that was over worked and just no longer hospitable to growing anything. It'd be hilariously poetic if they've been sold barren land, although I feel for the animals.

Just look at these photos from September.
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It's so brown. No trees. No brush. There's basically no natural forage or hiding places.

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Same here with the Alpacas. It's mostly dirt and rocks with barely any green.

They've had baby Alpacas and a litter of puppies. Sustainable farming isn't grow, grow, grow. You need to manage and maintain until you get to the point that it's safe to grow. Having all that space doesn't mean you keep going until it's filled and saying that every Alpaca has X amount of space doesn't mean shit because the quality of the space is more important than how much of it that they have. You could have 30 acres with only 5 of it being good grazing land and that's a problem.

They don't even have electricity or plumbing as far as I'm aware. If they're begging for grocery money they can't afford the equipment required to till and seed.
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Fallout 5 is looking good.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Wedge is among us
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Wow, I got a quote tweet from wedgedick! And a retweet from Kevie. This is like Christmas. Should I be flattered? Horrified? None of you have ever gotten a retweet from Kev. :smug: Does that mean I get to be Thread King?

EDIT: Thinking about it more, I must have really hit a nerve. That's the best kind of validation I could have ever asked for.
 
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Wow guys if only you knew the struggle of willingly mutilating yourself. Like, yikes, wow, TERFS. Do you know the struggle of doing nothing with your life because your an unemployable terminal c00mer? Do you know the struggle of creating fake struggles so people can call you "hon" and "babe" and spam twitter with "eggplant emoji/water emoji/jhsakldfhklafjkflhsdljkshfkj". Can you believe these cis-het normies want nothing to do with us because we are literal landmines of human beings?

Shut up wedge-dick. You came here to take a screencap because you didn't have anything to cry about at the moment so you went and sought out people making fun of you so you could find something to post on twitter that will get you butt-pats. You put more work into finding something to be offended about than you've ever put into trying to not be a shitty schizo sex-addict. Eat a dick in Minecraft.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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An army of trannies running towards enemy lines would certainly give them the "element of surprise". You reckon they're like slugs? Leaving a trail of amhole gunk on the battlefield? I can see a war torn soldier slicking his finger across the trail whilst saying "the tranny brigade have been here.... it's warm, they're nearby!"
 
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Squid Diddler said:
Wow, I got a quote tweet from wedgedick! And a retweet from Kevie. This is like Christmas. Should I be flattered? Horrified? None of you have ever gotten a retweet from Kev. :smug: Does that mean I get to be Thread King?

EDIT: Thinking about it more, I must have really hit a nerve. That's the best kind of validation I could have ever asked for.
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The Tranchers seem generally more apt to try and shout down their naysayers directly these days. One of them is still going back to the NFUDC post from a few weeks ago to sperg at super low effort troll posts. They're all starting to smell like damage control all of a sudden.
 
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Shrekking Crew said:
Wow guys if only you knew the struggle of willingly mutilating yourself. Like, yikes, wow, TERFS. Do you know the struggle of doing nothing with your life because your an unemployable terminal c00mer? Do you know the struggle of creating fake struggles so people can call you "hon" and "babe" and spam twitter with "eggplant emoji/water emoji/jhsakldfhklafjkflhsdljkshfkj". Can you believe these cis-het normies want nothing to do with us because we are literal landmines of human beings?
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Let's not forget the evil homo-fascist lesbians that don't want to touch girl dick! Does the oppression of troons know no end? :c
 
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An army of trannies running towards enemy lines would certainly give them the "element of surprise". You reckon they're like slugs? Leaving a trail of amhole gunk on the battlefield? I can see a war torn soldier slicking his finger across the trail whilst saying "the tranny brigade have been here.... it's warm, they're nearby!"
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It's an effect like the poison trails in binding of isaac. They leave a green goo anywhere they walk that deals damage to anyone who walks in it 🤮
 
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Gizmoduck said:
This fucker no joke wants to turn the ranch into a militranny base.
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Oh and hey Wedge! Get me in the photo next time, I got some decent zingers in this thread.
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Tranny Waco keeps getting more and more likely, at first I just thought it was a funny thing to say, then I was of the opinion they might have a shoot out, and now? Now it looks like they could have a shoot out with the feds if they go through with this jfc.
 
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Let's all laugh at the fact that Penny is wanting to date something other than Kev and is looking outside his polycule. What about dating your "girlfriend's"? Are they too repulsive to touch? Is the amhole grossing you out? I'm sure Kevin would love a bouquet of transformers with a romantic dinner of hot pockets con cheezits. Hell he already whined about wanting roses. Think that was a hint that you need to give those you're already in a relationship with attention. If you don't have time for them then you sure as hell don't have for anyone else regardless of you hucking alpaca shit.

Really wouldn't want to upset anyone or make someone jealous when there are so many guns out in the open. You know what they say about a woman's scorn... Don't want to give Kev any gender euphoria in a new insurance payout a la black widow in minecraft.
 
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