- Joined
- Jan 15, 2014
Very masculine threat there, somewhat negated by the fact that you’re like 90 years old and anybody you attacked could snap your arm like a stick of celery.you morons have never seen me really rage and be thankful you weren't in arms reach when it happened.
I love the notion that there’s this shadowy government organisation operating in secret that wants Tommy dead, so they shot him once and then just gave up. “Damn, if only our budget stretched to a second bullet!”Even his friend who took him to the hospital after he got shot has denounced his delusions of grandeur where some shadowy government assassin tried to off him.
It’s always the way with these loner conspiracy nuts. If anyone wanted Tommy dead, they’d just kill him. They could just break into his house and shoot him. It wouldn’t even look suspicious, given Tom’s lifestyle.
Personally, if I was going to assassinate Tommy, I’d put a bomb in a taxidermied dog. Leave it outside his house. Then when Tom attempts to fuck it in a slavering dogsex frenzy, he gets obliterated. I mention this here because I know that even if someone did try it and Tommy knew about it, his perverted lust would overwhelm his caution and he’d go ahead, even knowing his death would result.