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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch arch nemesis George Gramlich's newsletter, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, published a letter to the editor in response to the 9news piece about the tranch.

9NEWS DOES HIT PIECE ON A CONSERVATIVE COUNTY​

Long before the tenacious unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others, but you’re making heroes out of people with their hands out to everyone in the name of ‘oppression’ as if they are an abused population. They make a mockery out of true minority populations seeking a better life.
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I don’t think this group is everything their purporting to be i.e., oppressed, hunted, hated by this community. It might be a ruse to extract money and sympathy from those ignorant enough to buy into their scheme
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To Whom It May Concern and 9News Denver:
I’m thoroughly disgusted with your representation of Custer County, Colorado, in a “news” piece done by Katie Eastman. (https://www.9news.com/)
This is a vlog on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC [TUR] that has become a touchstone for the way you present our community to your community; and to the United States of America at large. For those undereducated among you, and there are many, a touchstone is a test or criterion for the qualities of a thing, but Katie Eastman’s reporting is a lie. It is slanted, biased, prejudiced and just plain wrong. She and whoever she answers to should do their homework before publishing this trash.
Her portrayal relies on the so-called editor of the Wet Mountain Tribune, 1 of 2 local newspapers published here, a Mr. Jordan T. Hedberg who poses as a life-long Westcliffe resident…he isn’t. He is a graduate of Custer County High School because his parents moved here when he was 11 or 12 and in my opinion that does not make him an expert on rural Colorado. He has always belittled our conservative lifestyle and it’s a wonder he returned here to live after receiving his Bachelors in the Liberal Arts from Monmouth College in Illinois. Ms. Eastman records Hedberg’s perspective of the Wet Mountain Valley as a place where evil conservatives (who stalk good liberals and transgendered people) dwell. Reference your reporter’s statement that… ‘this is a community that voted 70% for President Donald J. Trump (very long pause) twice.’ The horror! What is she inferring? Does she think that it is a crime to vote for a person that a portion of America disagrees with? She could report on the entire country’s percentage of population that voted for President Trump “twice” and use her limited brain instead of her useless emotions to speculate about Custer County.
This is still America until it isn’t, so I would remind her and 9News that it is no one’s business how a community votes and if she thinks portraying us thusly will influence us otherwise, she has another think coming. Why is it that this city-dweller portends to know what life is like in our mountains, mountains that the TUR LLC people cannot seem to stop talking about? Are these mountains that only liberals and transgendered people can appreciate?
The TUR LLC people came to the Valley in February of 2020, if they really did because the property owners are shown on qPublic.net as Paul A. Mendoza, Sky Nelson and Margarita R. Mendoza (Menoza?); and they haven’t been threatened by anyone — that has been reported…anywhere! Still, Eastman films a deputy at the ranch speaking politely to the “owners” regarding an animal abuse call. Animal abuse is a common occurrence in many places and you would think that as a Denver liberal and as transgendered people they would applaud a deputy protecting the rights of animals. The fact that a film crew was there just in time to capture this inferenced “slight” on transgendered persons makes me question who exactly called in the abuse allegation.
I realize that Denver 9News thinks that we country folk are imbeciles, but you would be wrong. Long before the tenacious unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others, but you’re making heroes out of people with their hands out to everyone in the name of ‘oppression’ as if they are an abused population. They make a mockery out of true minority populations seeking a better life. This tenacious unicorn ranch is a Limited Liability Corporation for those who care to know the truth and here is their public information: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC is a business entity registered with Colorado Department of State (CDOS). The business entity number is #20181895208. The business office address is located at XXXX County Road XXX, Westcliffe, CO 81252. (Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.) The business [was] formed on November 16, 2018. The entity type is limited liability company. The business status is ‘good standing’.
I don’t think this group is everything their purporting to be i.e., oppressed, hunted, hated by this community. It might be a ruse to extract money and sympathy from those ignorant enough to buy into their scheme, there’s a lot of that going on nowadays. I truly resent Katie Eastman’s piece on our town and community, she should be ashamed of her baseless inferences about peaceful Americans. No one is making a big deal about the TUR LLC people except her, Jordan Hedberg and other liberal news outlets; and they are simply trying to stir up trouble where there is none. There are those of us who can smell you liberals and your fake news a mile away and maybe it’s time to do something about it, even if it’s only to call you on it.

Regretfully,
Lisa Frank,
Rural Custer County, CO

Editor’s Note/llv: Interesting that 9 news (as other news groups have done , ie Vice) put up links for TUR’s funding and fundraising aps, with the article. One is Patreon, Etsy for their yarn, and GoFundMe which was taken off the article headliner later but but continues to garner money through other web sites such as the one below where TUR is quoted as saying,

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is under attack by local bigots and militia. They have threatened violence, publicly, to us and those that help or associate with us. They have encroach on our property, armed, at night,
with the intent to harm those of us that live here. We need help
/SPOILER]
 
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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch arch nemesis George Gramlich's newsletter, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, published a letter to the editor in response to the 9news piece about the tranch.

9NEWS DOES HIT PIECE ON A CONSERVATIVE COUNTY​



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To Whom It May Concern and 9News Denver:
I’m thoroughly disgusted with your representation of Custer County, Colorado, in a “news” piece done by Katie Eastman. (https://www.9news.com/)
This is a vlog on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC [TUR] that has become a touchstone for the way you present our community to your community; and to the United States of America at large. For those undereducated among you, and there are many, a touchstone is a test or criterion for the qualities of a thing, but Katie Eastman’s reporting is a lie. It is slanted, biased, prejudiced and just plain wrong. She and whoever she answers to should do their homework before publishing this trash.
Her portrayal relies on the so-called editor of the Wet Mountain Tribune, 1 of 2 local newspapers published here, a Mr. Jordan T. Hedberg who poses as a life-long Westcliffe resident…he isn’t. He is a graduate of Custer County High School because his parents moved here when he was 11 or 12 and in my opinion that does not make him an expert on rural Colorado. He has always belittled our conservative lifestyle and it’s a wonder he returned here to live after receiving his Bachelors in the Liberal Arts from Monmouth College in Illinois. Ms. Eastman records Hedberg’s perspective of the Wet Mountain Valley as a place where evil conservatives (who stalk good liberals and transgendered people) dwell. Reference your reporter’s statement that… ‘this is a community that voted 70% for President Donald J. Trump (very long pause) twice.’ The horror! What is she inferring? Does she think that it is a crime to vote for a person that a portion of America disagrees with? She could report on the entire country’s percentage of population that voted for President Trump “twice” and use her limited brain instead of her useless emotions to speculate about Custer County.
This is still America until it isn’t, so I would remind her and 9News that it is no one’s business how a community votes and if she thinks portraying us thusly will influence us otherwise, she has another think coming. Why is it that this city-dweller portends to know what life is like in our mountains, mountains that the TUR LLC people cannot seem to stop talking about? Are these mountains that only liberals and transgendered people can appreciate?
The TUR LLC people came to the Valley in February of 2020, if they really did because the property owners are shown on qPublic.net as Paul A. Mendoza, Sky Nelson and Margarita R. Mendoza (Menoza?); and they haven’t been threatened by anyone — that has been reported…anywhere! Still, Eastman films a deputy at the ranch speaking politely to the “owners” regarding an animal abuse call. Animal abuse is a common occurrence in many places and you would think that as a Denver liberal and as transgendered people they would applaud a deputy protecting the rights of animals. The fact that a film crew was there just in time to capture this inferenced “slight” on transgendered persons makes me question who exactly called in the abuse allegation.
I realize that Denver 9News thinks that we country folk are imbeciles, but you would be wrong. Long before the tenacious unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others, but you’re making heroes out of people with their hands out to everyone in the name of ‘oppression’ as if they are an abused population. They make a mockery out of true minority populations seeking a better life. This tenacious unicorn ranch is a Limited Liability Corporation for those who care to know the truth and here is their public information: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC is a business entity registered with Colorado Department of State (CDOS). The business entity number is #20181895208. The business office address is located at XXXX County Road XXX, Westcliffe, CO 81252. (Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.) The business [was] formed on November 16, 2018. The entity type is limited liability company. The business status is ‘good standing’.
I don’t think this group is everything their purporting to be i.e., oppressed, hunted, hated by this community. It might be a ruse to extract money and sympathy from those ignorant enough to buy into their scheme, there’s a lot of that going on nowadays. I truly resent Katie Eastman’s piece on our town and community, she should be ashamed of her baseless inferences about peaceful Americans. No one is making a big deal about the TUR LLC people except her, Jordan Hedberg and other liberal news outlets; and they are simply trying to stir up trouble where there is none. There are those of us who can smell you liberals and your fake news a mile away and maybe it’s time to do something about it, even if it’s only to call you on it.

Regretfully,
Lisa Frank,
Rural Custer County, CO

Editor’s Note/llv: Interesting that 9 news (as other news groups have done , ie Vice) put up links for TUR’s funding and fundraising aps, with the article. One is Patreon, Etsy for their yarn, and GoFundMe which was taken off the article headliner later but but continues to garner money through other web sites such as the one below where TUR is quoted as saying,

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is under attack by local bigots and militia. They have threatened violence, publicly, to us and those that help or associate with us. They have encroach on our property, armed, at night,
with the intent to harm those of us that live here. We need help
/SPOILER]
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Holy shit, a letter to the editor that isn't just a retard sperging out. This letter was written excessively well. Also the editor's statement about how the stories linked their places to purchase, is actually important. The media never ever does that. So either they got paid by the troons to promote it, or there's something else going on here
 
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(Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.)
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Oh jeez, thank god these heroes deleted the address of a business. Hopefully no one will think to look at Google, a phone book, the tranch's social media accounts, or government records.

ETA: Looking at their social media, have they erased their address so people "can't find them"? lol
 
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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch arch nemesis George Gramlich's newsletter, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, published a letter to the editor in response to the 9news piece about the tranch.

9NEWS DOES HIT PIECE ON A CONSERVATIVE COUNTY​



Archive
To Whom It May Concern and 9News Denver:
I’m thoroughly disgusted with your representation of Custer County, Colorado, in a “news” piece done by Katie Eastman. (https://www.9news.com/)
This is a vlog on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC [TUR] that has become a touchstone for the way you present our community to your community; and to the United States of America at large. For those undereducated among you, and there are many, a touchstone is a test or criterion for the qualities of a thing, but Katie Eastman’s reporting is a lie. It is slanted, biased, prejudiced and just plain wrong. She and whoever she answers to should do their homework before publishing this trash.
Her portrayal relies on the so-called editor of the Wet Mountain Tribune, 1 of 2 local newspapers published here, a Mr. Jordan T. Hedberg who poses as a life-long Westcliffe resident…he isn’t. He is a graduate of Custer County High School because his parents moved here when he was 11 or 12 and in my opinion that does not make him an expert on rural Colorado. He has always belittled our conservative lifestyle and it’s a wonder he returned here to live after receiving his Bachelors in the Liberal Arts from Monmouth College in Illinois. Ms. Eastman records Hedberg’s perspective of the Wet Mountain Valley as a place where evil conservatives (who stalk good liberals and transgendered people) dwell. Reference your reporter’s statement that… ‘this is a community that voted 70% for President Donald J. Trump (very long pause) twice.’ The horror! What is she inferring? Does she think that it is a crime to vote for a person that a portion of America disagrees with? She could report on the entire country’s percentage of population that voted for President Trump “twice” and use her limited brain instead of her useless emotions to speculate about Custer County.
This is still America until it isn’t, so I would remind her and 9News that it is no one’s business how a community votes and if she thinks portraying us thusly will influence us otherwise, she has another think coming. Why is it that this city-dweller portends to know what life is like in our mountains, mountains that the TUR LLC people cannot seem to stop talking about? Are these mountains that only liberals and transgendered people can appreciate?
The TUR LLC people came to the Valley in February of 2020, if they really did because the property owners are shown on qPublic.net as Paul A. Mendoza, Sky Nelson and Margarita R. Mendoza (Menoza?); and they haven’t been threatened by anyone — that has been reported…anywhere! Still, Eastman films a deputy at the ranch speaking politely to the “owners” regarding an animal abuse call. Animal abuse is a common occurrence in many places and you would think that as a Denver liberal and as transgendered people they would applaud a deputy protecting the rights of animals. The fact that a film crew was there just in time to capture this inferenced “slight” on transgendered persons makes me question who exactly called in the abuse allegation.
I realize that Denver 9News thinks that we country folk are imbeciles, but you would be wrong. Long before the tenacious unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others, but you’re making heroes out of people with their hands out to everyone in the name of ‘oppression’ as if they are an abused population. They make a mockery out of true minority populations seeking a better life. This tenacious unicorn ranch is a Limited Liability Corporation for those who care to know the truth and here is their public information: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC is a business entity registered with Colorado Department of State (CDOS). The business entity number is #20181895208. The business office address is located at XXXX County Road XXX, Westcliffe, CO 81252. (Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.) The business [was] formed on November 16, 2018. The entity type is limited liability company. The business status is ‘good standing’.
I don’t think this group is everything their purporting to be i.e., oppressed, hunted, hated by this community. It might be a ruse to extract money and sympathy from those ignorant enough to buy into their scheme, there’s a lot of that going on nowadays. I truly resent Katie Eastman’s piece on our town and community, she should be ashamed of her baseless inferences about peaceful Americans. No one is making a big deal about the TUR LLC people except her, Jordan Hedberg and other liberal news outlets; and they are simply trying to stir up trouble where there is none. There are those of us who can smell you liberals and your fake news a mile away and maybe it’s time to do something about it, even if it’s only to call you on it.

Regretfully,
Lisa Frank,
Rural Custer County, CO

Editor’s Note/llv: Interesting that 9 news (as other news groups have done , ie Vice) put up links for TUR’s funding and fundraising aps, with the article. One is Patreon, Etsy for their yarn, and GoFundMe which was taken off the article headliner later but but continues to garner money through other web sites such as the one below where TUR is quoted as saying,

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is under attack by local bigots and militia. They have threatened violence, publicly, to us and those that help or associate with us. They have encroach on our property, armed, at night,
with the intent to harm those of us that live here. We need help
/SPOILER]
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HOLY SHIT GUYS IT FUCKING EARL THE CHUD
HE EXISTS
 
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"Although the unicorns feel there are fascist people within the county, they call the general community {amazing.}”
“We have met people that it would blow your mind how kind,” said Logue. “I’m tearing up, just amazing people that’s all.”
(https://www.9news.com/)
It amazes me how fucking useless fascist is as a word now when the only two types of people in your town are Fascists and nice "kind" people.
 
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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch arch nemesis George Gramlich's newsletter, the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel, published a letter to the editor in response to the 9news piece about the tranch.

9NEWS DOES HIT PIECE ON A CONSERVATIVE COUNTY​



Archive
To Whom It May Concern and 9News Denver:
I’m thoroughly disgusted with your representation of Custer County, Colorado, in a “news” piece done by Katie Eastman. (https://www.9news.com/)
This is a vlog on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC [TUR] that has become a touchstone for the way you present our community to your community; and to the United States of America at large. For those undereducated among you, and there are many, a touchstone is a test or criterion for the qualities of a thing, but Katie Eastman’s reporting is a lie. It is slanted, biased, prejudiced and just plain wrong. She and whoever she answers to should do their homework before publishing this trash.
Her portrayal relies on the so-called editor of the Wet Mountain Tribune, 1 of 2 local newspapers published here, a Mr. Jordan T. Hedberg who poses as a life-long Westcliffe resident…he isn’t. He is a graduate of Custer County High School because his parents moved here when he was 11 or 12 and in my opinion that does not make him an expert on rural Colorado. He has always belittled our conservative lifestyle and it’s a wonder he returned here to live after receiving his Bachelors in the Liberal Arts from Monmouth College in Illinois. Ms. Eastman records Hedberg’s perspective of the Wet Mountain Valley as a place where evil conservatives (who stalk good liberals and transgendered people) dwell. Reference your reporter’s statement that… ‘this is a community that voted 70% for President Donald J. Trump (very long pause) twice.’ The horror! What is she inferring? Does she think that it is a crime to vote for a person that a portion of America disagrees with? She could report on the entire country’s percentage of population that voted for President Trump “twice” and use her limited brain instead of her useless emotions to speculate about Custer County.
This is still America until it isn’t, so I would remind her and 9News that it is no one’s business how a community votes and if she thinks portraying us thusly will influence us otherwise, she has another think coming. Why is it that this city-dweller portends to know what life is like in our mountains, mountains that the TUR LLC people cannot seem to stop talking about? Are these mountains that only liberals and transgendered people can appreciate?
The TUR LLC people came to the Valley in February of 2020, if they really did because the property owners are shown on qPublic.net as Paul A. Mendoza, Sky Nelson and Margarita R. Mendoza (Menoza?); and they haven’t been threatened by anyone — that has been reported…anywhere! Still, Eastman films a deputy at the ranch speaking politely to the “owners” regarding an animal abuse call. Animal abuse is a common occurrence in many places and you would think that as a Denver liberal and as transgendered people they would applaud a deputy protecting the rights of animals. The fact that a film crew was there just in time to capture this inferenced “slight” on transgendered persons makes me question who exactly called in the abuse allegation.
I realize that Denver 9News thinks that we country folk are imbeciles, but you would be wrong. Long before the tenacious unicorns came to this valley there were hard-working ranchers living humbly and quietly asking nothing from others, but you’re making heroes out of people with their hands out to everyone in the name of ‘oppression’ as if they are an abused population. They make a mockery out of true minority populations seeking a better life. This tenacious unicorn ranch is a Limited Liability Corporation for those who care to know the truth and here is their public information: The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch LLC is a business entity registered with Colorado Department of State (CDOS). The business entity number is #20181895208. The business office address is located at XXXX County Road XXX, Westcliffe, CO 81252. (Editor/GG: We deleted their physical address.) The business [was] formed on November 16, 2018. The entity type is limited liability company. The business status is ‘good standing’.
I don’t think this group is everything their purporting to be i.e., oppressed, hunted, hated by this community. It might be a ruse to extract money and sympathy from those ignorant enough to buy into their scheme, there’s a lot of that going on nowadays. I truly resent Katie Eastman’s piece on our town and community, she should be ashamed of her baseless inferences about peaceful Americans. No one is making a big deal about the TUR LLC people except her, Jordan Hedberg and other liberal news outlets; and they are simply trying to stir up trouble where there is none. There are those of us who can smell you liberals and your fake news a mile away and maybe it’s time to do something about it, even if it’s only to call you on it.

Regretfully,
Lisa Frank,
Rural Custer County, CO

Editor’s Note/llv: Interesting that 9 news (as other news groups have done , ie Vice) put up links for TUR’s funding and fundraising aps, with the article. One is Patreon, Etsy for their yarn, and GoFundMe which was taken off the article headliner later but but continues to garner money through other web sites such as the one below where TUR is quoted as saying,

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is under attack by local bigots and militia. They have threatened violence, publicly, to us and those that help or associate with us. They have encroach on our property, armed, at night,
with the intent to harm those of us that live here. We need help
/SPOILER]
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That's gonna leave a mark.
 
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Mushroom Soup said:
What's doubly funny is that I can think of few things less feminine than wanting to build and live in a place made out of fucking old tires.
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But they get extra credit for looking post apocalyptic.
It could be from a lost scene of A Boy and His Dog .
 
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Are land sale prices public information? Does this new culture barracks happen to cost the same as their GFM just brought in by an amazing coincidence?
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Here's a page of public information for the tranch, sold for $242,000 last year to Paul, Sky, and Paul's mum.

qPublic.net - Custer County, CO - Report: 0010236116

Online access to maps, real estate data, tax information, and appraisal data.
qpublic.schneidercorp.com

and here's the same info for the heap of tyres, mud, empty beer bottles and rusty shipping containers that's the planned site of Stalag Trans.

qPublic.net - Custer County, CO - Access Denied

Online access to maps, real estate data, tax information, and appraisal data.
qpublic.schneidercorp.com

The map view (link under parcel summary) is pretty detailed too. Switching on yearly sales highlights all plots sold in the last four years colour coded by year. There's a surprisingly high turnover for the sort of place it is.
 
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Here's a page of public information for the tranch, sold for $242,000 last year to Paul, Sky, and Paul's mum.

qPublic.net - Custer County, CO - Report: 0010236116

Online access to maps, real estate data, tax information, and appraisal data.
qpublic.schneidercorp.com

and here's the same info for the heap of tyres, mud, empty beer bottles and rusty shipping containers that's the planned site of Stalag Trans.

qPublic.net - Custer County, CO - Access Denied

Online access to maps, real estate data, tax information, and appraisal data.
qpublic.schneidercorp.com

The map view (link under parcel summary) is pretty detailed too. Switching on yearly sales highlights all plots sold in the last four years colour coded by year. There's a surprisingly high turnover for the sort of place it is.
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Not surprised at the turnovers for both properties.
 
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