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that is one big pile of shit
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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I was wondering if the 35 acre figure had some significance. Every single plot on the estate is over 35 acres, most of them by a fraction of an acre. The Tranch is, however described as Property Usage: SINGLE FAMILY (001050), whatever that means in reality.
None of their roads are public, that's largely what their HOA fees pay for. More concerning is if you pull back and look at the map a bit further away. Any stray shots are heading towards the drive of the next but one plot
And to add to the lamb sperging, yes that poor little thing is starving. Baby lambs plump up and grow really quickly. Even just a week after birth they are noticeably bigger. And they've always got a full tummy. Could one group of people be any more fucking incompetent.
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Just do the second line, it'd be more funny.
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Instead of the tranchers losing to the FBI, they're going to be stopped by common household furniture, let's say by an ill-placed couch, as they try to storm out of their filthy HQ. They'll forget how to move it in a panic and then off themselves once the feds close in.
They will all be cucked by the mighty couch, just like William Edward Atkinson. Their deaths will be then be discovered and reported, and then highly sensationalized in the news. Vice will slap together and release a shitty documentary in solidarity. Twitter troons will reeeee for about 10 seconds at the American Nazi gubmint chuds / use their deaths as a potential grift, and Kiwi Farms will win by default.
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I fell behind on Kevin and the ranch reading the Chauvin thread so just asking for a quick catch up... was there any resolution to the “fascist attack” on the ranch? Any proof whatsoever that any of it was based in reality? Or did they get their grift bux and suddenly go silent on the whole affair? (I am guessing $100k later and the whole thing has been swept under the rug?)
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Nope. Nada, zilch, nihil, nix, גאָרנישט.
Yes.
Well, not exactly, they're still posting about shooting and guns and shitty "armour" plates, but nothing to the effect of "WE'RE UNDER SIEGE". So for all intents and purposes yes.
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The fucks wrong with you
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If they want that shitty documentary from Vice they better hurry, Vice is having to scramble to have the money for even a shitty slideshow. The ad revenue has dried up, not that they had ever been truly profitable.Instead of the tranchers losing to the FBI, they're going to be stopped by common household furniture, let's say by an ill-placed couch, as they try to storm out of their filthy HQ. They'll forget how to move it in a panic and then off themselves once the feds close in.
They will all be cucked by the mighty couch, just like William Edward Atkinson. Their deaths will be then be discovered and reported, and then highly sensationalized in the news. Vice will slap together and release a shitty documentary in solidarity. Twitter troons will reeeee for about 10 seconds at the American Nazi gubmint chuds / use their deaths as a potential grift, and Kiwi Farms will win by default.
On the other hand, I'm going to be sincerely surprised if we don't have a thread for some of the journalists who are being lolcows about how it's turning out that now, not even the venture capitalists want to give them money...
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The before and after state of that land is a fucking tragedy. Ecosystems like that can take decades to recover due to the harsh conditions, and even longer if the topsoil is damaged or destroyed like what the tranchers are doing. Topsoil degradation and loss is the first step towards desertification of these arid but healthy ecosystems. I hope their neighbors enjoy breathing a lot of dust as they also get shot at.The address is in the OP.
And the zillow is still up
2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 | Zillow
Recently sold: $242,000. Solar and wind power! Designed to take full advantage of the sun for heating and the architecture buffers the heat to produce warm comfort. Custom cabinetry accents this comfortable, well-built home. 360-degree views of the majestic Sangre de Cristo Mountains. Located on...www.zillow.com
Take note of what the land looked like just a few short months ago...
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The before photos show perennial native grasses and wildflowers with deep root systems that anchor the soil. Unlike annual crops that complete their life cycle in a single year, these plants live year after year, growing slowly due to the poor conditions. Their roots grow deep to access ground water, and they hold the topsoil in place against flash flooding and high wind. With those plants gone and the soil disturbed from too many animals, the topsoil will wash away or be taken by the wind as dust. Without topsoil, no new plants can grow. The tranchers have created a wasteland out of what was once a living, healthy ecosystems. Starving lambs and dying land, all while they're out irresponsibly playing with guns like toys.
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These troons are absolute garbage, a plague of locusts. And so are the rest of these fucking perverts. The fact that grift money is flooding into this ecological disaster shows troons completely support what is going on in this animal rape and abuse cult.
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It's actually impressive just how incompetent they are everything they do. If I didn't know better I would think they were doing it on purpose just to keep the grift going.
I know troons and foresight are basically antonyms but if they at least did one google search before trying whatever they planned to do they would be in a much better position, at least only committing amateur mistakes.
I know troons and foresight are basically antonyms but if they at least did one google search before trying whatever they planned to do they would be in a much better position, at least only committing amateur mistakes.
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I can't wait until they piss off their neighbor by constantly missing the berm and the neighbor decides to fight back.
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I hope wedge is watching this thread. The thought of him being paranoid that we are going to send Kevin a shitload of plastic cars, launch a drone strike on the Tranch, then steal their alpacas like a group of Afghani sheep bandits, just tickles my fucking pickle.
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As a break from the incomprehensible gun sperging and frankly depressing lamb situation, here's something different: some more info on Jen / Jennifer R. / Michael Radford / Norintha.
To start us off, a lovely illustration of how Michael evolved into the Jen-monstrosity he is today, courtesy of the man himself (archive):
Secondly, confirmation he's definitely Michael Radford from Asheville, NC:
Third, his steam page (archive) suggests a cow crossover with Kevin "Lucia" "Freyasspirit" Batman, Irenes, and Agape - three batshit crazy cows with a tragically short thread (it's only 17 pages, but well worth the read).
Tl;dr Lucia/Kevin is a "plural" with hundreds of "headmates", works for Google, is partially responsible for producing some Google handbook on how to manage your plural employees and other assorted retarded diversity shit, and simps for trans lifeline; Irenes is another trans plural who works for Google; and Agape is trans, plural, claims to be an armless naga, has an amputee fetish, and likes to take pictures with his arms held behind his body to make it look like he's armless. Given that Michael apparently had the chop at UCFS, and certainly lived in San Fran (or Union City) for a bit, I have to wonder whether he stayed with one of them for a period...
Fourth, Michael apparently thinks that being an absolute retard on a DDR fansite is worth bragging about on twitter:
You'll note his Steam url is EBToriginal; EBT stands for "Edible Bondage Tape", because of fucking course it does. Here's his account (archive), which is responsible for over 6% of all the posts on the whole fucking site (over 20,000, though many seem to have been deleted since). It spans 2002-2009, so partially pre-troon (which was 2006 for Norintha apparently) and he types like an absolute sped in every post. Highlights (yes, I went through 53 pages of posts so you don't have to) include: is bi and got harrased by his creeper boss at an arcade he was working at; was in marching band in HS with a heavy instrument but is crap at music; was 6'4" and 280lbs aged 18 (obese lmao); has asthma, fucked up feet, a fucked up spine, and needs to use a cane to walk sometimes (so, you know, exactly who you want working a ranch); railing against language policing and censorship (fucking lol); once spewed violent transphobia against women with mustaches; has destroyed controllers in a tard rage; had this spectacular Guitar Hero setup at one point; and, relevant for later, had a fiance (?!) in 2005 (so he was aged about 21) that he met through the website. ...Aaaand, obligatory baby troon's first "won't somebody think of the troons" post.
Finally, other assorted shit - including the mysterious case of there possibly being two autistic, sexually deviant, weirdo Norinthas on the internet:
To start us off, a lovely illustration of how Michael evolved into the Jen-monstrosity he is today, courtesy of the man himself (archive):
Secondly, confirmation he's definitely Michael Radford from Asheville, NC:
So we had an initial compliation of info about Norintha by @Lubby Smith , and then a further tentative dox by @Meiwaku that suggested his name was Michael Radford - enormous thanks to both of them for their excellent work. Any tweet screenshots from KF that I link to below come from one of those two places;
First confirmation that Meiwaku's guess at Michael Radford is correct, was that he's listed as "Jennifer R." on his boardgamegeek profile (archive). Not conclusive, obviously, but encouraging that the one hint of a surname we have may be correct. At which point I got extremely autistic, and discovered the following...
His mother was 75 years old as of March 2018 (archive), which we know because Michael mentioned her in a conversation about his foot fetish
. In addition to Meiwaku's confirmation that Albert Harlan Radford is of the correct age to Michael's dad, Francys (often listed on info sites as "Frances Radford) is listed as 79 (archive), which is also correct age for her to have been 75 as of that tweet. We know it's properly spelled Francys, because of this obituary (archive) for one of Michael's sisters... which also mentions a Michael Radford (lol @ the deadnaming, since Michael's been out since 2006, and not talking to his mother since 2011) who currently lives in San Francisco (where Michael got his dick removed and therefore lived for a while). Gotcha!
This confirms Michael's family as follows: Albert Harlon Radford (who goes by Harlon; dead at 70yo according to Michael, can't find an obituary) and Francys Radford (sometimes "Frances") Radford (79yo) as parents. Betsy Radford (died pre-2016; can't find an obituary, possibly the child Michael says his mom "shook to death on a military base"? Though that would make only five kids, and Michael says there's six, so perhaps she's a different one and the dead baby just wasn't mentioned in the obituary), Susan Diana Baker (died 2016, at 49yo; obituary above, maybe the sister who killed herself? Though apparently that was youngest sister, so perhaps Betsy is the suicide), Ann Radford (52yo), and Mitchell Radford (40-something; murderous and child-abusing, according to Michael). And finally Michael "Jennifer" Radford (37yo), Norintha himself; don't think he's legally changed his name, as I can't find any Jennifer Radford records that seem likely to be him.
Also, mostly unrelated, but there's a business called Aircraft Info SVC registered to the 331 Heather Ct., with Frances Radford's name on it. Can't find anything else about this anywhere, however.
First confirmation that Meiwaku's guess at Michael Radford is correct, was that he's listed as "Jennifer R." on his boardgamegeek profile (archive). Not conclusive, obviously, but encouraging that the one hint of a surname we have may be correct. At which point I got extremely autistic, and discovered the following...
His mother was 75 years old as of March 2018 (archive), which we know because Michael mentioned her in a conversation about his foot fetish
. In addition to Meiwaku's confirmation that Albert Harlan Radford is of the correct age to Michael's dad, Francys (often listed on info sites as "Frances Radford) is listed as 79 (archive), which is also correct age for her to have been 75 as of that tweet. We know it's properly spelled Francys, because of this obituary (archive) for one of Michael's sisters... which also mentions a Michael Radford (lol @ the deadnaming, since Michael's been out since 2006, and not talking to his mother since 2011) who currently lives in San Francisco (where Michael got his dick removed and therefore lived for a while). Gotcha!This confirms Michael's family as follows: Albert Harlon Radford (who goes by Harlon; dead at 70yo according to Michael, can't find an obituary) and Francys Radford (sometimes "Frances") Radford (79yo) as parents. Betsy Radford (died pre-2016; can't find an obituary, possibly the child Michael says his mom "shook to death on a military base"? Though that would make only five kids, and Michael says there's six, so perhaps she's a different one and the dead baby just wasn't mentioned in the obituary), Susan Diana Baker (died 2016, at 49yo; obituary above, maybe the sister who killed herself? Though apparently that was youngest sister, so perhaps Betsy is the suicide), Ann Radford (52yo), and Mitchell Radford (40-something; murderous and child-abusing, according to Michael). And finally Michael "Jennifer" Radford (37yo), Norintha himself; don't think he's legally changed his name, as I can't find any Jennifer Radford records that seem likely to be him.
Also, mostly unrelated, but there's a business called Aircraft Info SVC registered to the 331 Heather Ct., with Frances Radford's name on it. Can't find anything else about this anywhere, however.
Third, his steam page (archive) suggests a cow crossover with Kevin "Lucia" "Freyasspirit" Batman, Irenes, and Agape - three batshit crazy cows with a tragically short thread (it's only 17 pages, but well worth the read).
Tl;dr Lucia/Kevin is a "plural" with hundreds of "headmates", works for Google, is partially responsible for producing some Google handbook on how to manage your plural employees and other assorted retarded diversity shit, and simps for trans lifeline; Irenes is another trans plural who works for Google; and Agape is trans, plural, claims to be an armless naga, has an amputee fetish, and likes to take pictures with his arms held behind his body to make it look like he's armless. Given that Michael apparently had the chop at UCFS, and certainly lived in San Fran (or Union City) for a bit, I have to wonder whether he stayed with one of them for a period...
Fourth, Michael apparently thinks that being an absolute retard on a DDR fansite is worth bragging about on twitter:
Finally, other assorted shit - including the mysterious case of there possibly being two autistic, sexually deviant, weirdo Norinthas on the internet:
- He's got a tumblr, which only has like twenty posts on it and is mostly weeb crap and animal pictures. Fucking lol at this post though:
- He's got similarly boring AO3 (archive) and fanfiction.net (archive) accounts; both are fanfiction sites, both only have likes (no posted stories) involving video game porn fanfiction - or, at least, I assume they're his given most other instances of Norintha on the internet are him. However, may be Norintha 2; see below.
- He's also on about six hundred different board games / card collector / video games / whatever sites, none of which I can be bothered to link to or archive because they're all autistic and boring as shit. Mostly him whining about drama involving some board game creator that I don't understand or care about.
- There's a Norintha on an actual forum for autists, wrongplanet.com, between 2013-2016 - and I'm not sure if it's ours. This description (archive) doesn't sound like him at all (and gives the first name "Amanda", and completely the wrong age), but then there's this larp (archive) where Norintha suddenly also has tourettes and two boyfriends (and no ADHD, which was mentioned previously) and is super serially trying to kill themself guys, so I it might be him and he's just lying for attention. Worth going through some of the posts regardless, because they're fucking hilarious tbh - and also suggest, if it is him, he started off as more of a HSTS than an AGP, which is interesting.
In favour of it being him: usual "oh nooo, my pewiod huwts" hunt for asspats, liked troonsformers as a kid, triforce tattoo lol.
Against it being him: no "I'm a troon, my life is so hard, pay attention to me" posting, agreement with this bit of TERF propaganda. - There's also an account by the name of Norintha on a bird-owner's forum. Only posts seem to be from 2016/17 (1, 2, 3) and are boring; mentions a husband, a green-cheeked conure, a possible part-time job, and being bad at animal care. Doesn't sound at all like what we know of Michael, but on the basis every other google hit for "Norintha" is from something accounts that seem to be his, it seems like a wild coincidence...
- There's also a FurTraxx (furry social networking site) profile by the name of Norintha (archive), which mentions living in Texas and being heterosexual and being around 25 (as the wrongplanet Norintha's account does), being engaged (bird-owner forum Norintha mentions having a husband, but Michael also mentions having a fiance/ex-fiance), and Magic the Gathering (which Michael is known for).
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Here's a tip, don't be stupid like me and zoom in on Penny's teethAs a break from the incomprehensible gun sperging and frankly depressing lamb situation, here's something different: some more info on Jen / Jennifer R. / Michael Radford / Norintha.
To start us off, a lovely illustration of how Michael evolved into the Jen-monstrosity he is today, courtesy of the man himself (archive):
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Secondly, confirmation he's definitely Michael Radford from Asheville, NC:
So we had an initial compliation of info about Norintha by @Lubby Smith , and then a further tentative dox by @Meiwaku that suggested his name was Michael Radford - enormous thanks to both of them for their excellent work. Any tweet screenshots from KF that I link to below come from one of those two places;
First confirmation that Meiwaku's guess at Michael Radford is correct, was that he's listed as "Jennifer R." on his boardgamegeek profile (archive). Not conclusive, obviously, but encouraging that the one hint of a surname we have may be correct. At which point I got extremely autistic, and discovered the following...
His mother was 75 years old as of March 2018 (archive), which we know because Michael mentioned her in a conversation about his foot fetish
This confirms Michael's family as follows: Albert Harlon Radford (who goes by Harlon; dead at 70yo according to Michael, can't find an obituary) and Francys Radford (sometimes "Frances") Radford (79yo) as parents. Betsy Radford (died pre-2016; can't find an obituary, possibly the child Michael says his mom "shook to death on a military base"? Though that would make only five kids, and Michael says there's six, so perhaps she's a different one and the dead baby just wasn't mentioned in the obituary), Susan Diana Baker (died 2016, at 49yo; obituary above, maybe the sister who killed herself? Though apparently that was youngest sister, so perhaps Betsy is the suicide), Ann Radford (52yo), and Mitchell Radford (40-something; murderous and child-abusing, according to Michael). And finally Michael "Jennifer" Radford (37yo), Norintha himself; don't think he's legally changed his name, as I can't find any Jennifer Radford records that seem likely to be him.
Also, mostly unrelated, but there's a business called Aircraft Info SVC registered to the 331 Heather Ct., with Frances Radford's name on it. Can't find anything else about this anywhere, however.
Third, his steam page (archive) suggests a cow crossover with Kevin "Lucia" "Freyasspirit" Batman, Irenes, and Agape - three batshit crazy cows with a tragically short thread (it's only 17 pages, but well worth the read).
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Tl;dr Lucia/Kevin is a "plural" with hundreds of "headmates", works for Google, is partially responsible for producing some Google handbook on how to manage your plural employees and other assorted retarded diversity shit, and simps for trans lifeline; Irenes is another trans plural who works for Google; and Agape is trans, plural, claims to be an armless naga, has an amputee fetish, and likes to take pictures with his arms held behind his body to make it look like he's armless. Given that Michael apparently had the chop at UCFS, and certainly lived in San Fran (or Union City) for a bit, I have to wonder whether he stayed with one of them for a period...
Fourth, Michael apparently thinks that being an absolute retard on a DDR fansite is worth bragging about on twitter:
You'll note his Steam url is EBToriginal; EBT stands for "Edible Bondage Tape", because of fucking course it does. Here's his account (archive), which is responsible for over 6% of all the posts on the whole fucking site (over 20,000, though many seem to have been deleted since). It spans 2002-2009, so partially pre-troon (which was 2006 for Norintha apparently) and he types like an absolute sped in every post. Highlights (yes, I went through 53 pages of posts so you don't have to) include: is bi and got harrased by his creeper boss at an arcade he was working at; was in marching band in HS with a heavy instrument but is crap at music; was 6'4" and 280lbs aged 18 (obese lmao); has asthma, fucked up feet, a fucked up spine, and needs to use a cane to walk sometimes (so, you know, exactly who you want working a ranch); railing against language policing and censorship (fucking lol); once spewed violent transphobia against women with mustaches; has destroyed controllers in a tard rage; had this spectacular Guitar Hero setup at one point; and, relevant for later, had a fiance (?!) in 2005 (so he was aged about 21) that he met through the website. ...Aaaand, obligatory baby troon's first "won't somebody think of the troons" post.
Finally, other assorted shit - including the mysterious case of there possibly being two autistic, sexually deviant, weirdo Norinthas on the internet:
Here's where it gets weird though:
- He's got a tumblr, which only has like twenty posts on it and is mostly weeb crap and animal pictures. Fucking lol at this post though:
View attachment 2060662- He's got similarly boring AO3 (archive) and fanfiction.net (archive) accounts; both are fanfiction sites, both only have likes (no posted stories) involving video game porn fanfiction - or, at least, I assume they're his given most other instances of Norintha on the internet are him. However, may be Norintha 2; see below.
- He's also on about six hundred different board games / card collector / video games / whatever sites, none of which I can be bothered to link to or archive because they're all autistic and boring as shit. Mostly him whining about drama involving some board game creator that I don't understand or care about.
A few options here: 1) It's a complete coincidence, two people who came up with the same random handle, and I'm seeing patterns where there are none. 2) They're all Michael, and the mismatch in info is some combo of larping and just stuff we don't know about 3) There's an actual woman who used the handle Norintha (who is a married autistic furry from Texas that likes MtG and owns a conure) that Michael knew (maybe he's the Lucas from NC, mentioned in the wrongplanet post? He did say he had a nerdy ex-fiance (archive) at one point, and pre-troon too. He mentions an Amanda (archive) as a "long term partner" on twitter in 2018, but it's a common name so that's pretty limited proof), and decided to skinwalk. Honestly probably impossible to prove any of these, but I do so love a good mystery. My bet is probably on 3, I think, just on a hunch and because I know how troons love their skinwalking...
- There's a Norintha on an actual forum for autists, wrongplanet.com, between 2013-2016 - and I'm not sure if it's ours. This description (archive) doesn't sound like him at all (and gives the first name "Amanda", and completely the wrong age), but then there's this larp (archive) where Norintha suddenly also has tourettes and two boyfriends (and no ADHD, which was mentioned previously) and is super serially trying to kill themself guys, so I it might be him and he's just lying for attention. Worth going through some of the posts regardless, because they're fucking hilarious tbh - and also suggest, if it is him, he started off as more of a HSTS than an AGP, which is interesting.
In favour of it being him: usual "oh nooo, my pewiod huwts" hunt for asspats, liked troonsformers as a kid, triforce tattoo lol.
Against it being him: no "I'm a troon, my life is so hard, pay attention to me" posting, agreement with this bit of TERF propaganda.- There's also an account by the name of Norintha on a bird-owner's forum. Only posts seem to be from 2016/17 (1, 2, 3) and are boring; mentions a husband, a green-cheeked conure, a possible part-time job, and being bad at animal care. Doesn't sound at all like what we know of Michael, but on the basis every other google hit for "Norintha" is from something accounts that seem to be his, it seems like a wild coincidence...
- There's also a FurTraxx (furry social networking site) profile by the name of Norintha (archive), which mentions living in Texas and being heterosexual and being around 25 (as the wrongplanet Norintha's account does), being engaged (bird-owner forum Norintha mentions having a husband, but Michael also mentions having a fiance/ex-fiance), and Magic the Gathering (which Michael is known for).
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Just a reminder that having kids in your 40s is a bad idea since it increases the odds of autism.