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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
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Luckily, she denounced Blast shortly after reading his letter. Laverne Cox is one of the only true and honest trans women I respect.
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Nah, he just tried to hand-wave it and go "oops, I didn't know" and literally only "apologized" (it was a weak-ass apology) to his fans for "disappointing them", he didn't even apologize to the family of the little girl whose rapist and killer he advocated for. Cox is a terrible person.
 
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Featured on Apr 16, 2021 by Null: Meet the Troon Ranch's newest inductee: a child trafficker.
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Now I admit that I am no expert in the US legal system but all sources I can find claims that prostitution can only be punished by up to 12 months in jail at max. So there have to be something going on there.
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He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a denial of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
 
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Coccxys said:
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
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:story: Why am I not surprised the troon is a human trafficer? Like god, maybe the tranch will become a hub for child trafficing
 
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Coccxys said:
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
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Oh my fucking god, of course. What an absolute piece of dogshit.

And of course he lies out his ass and claims he's just in for "prostitution". Fucking subhuman filth.

Good detective work, thank you for your service. Seriously. Predators need to be identified.

And the prison system really, really needs to stop letting this kind of filth change their names to avoid being found.
 
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Gone Ham said:
:story: Why am I not surprised the troon is a human trafficer? Like god, maybe the tranch will become a hub for child trafficing
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If they weren't so lazy and incompetent, it probably would be. Surprised they're not marketing it more as a refugee haven for underage transgenders to escape to from their abusive parents.
 
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Sourceress said:
Nah, he just tried to hand-wave it and go "oops, I didn't know" and literally only "apologized" (it was a weak-ass apology) to his fans for "disappointing them", he didn't even apologize to the family of the little girl whose rapist and killer he advocated for. Cox is a terrible person.
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Oh yikes. Didn’t know that. Well, I’ve been blackpilled enough to be wary of the troonsphere so, thank you for letting me know.
 
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Coccxys said:
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
View attachment 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
View attachment 2093873View attachment 2093874View attachment 2093875View attachment 2093876

Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
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I hope the Tranch does let him move in and the community finds out there is a child sex trafficker living in their midst.
 
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Coccxys said:
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
View attachment 2093868

Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
View attachment 2093873View attachment 2093874View attachment 2093875View attachment 2093876

Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
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What a fucking nightmare. When can he be on the Tranch?
 
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Imagine thinking the tranch will still exist in 2023... :story:

Peeny, Boonie, Kevvie, et all will be buried under piles of alpaca shit inside of a year. I've joked about things ending badly on the tranch, but the most likely outcome is they start drifting off, one by one. They'll all lock their social medias, maybe change their usernames. The Official Tranch Twitter will stop being updated and those poor animals are going to be dealt with by the state. :c
 
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