The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:

Got any links or screenshots documenting the EBT Something awful saga? I want to know more about this shit eater.

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This is a link to the Helldump thread, but it's archived and I'm pretty sure the archive function on SA is busted: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721

There's a photo and two quotes here:

keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:

Not like the tranch filth would give a shit he was child trafficking.

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I'm sorry but any person that is into shit fetish scat crap can go die in a fire. That's disgusting.

Jackie Puppet said:

Wait...is this guy tweeting from prison? I didn't read anything about him being released and in that go-fund-me pic it looks like he's in a cell. Did someone smuggle him a trac fone up their ass or what?

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People get all variety of things in prison, whether it's drugs, panties, or cell phones, maybe thrown in on a frisbee or sent over with a drone or even just handed over by a guard wanting to make a few bucks.

Oh my god, catching up with this thread and seeing the damage they've managed to do to the land.

Its heartbreaking, what the fuck. You're a steward of the land up there and you let it turn to desert like that, how the fuck...

TheMonkeyMan said:

This is a link to the Helldump thread, but it's archived and I'm pretty sure the archive function on SA is busted

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Yup, back in the day I was a good little cuck and shilled out for the archive upgrade, this is what it buys me today:

Archive features have been disabled by the administrators temporarily. Usually this is done to perform routine maintenance. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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"Temporarily"

Look on the bright side, if he lobs his dick off, at least that means he can't stick it in kids anymore.

Same Shit Different Ass said:

Look on the bright side, if he lobs his dick off, at least that means he can't stick it in kids anymore.

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He can still peddle them off to the highest bidder.

If Jen literally eats shit, does he just head to the alpaca pile when he's feeling nippish?

for a group that doesn't want to be called pedos, they sure surround themselves with pedos.

TheMonkeyMan said:

This is a link to the Helldump thread, but it's archived and I'm pretty sure the archive function on SA is busted: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721

There's a photo and two quotes here:

January 21, 2008

Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.

www.somethingawful.com

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Thanks man, that thread was so long ago I could swear that I had made this up. He actually came to his thread to defend himself and was banned as well, it may have been a perma. Some troon loving mod must have unbanned him at some point.

stupid frog said:

If Jen literally eats shit, does he just head to the alpaca pile when he's feeling nippish?

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Jen wrote that adapting a vegetarian diet greatly improves the taste of feces, the vegan diet of an alpaca must turn their dung into ambrosia.

Donovan the Man said:

Jen wrote that adapting a vegetarian diet greatly improves the taste of feces, the vegan diet of an alpaca must turn their dung into ambrosia.

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mfw I get a serious reply wow

What a freak lmao

Not sure if powerlevel, late to the party(ish) but I have and currently do work within America's prison system, and our little trans child sex trafficker is full of shit. On every level. I have delt with literal thousands of inmates and out of those thousands I have delt with 3 trans inmates. And guess what, inmates don't fuck with them (figuratively, literally they do, cause inmates). So those statistics are outright bullshit. Now his faggity ass is most likely in a level 3 or 2 prison, so most of his fellow inmates are either lifers and mellowed out, or about to be released and don't want to go into the hole and fuck up their parole chances. That's ONLY if he is deemed fit for GP and not sequestered for his own protection. The idea that there is a class system in prison is true and pedophiles are on the bottom and often outright lie about why they are incarcerated to hide this. PREA is serious business in the system, and it is taken VERY seriously.

He, she what the fuckever it is.. just wants gimmies because people will hire an ex con that has murdered, or sold drugs, but never one that has committed child sex trafficking. That is common sense.

So child trafficker fuck got sentenced to 40 years with a minimum of what? Like 18 years? So they (the tranch) know that means that after 18 years the piece of shit is getting paroled out and most likely can’t be around 1. Anyone who is a felon or is currently on paper or 2. Any guns and associated accessories, right? Like getting paroled isn’t being released free and clear. If that guy gets paroled (and fuck your pronouns, if you want respect don’t rape young boys, whore them out and force them to live in closets) they will have to drastically change their way of life and it will severely limit who they can bring by in the future.. that’s even if you can get a parole officer to parole someone there with all the bullshit they put online. So no more playing toy soldiers, no more random fucking dudes coming by to “help guard”, most likely won’t be able to have body armor on the property, and kiss everyone of those gun displays goodbye- they may be forced to sell them.. none of that shit. Parole is strict as hell and having someone on paper living with you basically gives the state the right to come on your property freely and do what they want. They don’t need probable cause with a felon on paper, they need a vague suspicion.

let the chomo come and stay. Funnier for us and people will always know where the slimey fuck is. He won’t be able to go out and rape more young boys.

Wouldn't having someone with armed robbery and sex crime convictions in a place with unsecured firearms just lying around cause some sort of legal issue?

Man this is going to be a real because knowing the ranch I can understand the thought process of the cumbrains at Rancho-el-Fidela wanting to invite “Christina” the first pimp to use Flintstone chewy vitamins as payment. But I can also see why they wouldn’t and it’s going to be a real conflict for them

Reasons to invite Christina;

• The whole ranch subscribe to the “all trans people are goddesses that can do no wrong”
• Most of them hate children (but paradoxically want to get pregnant)
• ACAB and Chris dindunuffin
• It would piss off the chuds at Kiwifarms
• Penny, Jen and presumably Bonnie were all molested as kids so they probably don’t care

Reasons to not accept Chris

• The tranch like been given free money, harboring someone with that kind of rap sheet will put on additional pressure from another group of concerned citizens.
• Penny has kids so maybe he will be sickended by this (lol)
• Even though he’s been in jail without titty skittles and contraband makeup, he still manages to look more feminine than any of them which is triggering
• Penny, Jen and maybe Bonnie have all been molested as children so may be triggering

Either way, the Farms always win

If the tranchers thought the community was hostile before, just wait until they try and take this shitbag into town. It's not enough that they defame the population, it's not enoy that they point guns at the neighbors, now they're going to bring in a chomo straight out the penitentiary. People will only stand for so much. Get your popcorn, Kiwis!

No Exit said:

If they weren't so lazy and incompetent, it probably would be. Surprised they're not marketing it more as a refugee haven for underage transgenders to escape to from their abusive parents.

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Don’t give them any ideas.