Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 39 9.1%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 51 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.6%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.5%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.7%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.6%
  • Total voters
    428
Punished Spoon said:
I don't want to see pictures of lizard titties, I wanna see what the foot hole looks like.
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His wound care team took the VAC off, so at the time it had to be doing all right.

Don't despair, though! If he truly can't feel his feet, like he's implied earlier, he could have any number of new and exciting foot holes brewing. Lou wouldn't know about it any more than we do!

Osteomyelitis is also the gift that keeps on giving; feets is full of tiny li'l bones, and any one of them adjacent to the ones he had removed could be slowly, imperceptibly going rogue. With no pain feedback from his feet, he won't know until there's redness, the infection starts to go systemic, or he steps down and there's a weird crack/squish.

(I met a diabetic who was bullied into seeking medical attention by their adult children, because they were leaving a trail of purulence through the house as they walked barefoot, and their shoes smelled like death. Turned out they'd stepped on a sewing pin a few weeks prior, and had no clue it was still in there, straight vertical and buried deep in a Charcot foot.

Said diabetic was still reporting to their job, btw, although it was at a desk.)
 
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Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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Theophilus Thistler said:
Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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Oh no, one of your fat rolls nudged both ends of the doorframe into the store, you dropped your phone onto the floor, and it exploded like a joke from ATHF. It's a good thing you have five or so backup phones, otherwise you'd be forced to use a device with a slight scuff on the side of the plastic frame. Is your phone made out of needles and broken syringes? How does it cut your fingers when you dropped it once? Couldn't you use a phone case ideally before it was broken but also currently if the issue is just that it's uncomfortable to hold? If you only use it for calls, why does it matter if the screen is broken? Isn't the point of a lie that your pathetically selfish excuses appears justified rather than just stupid and contradictory?
 
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Theophilus Thistler said:
Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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lmao then just use one of your tablets can't you do that Lou
 
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Theophilus Thistler said:
Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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I find it odd that he didn't post any pictures.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
 
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Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!

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He’s such a fucking liar! Oh my god and the passive aggressive (cause people suck) as if the person bumped into him ON PURPOSE. Because surely, Lou, everyone in the world is out to get you. But of course a narcissist like himself would only believe that a perfect stranger would bump into him on purpose and knock his phone out of his hand while he so pathetically whimpers for the grift that it broke. Yet is still useable. Fucking unbelievable. :stress:
 
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This is the most pathetic grift yet.
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I know many people who've had a cracked screen on their phone but still use it for years, because phones aren't cheap. Lou makes up some story about how someone else is at fault for one of his many, many electronic devices suddenly not being in pristine condition and welp, guess it's begging time!

About the only thing I think is true is that he dropped it. Everything else, including whether it was on purpose or not, is coming from Lou and is therefore suspect. But grift away, Lou. I'm sure those Airpods will be randomly 'gifted' to you soon! Not that it will stop you whining about how nothing good ever happens to you ever.
 
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I’m actually surprised that it took him this long to grift for a new phone. I figured he was slipping with letting the newer iPhone models fly past him. But when you need 10+ iPads then I guess you forget a few iSomethings here and there. The fact that he had to draw over where it’s “damaged” is hilarious. Usually when you say that your screen is cracked and unusable, one imagines to see fault lines and glass flying off.
 
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Theophilus Thistler said:
Lou’s phone slipped out off his grease stained fat fingers- I mean some IRL cohurst sock account from kiwifarms jostled it out off his hand and threw it on the floor cracking the screen!! Getting the screen repaired for less than 50 bucks is not an option, he’ll need a brand new shiny one and he doesn’t care if he has to lose friends to get it!
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>calling doctors, health insurance, emergencies
dontchu worry louie, i got u covered fam
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Oh wow, another grift. Shocking! Didnt see this one coming at all!

All these misfortunes such as needing new AirPods, now a brand new phone on top of the $350 you grifted less than a week ago - and all this happens just after you declared your massive chub for the new iMacs which are releasing soon.

So, when is your mysterious cashed up friend gonna give you a pick me up, Louie?
 
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lmao at that pathetic grift attempt with such unnoticeable screen crack which obviously can be prevented by installing a 5$ screen protector on top of that. Hell, just install one on that now and it'll be like new again. :biggrin:

EDIT: I bet he will still using that phone because this is obviously damaged by his fat ass and not some pathetic drop. That 125$ will go toward his new shinies fund instead of anything.
 
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And the damage is such a nothingburger Lou had to draw over it. Time for the new latest iPhone to go with his new AirPods!

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It’s just a hairline crack in the fucking glass you mongoloid. iPhone screens are notoriously easy to crack but ridiculously difficult to actually damage the functionality of. Those screens can suffer cob web shattering to the point the cracks themselves obscure the display underneath it and yet the phone will still be fully functional and the touch screen won’t lose any sensitivity. That phone is not cutting you, and the screen is not becoming unusable, the display underneath is perfectly fine, and you’re just a manchild that thinks having a slightly annoying cosmetic defect in anything you own is beneath you, and you want other people to fund your lavish standards you hold for everything except yourself.
 
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