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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
We had a cleaner house in college and we were a bunch of drunks who always had rock climbing gear or some shit strewn everywhere. None of those retards have a correct shooting stance or pistol grip. There are literally hundreds of youtube videos on this basic shit. A couple of them are even worth watching.
 
Website is up

They even used the Puking Lamb picture
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Of course, the ancient indigenous technique of overgrazing your land to the point of turning it into a literal desert. Fun fact, the native people of Easter Island literally triggered their own climate/societal collapse by overgrazing their land to the point of uselessness, so they're not that far off.
 
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Website is up

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They misspelled unicorn lol

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Their product descriptions and titles are an inconsistent mess. You can go check for yourself, this title where they couldn't even pick between "percent" and "%" is a perfect example of what I mean

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Btw, can someone who knows more about yarn than me explain what "4z" is supposed to mean/confirm that it doesn't mean anything (I assume they were trying to say it's #4 ie medium/worsted weight yarn)?

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Bonus: neopronouns, because they're not real words

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curse of strahd, players handbook, sword coast adventurer's guide, dungeon master's guide, volo's guide to monsters, don't know the last two, but would guess monster manual on the one blocked from sight.

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What's this, D&D books, an actual appropriate pass time for a bunch of people living in the middle of nowhere.

Nevermind, just remembered the tweet about running a game for kids at a library, these are just props for grooming.
 
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They misspelled unicorn lol

How fitting that the people who created the site with the intent of coaxing buyers to support their sole means of livelihood have a worse attention to detail than the people mocking them.
 
Are they running Curse of Strahd for a group of kids in a library? (For those who don't know, it's a gothic horror module that has incest, cannibalism, and child sacrifice just in the optional opening chapter. It's also way too long and convoluted for a drop-in group, but that's a separate issue.)
If I recall, one of the trancheros, and I wanna say Josie, was trying to lead a youth DnD group in town. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, I'm phone posting and too lazy to backtrack.
 
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Of course, the ancient indigenous technique of overgrazing your land to the point of turning it into a literal desert. Fun fact, the native people of Easter Island literally triggered their own climate/societal collapse by overgrazing their land to the point of uselessness, so they're not that far off.
They will have no use for Tommy if they already have a permaculture person.
 
They will have no use for Tommy if they already have a permaculture person.
They need him to be an enforcer in order to make sure the animals don't get unruly

Think about it, they're running an Alpaca/dog death camp, so they need someone to keep the prisoners in line. Tommy is the perfect man for the job. Their already starving animals will now live in perpetual fear of buttrape, just like in any truly functioning prison. Thus, they can effectively smother the alpaca revolt in the cradle. By allowing their spirits to be broken by TR Oberleutnant Tommy W., the Troonwitz camp will continue to operate smoothly into the coming years.

Oberfuhrer Phill will pride himself on the increase in efficiency, and metals would be shared all around.
 
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