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His dead mother drove him to the doctor so he could yell at the doctor. Why doesn't she do the same for the eye doctor? Oh wait.......she will. That's 20 extra bucks for the grift.
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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How many times has he been to the eye doctor/needed new glasses since this thread started?
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we all know he doesn't really need to go to the eye doctor, this excuse will exist for one day and the tweet will be deleted later. One does wonder if he still pulls that "I don't actually have the cash once I withdraw it from my bank" excuse he pulled all the way back then.
this is like the third or fourth time since the confirmed diabetes.
this is under the implication that Lou actually has a good relationship with his mother.
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Beetus does mess up your eyes, but he might be bothering the optometrist by being a hypochondriac about it. Even if you need your prescription adjusted, you don't schedule an appointment on a bimonthly basis.
My only other theory is he's all doom-and-gloom and just tanking his health thinking diabetes already has claimed his life, and so he's monitoring the eventual worsening of his vision.
This is the man who fired the dietician helping him. Him claiming it was because he misunderstood what "grazing" meant is stupid and may be a reason, but I feel Louis is the type of person with learned helplessness. He pathologically wants to crash and burn because he's been basically trained to associate his suffering with easy money. Somebody actively helping him course correct works against that notion.
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I'd like to imagine when he heard grazing come from the doctors mouth to which he thought the doctor was calling him a cow, he associated it with being a lolcow and those damn dirty kiwifarmers
I imagine that alone is what caused him to spazz out the most.
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My theory is that he isn't going to the "eye doctor" at all, or only did it once.
Lou knows that people are watching his Foot Saga to Diabetes Saga, but "eye doctor visit" is something that happens in isolation (Lou believes). It's a one-off Health Thing that is a good reason to beg for funds, but isn't going to require a lot of effort to maintain the lie.
Note that for a guy who wants to be blind so badly, he still doesn't know anything about the specifics of routine diabetic eye exams; he's cribbing from his previous optometrist visits, for glasses. (I'm not going into the details simply because I'd like Lou to do some research on his own.)
Same as his "cracked tooth." People understand and sympathize with "dental emergency" as a reason to crowdfund, but it's still standard enough that nobody expects all the deets. Lou seldom leaves the house; if he'd really gone to the dentist, it would have been good for a week of begging/observational comedy about e.g. being misgendered by the hygienist and having to walk across a parking lot.
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It does, but the degeneration doesn't hold off until you get your diagnosis on paper. There is no reason it would be escalating now. Nor is it a given.
Most people get their prescription updated and buy new glasses at the same time once a year, which is why it's odd to hear about it at least three times that I remember. He spoke about his eyes after the diagnosis but only as a reason to give him ipad money, not even that anything had happened to them.
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I give him two weeks before he’s back to claiming he’s Jewish when he gets called anti Semitic for sperging about Israel.
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There are cases where a person gets new scripts or new glasses more frequently. Strabismus is one of them, but if Lou had strabismus, we’d definitely know. It’s noticeable. It’s also not uncommon for folks with means to try out online glasses places for a variety of reason — this place has a good tint, that place has cheaper blue light blocking, etc. These don’t apply to Lou, but they exist.
I definitely can’t wait for Lou to trot out his Jewish ancestry in an argument in June. He’s going to try to backpedal SO hard.
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If Louie is having problems with his eyes, I'll bet dollars to donuts that it has much more to do with Louie getting eye strain/blurry vision from staring at the small screens of his many electronic devices all fucking day, and has far less to do with the 'Beetus.
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I see he's still following the dsp thread and learning how to craft bullshit excuses of how he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
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In other completely unrelated news, the Pens lost the playoffs and since lou "only eats spaghetti when he's watching hockey" his budget should be much better now that he has no need for pasta sauce
Tristan Jarry has saved you at least $500 in your monthly spaghetti sauce costs, Lou. Send him a thank you card before the poor lad commits a justified seppuku
Tristan Jarry has saved you at least $500 in your monthly spaghetti sauce costs, Lou. Send him a thank you card before the poor lad commits a justified seppuku
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lou's getting desperate lmao
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"Help, the eye doctor told me I had to bring my own eye doctor chair after my fat ass broke their previous one!"
I too would be desperate if a single visit to the ophthalmologist had that kind of price tag. Imagine the cost of a new pair of glasses!
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forgetting to mention:
I know this is repeated a lot but it's so weird that Lou will be incredibly dismissive at even working online jobs, even ones that Lou is absolutely prepared for (IE through his several laptops and computers). With the coof going around Lou could simply try applying for a call job since Lou is always on a laptop but considering his views on people who actually have these sorts of jobs mirroring that of the right-wingers he allegedly hates, doubt he'd legitimately want to do anything but grift on twitter.
I know this is repeated a lot but it's so weird that Lou will be incredibly dismissive at even working online jobs, even ones that Lou is absolutely prepared for (IE through his several laptops and computers). With the coof going around Lou could simply try applying for a call job since Lou is always on a laptop but considering his views on people who actually have these sorts of jobs mirroring that of the right-wingers he allegedly hates, doubt he'd legitimately want to do anything but grift on twitter.
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"Come ON, assholes! Gimme your fucking money!"
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Gotta love that he's unable to buy food unless he hits his specific monetary figure. It's not like he can just buy a few days worth of food to get by. Fucking Jerry Lewis over here with his constant updates on needing to meet the goal of his fundraiser.
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Pretty much. Louie can wax all day about "Nothing is mandatory! I never force anyone to donate!", but his internal monolog is always "You fucking assholes! Why aren't you giving me your fucking money already? Give me your money piggies, because you're my piggy banks!" He's such a selfish piece of shit. Especially since whatever tax payers funded healthcare he's on will pay for most of it and his copay is likely less than $30.