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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
artilleryfroth said:
Yeah but seriously nobody stupid can survive on a desert area, maybe if they knew what they were doing. It wouldn’t involve alpacas holy shit
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Penny lived most of his life in CO. He probably didn't want to be too far away from his old comforts and mighthave idealized farms he drove past for most of his life as "simple, honest, commerad work". Penny probably knew that ranching was ok, and decided not to research further due to hubris and apathy. I'm pretty sure he didn't know any other farmers on a first name basis who could have given him advice before he began desertifying his own land. Paul used to be in NY iirc and he'd know jack shit about rural life let alone Colorado's landscape and farming conditions, so he probably just said "yeah cool penny you're from here you know the land and we can farm we're QUEER women". Basically, like everything else, convience and want without research leads to terrible purchasing and long term choice making. This thread is consistently wondering how bone headed they can be and then watching that expectation be broken.
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The US has a little bit of everything for everyone. It's probably why the Eurotrash despise us so. That and central air conditioning.
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God bless America, central cooling I loooooveee....
 
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Some excitement in the replies to the furry convention's tweet about its charity choice!
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Above furry also got into a fun little side-fight about HIV and anarchy:
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Staying tuned in the hope that lots of furries and/or troons feeling feisty 🌈
 
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Phil and the tranchers get triggered by a callout post made by a furry.
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A large slapfight ensues between Phil, Sky, and some twitter randoms. Sorry if some of these screenshots are redundant. There's a lot of this shit and it takes place over multiple threads.
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Kinda ninja'd but whatever I'm posting it anyway.
 
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BSC said:
Phil and the tranchers get triggered by a callout post made by a furry.
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A large slapfight ensues between Phil, Sky, and some twitter randoms. Sorry if some of these screenshots are redundant. There's a lot of this shit and it takes place over multiple threads.
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Kinda ninja'd but whatever I'm posting it anyway.
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Ah, the tranch's main export: salt.
 
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Crossposting more on this saga with some added lulz
Kevin acting like he did something
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The way this furfag phrased it. "Havent willingly bought anything from Amazon in almost 2 years" makes it sound like jeff bezos held a gun to their fursona and said "buy the prime day deal electric toothbrush OR ELSE".
 
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I don't know why I find it gratifying that a bunch of degenerate, animal fucking fur fags are anti-tranch. Just goes to show you how much the trancheros go out of their way to be hated by literally everyone.

Troons are the true cancer of our age.
 
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I don't know how the Tranchers do it. Every time I leave and come back, they somehow get fucking worse as time goes on. 120+ alpacas and they're shearing them now? Earl's gonna slaughter those alpacas come winter.

And why can't these troons have hobbies without inserting themselves into it in some way, shape, or form? Are they really so narcissistic?
 
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Apotheosis of the Liver said:
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It's funny how he says all this like it is an example of exceptional work they do. A vaginal prolapse is just washing it out and doing a couple sutures, the fence is crooked as all hell, and bottle-feeding animals is incredibly simple.
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Don't overlook the "abandoned by their moms" line which indicates either serious problems that cause the sheep to abandon their newborns at a rate way higher than average, or the tranchers are simply stealing baby lambs to bottle feed because uwu motherhood and lying about it.
 
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Meiwaku said:
The way this furfag phrased it. "Havent willingly bought anything from Amazon in almost 2 years" makes it sound like jeff bezos held a gun to their fursona and said "buy the prime day deal electric toothbrush OR ELSE".
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Also he burned all his Harry Potter books, is vegan, gave all his money to black troons & is doing srs for free in his basement.
 
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Apotheosis of the Liver said:
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It's funny how he says all this like it is an example of exceptional work they do. A vaginal prolapse is just washing it out and doing a couple sutures, the fence is crooked as all hell, and bottle-feeding animals is incredibly simple.
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Wow, a whole fucking mile. That's little league, boys.
The way every one of my neighbors could make their ranch functional in like a week. :story:
 
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Some excitement in the replies to the furry convention's tweet about its charity choice!
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Staying tuned in the hope that lots of furries and/or troons feeling feisty 🌈
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Last count of the herd was down to ~150 from ~200 right? If what Boonie is saying is true and that they are getting a regular supply of alpacas from some mystery source, this means the number they're actually losing is significantly higher than we estimated. The local dogs must be eating well with all that alpaca burger in their bowls.
 
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Back in 2019 I made a post in Rat King General about how La Zorra would make a great setting for a horror game. Since then La Zorra has been abandoned and a new desert wasteland troon commune has taken it‘s place, and I still think the sentiment applies to the Tranch.
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