US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Although there isn't a process by which it could occur, what would happen after in this hypothetical scenario? Supposing Trump did actually win, half the country is going to feel absolutely cheated and the other half is going to feel betrayed and lied to and there is no satisfying recourse beyond impeachment.

As you said in your later post, it would completely gut any authority Biden and his cabinet has in the country and internationally. Absolutely no one is going to take America seriously as the "beacon of democracy" if their free and fair election was as dirty as any third world country's. If it was proven without a shadow of a doubt, it could actually destroy America in a worst case scenario.

Honestly at that point is it even worth it if Trump can't get in anyway? Makes me think that both parties would have a vested interest in making this go away rather than let it become a black spot in history. The best outcome would probably be to just acknowledge there was some fraud from malicious actors and draw up laws to make sure this cluster fuck doesn't happen again.

Good point. Even if you have your "lol, Biden's here, too late, lol." crowd saying and doing the same shit, I'd think we would definitely see very public, very loud statements from other governments (not just muh Russia) refusing to recognize the Federal Government after that point.
 
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It's not a matter of somebody finding something, it's the very fact there's audits in the first place that's got everybody's knickers in a twist. These audits call into question the most secure election and the most popular president, it's pissing them off that nobody is following the god damn Kayfabe.

It doesn't even matter if Joe totally stole it, it's just the audacity of it all.
 
Good point. Even if you have your "lol, Biden's here, too late, lol." crowd saying and doing the same shit, I'd think we would definitely see very public, very loud statements from other governments (not just muh Russia) refusing to recognize the Federal Government after that point.
The day America shuts up about democracy because their own is rigged is a net plus on the world, imo. The less democracy """building""", the better off we all are, both Americans and non-Americans.
 
I am confused about those yellow cards.

Are those random samples of ballots sent to the audit organization recently approved?

If so, uh, I gotta tell you, literally 100% of random batches going to one candidate in a row like that is pretty unlikely. Not impossible, but vanishingly unlikely.
Yeah these are the certified tallies of ballot sheets. This group was able to get their hands on some of the tally sheets and released their findings. One of the sheets showed the count(might be off a few votes) was something like Biden: 540 Trump :160 and Jorgensen: 10 but in the certified tally it was Biden: 840 and Trump and Jorgensen at 0. Also it seems a bunch of the sheets are missing, along with a bunch of chain of custody documents.
 
I am still in shock they managed that. The story is the biggest case of corruption in the US in decades and was silenced like it was nothing. Giuliani misplayed some things (like not releasing the dkim signatures and information to corroborate them immediately) but still to see it completely silenced is out of this world.
The dismissal of Hunter's wrongdoings and the knowing shrug about Epstein from the media was a one-two punch. The dystopia is here.
 
But think of all the unelected bureaucrats/"experts" who will then be unemployed!
Liberals do have a big obsession with experts and the British accent.

Republicans should hire some good looking British fellow to read some of their talking points to wishy washy fence sitters and fair weather libcucks.
The dismissal of Hunter's wrongdoings and the knowing shrug about Epstein from the media was a one-two punch. The dystopia is here.
Jimmy Kimmel acknowledged that Biden had some skeletons and continued on to Orange Man Bad. There is also Seth Myers, who probably doesn't have much traction but ignores Biden's closet in favor of conservatives bad all the time.
 
I have heard from my relaible sources from MSNBC's own twitter thread that there are no merit to these audits and we need to focus our attention to the real criminals here, which were the rural white supremacists who violently insurrected on January 6th. The only answer is to pave over their corn and potato fields so they can't be able to work and die in further poverty because they hate government programmes.

the audits are a nothingburger and stop talking about Hunter Biden, nobody important on social media cares.
 
Even if it came out that every fucking state voted 100% for Trump and not a single person legally voted for Biden, God himself came down and said Trump won, and Xenu held a press conference about how Trump won with Allah appearing on Tucker Carlson that night to say Trump won...

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Republicans would just mumble "we told you so" and keep right on letting Big Daddy Biden ass fuck them in public.

Right wingers would just look at their banned Twitter and FB accounts and go "one of these days, Alice, BAM! Straight to the moon!" before getting banned off of YouTube before they even registered.

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Dems would keep screaming that voter ID and tightening voter laws will keep black people from voting even if Saint Floyd himself descended from heaven on a cloud of meth smoke and fentanyl and said "LET MUH NIGGAHS SHOW ID TO VOTE".

Nothing. Will. Change.

Nothing.
 
Even if it came out that every fucking state voted 100% for Trump and not a single person legally voted for Biden, God himself came down and said Trump won, and Xenu held a press conference about how Trump won with Allah appearing on Tucker Carlson that night to say Trump won...

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Republicans would just mumble "we told you so" and keep right on letting Big Daddy Biden ass fuck them in public.

Right wingers would just look at their banned Twitter and FB accounts and go "one of these days, Alice, BAM! Straight to the moon!" before getting banned off of YouTube before they even registered.

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Dems would keep screaming that voter ID and tightening voter laws will keep black people from voting even if Saint Floyd himself descended from heaven on a cloud of meth smoke and fentanyl and said "LET MUH NIGGAHS SHOW ID TO VOTE".

Nothing. Will. Change.

Nothing.
Florida would like a word with you. It took only one giant debacle in Florida for them to shape up their electoral system to the point that not even 2020 saw them budge from it.
 
Any recourse for downballot races? This shithole also flipped two Senate seats..
None. The recourse would realistically come with an absolute bloodbath in later elections. If it's proven, and especially given the lack of ability for dems to 'refortify' the election, it would lead to the right being -incensed- and mass desertion of the center from the left. And unlike the Hunter Biden laptop shit, burying this would be impossible.

The laptop stuff was a clear sign of hypocrisy since the left would have made a field day of it if it were Don Jr. But in the scheme of things it's utterly irrelevant to the center hence why it never got any traction via word of mouth outside the right. Concrete, solid proof of grand fraud though would be much, much more... interesting.
 
That horse was already dead when just about every single bellwether county was wrong in the 2020 election.
What was it again? 18 to 1?

RIP Vigo County. You were just wrong, I guess. This also means that whatever bellwether county Biden won is going to be "teh bellwether of all teh bellwethers" now by the corrupt, totally in "dem pockets" pollsters. Lemme know how that works, @Gehenna.
 
Even if it came out that every fucking state voted 100% for Trump and not a single person legally voted for Biden, God himself came down and said Trump won, and Xenu held a press conference about how Trump won with Allah appearing on Tucker Carlson that night to say Trump won...

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Republicans would just mumble "we told you so" and keep right on letting Big Daddy Biden ass fuck them in public.

Right wingers would just look at their banned Twitter and FB accounts and go "one of these days, Alice, BAM! Straight to the moon!" before getting banned off of YouTube before they even registered.

Not a fucking thing would happen.

The Dems would keep screaming that voter ID and tightening voter laws will keep black people from voting even if Saint Floyd himself descended from heaven on a cloud of meth smoke and fentanyl and said "LET MUH NIGGAHS SHOW ID TO VOTE".

Nothing. Will. Change.

Nothing.
Maybe the 30 odd years ago or even the 2000s. Any changes will come from the grassroots and the importance of local and state elections has gotten the Democrats rattled to the point they are willing to nuke states controlling their own elections and adopt the election rules of a failed 4th world corrupt hell hole.

Biden's fuck ups has led to changes that will led to people being outside their comfort zone. All he had to do was keep Trump's policies intact, have someone from the Bill Clinton era write his speeches and tell the press to not suck his dick way too much.
 
But in the scheme of things it's utterly irrelevant to the center hence why it never got any traction via word of mouth outside the right. Concrete, solid proof of grand fraud though would be much, much more... interesting.
If naked corruption with a foreign country is irrelevant to the center, then every meme about centrists being absolute morons is true.
 
What was it again? 18 to 1?

RIP Vigo County. You were just wrong, I guess. This also means that whatever bellwether county Biden won is going to be "teh bellwether of all teh bellwethers" now by the corrupt, totally in "dem pockets" pollsters. Lemme know how that works, @Gehenna.
Was something like that. I remember seeing that and was like wow...no way all those counties shifted that hard in just 4 years to be totally out of line. That should have been a major red flag for everyone.
 
If naked corruption with a foreign country is irrelevant to the center, then every meme about centrists being absolute morons is true.
They aren't morons, they are somewhat willfully ignorant. The problem with the Laptop is that it isn't easily digestible, and the center generally doesn't care to look deeper. They also tend to not give two fucks about the media.

In the end, what catches the center's attention has to hit a few criteria.
1: It needs to be Easily Digestible.
2: It has to come from sources they like/trust.
3: It has to have a clear connection to someone or something in power.

The laptop failed all three.

Easy digestibility means they can wrap their heads around what it is and what it means on the face of it. "Hunter Biden had a laptop which had some weird business emails that don't totally confirm corruption but probably should be looked into immediately" is not an easily digestible thing. "The democrats stole the election" is, and easy digestibility is what interests them in looking to see if there is fire to the smoke. this leads to;

Sources. Nobody likes or trusts the media. Period. The numbers on that are so low that it's an immovable fact. Hence why the censorship has moved on to "Desperately try to make it not be seen at all". The center's primary source of info is word of mouth, what people they know are saying. The problem is that it only spreads if criteria 1 is met. So if you fail 1, you fail 2 in the current era. Same for if you succeed in 1.

Connections. This is where the laptop fails the hardest. "But Biden's son isn't Biden" is really the mindset here. And since there was so little properly connecting Biden himself to any of the alleged stuff it just pittered out with interest on the center. A proper investigation likely would have found something, but there wasn't one sooooo. But again, election fraud emphatically meets this. "Biden won because of fraud" is a -direct- connection to the center.
 
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We all know what happened.

They had the fix in, figuring that Trump would get the same numbers, maybe a little less, then he did against Hillary.

Then the fucking landslide started.

And they panicked. Plain and simple.

Then Jan 6 scared the fuck out of them because they suddenly remembered they were vulnerable to people wandering around "The Temple of Democracy" (If you remember that bullshit).

After spending 4 years talking about how Russia hacked the election, they suddenly had to spin it as the most secure election ever.

But in their panic, they fucked up. They pulled the lever too many times, too many people "helped" by forging numbers, and everyone saw them throwing out right wing election watchers, putting pizza boxes over windows to hide what they were doing, bringing in U-Hauls of votes, and even having the military absentee ballots going 100% for Biden in places.

Then, they ran an article in Time magazine rubbing it in everyone's faces.

Now, they're panicking again.

But nothing is REALLY going to happen.
 
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