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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Aunt Carol said:
I wonder about the logistics of this development.

Longneck Bryan is entering the polycule via Kevryn.
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It's getting to be a tight squeeze in that bed. Funny how Reuters didn't mention that. I just hope Bryan doesn't step on Penny's gun by mistake when he gets out of bed in the middle of the night to take a piss
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VICUNA LIVES MATTER
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AnOminous said:
Contrary to troon claims, there is nowhere in the U.S. it is "legal to kill trans people."
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True. But in order for crimes to go punished and criminals brought to justice, it requires local law enforcement and criminal prosecutors to actually give a shit and do their jobs. Let's say hypothetically Earl and his patriotic tranny exterminators decided to launch a full-on assault on the Troonicorn Tranchers. With how the DeceptiCunts have shit all over the community, slandered the sheriff and his deputies, and labeled everyone in the area literal Nazis and spread all manner of lies about them? There's a good chance that the sheriff's department wouldn't lift a finger to help the Troonicorns, nor would they bother to investigate their hypothetical deaths. That's kind of why it's a bad idea to be a fucking asshole towards your new neighbors and spread lies about the community for Twatter attention and grifting. When bad things actually DO happen its your neighbors who are actually there to help you with your problems, and they become increasingly less inclined to do so after you publicly call them horrible things and spread lies about them. Strangers on Twatter aren't going to help you round up your livestock if your corral fence gets knocked down, help you put out a fire, or give you a lift home if your truck breaks down in town.
 
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Featured on Jul 20, 2021 by Null: Operating Troonswarm: The Tranch has mobilized in full tacticool gear to extract a dickless soldier from behind the enemy (Trump-voting) lines.

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Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Hahahaha, my favorite thing about this by a country mile is the Star Wars rebellion symbol on the hat. Gotta pump that consoomer cred while decked out in larp gear with the guns in the truck.

Judging from the background outside of the windows, I'm going to assume that this was taken before any of the [DEFINITELY REAL AND NOT FAKE] events took place. Looks mostly like their neighbors property since it's more green than desert dust.

Was there any more context to this? Was this the new polycule troon being added? I highly doubt they managed to stumble upon any form of genuine 'White supremacist den in the middle of fuck off nowhere.' To be honest, that's one way people could describe the Tranch. It's full of burly white dudes with long hair waving their guns around, has a watchtower with an armed guard and looks like the surface of mars. Are you sure you're not looking in the rear view at the Tranch and mistaking it for the place you came from Bonnie?

This whole episode is laughable. If it were real they would've spilled way more beans than this. Listed names, places, people, photos, the works. Is this a shift toward a new tranch arc? The Pudgy Manchild Militia going on rescue excursions? We can only hope :story:
 
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This looks like two white trash parents taking their sped son home from a disappointing grandma's visit where she got the shock collar out. I love the two masters driving with full tactical gear and Penny with the headset. If this did happen at least they are dressed crazy so you know they mean business.

Is that a rancher in the back or is this someone new? It makes me wonder if this guy got lost in the desert without food or water. Or maybe went to a parent's house and got shat on.

Honest condolences if this happened, but unless legal action happens I'm going to presume bullshit. That's clear kidnapping/forced stay if so and all you need to do is provide evidence to the police, like pictures and the victim and such.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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They definitely didn't just pile into the truck to take pictures in their gear, then get out to post it online with a fake story attached.

They were in such an emergency hurry to get someone in "a den of white supremacy" that they had time to take photos during this extremely important mission.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Hahahaha they did a special ops extraction mission to save a high value "sister" from a "white supremacist" compound? The paramilitary larp is so fuckin funny, they take it so seriously. I'm sure to them a white supremacist is somebody who once laughed at a Jontron video. They picked somebody up and gave them a ride, the "nazis" were probably glad the troon was gone. "Don't call us heroes, just doing our job" hahahahaha. I'd be surprised if Penny and the squad were even wearing their tacticool gear during the "mission", they probably put that shit on later for the photo op. The "she/her" patch on the plate carrier still kills me, don't wanna get misgendered in battle hahahaha
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
This is either completely made up, or they just picked up a hitchhiking truck stop hooker off the side of the road.
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> Someone got them their number

Imagine the terror of being trapped in a town. With cellphone service. Like call an uber or the police.

This is my favorite thing about the Tranch. They larp hard. Go on a rescue mission into the lions den? Let's go heavily armored and armed, and pile into a single clown car. But their still rolling into a quiet neighborhood armed to the fucking teeth.

You think anytime their neighbors see a slightly uglier than normal woman they call the Tranch as like, animal control?
 
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Ah yes... those white nationalist are well known for wanting trans women and tricking them... and when there done with “her” just leave her (or let her walk out?).

Very cool story bro, when’s the movie getting made?

Oh yer! so you know the location of this white supremasit den that kidnaps/ falsely imprisones people! Your gonna get the cops involved to do a raid? Or maybe dox them and whistle blow about them out on social media right? Put a spotlight on those criminal white nationalists! Right! Right?
 
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