The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Guys it all happened.
I was the transwoman in need.
I was minding my own biz as a cis man in my father's house when the HR-Team rolled up on our yard, guns blazing.
My two little sisterd (12 and 3) never stood a chance.
I heard Dark Mother penny yell "CONTACT" as she bravely blew the two children's brains out.
Jarrod bravely brawled with my bedridden grandmother, being beaten withing an inch of xer's life when Penny bravely bayoneted the ancient white power lich saving her comrade in dilation.
They put a sack on my head and waterboarded me with cum and neovagina puss until I came out as trans.
And to quote Jemma sterling I finally started living.
 
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Guys! Ahem,...LADIES! we gotta go save a fellow siss...sister! SHE is in trouble.
Wait, let me just get my prounun badge on! Oh and my wallet!
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After all, don't want anyone thinking I am a man...that we're men...!
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Kuritan Deplorable said:
I like how they think that they can roll onto a 'white supremacist' compound, IE private property held by presumed rednecks, in full tactical gear, pile out of their truck, and not get lit up, cut down, and written off as self defense because "Yea this nondescript truck rolled onto our private property and folks with guns piled out, we assumed we were about to get cartel'd, we never invited them here".

The smoking gun that this is bullshit really is the fact that they're not all in the hospital right now, whether the wards or the morgue. I don't even buy that it could have been a benign hitchhiker event, name one hitchhiker who would be desperate enough to get into a car full of people rolling in full tactical with AR's out. Not to mention that would require them to regularly drive not only in full battle rattle, but full rifles out. We haven't seen them get that autistic yet, its always just been sidearms and edgelordism.
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This is a great point too because the cartels do operate in Colorado and that wouldn't be an unfounded reaction to a bunch of ogres driving onto your property and hopping out in full kit.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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So much to take in.

The shitty, cringe patches
The god awful red molle plate carriers
Not a single fuckin lid on the lot of em
The fact that all are wearing glasses, not contacts, glasses.
The fact that only Penny is running comms while the other two are just running ear pro
The glazed, autism look on all of their faces
The fact that Penny thinks he needs a fucking admin pouch
And the fact that they felt the need to take a picture of this situation at all.

I wish they fucked around and found out. I really do. To see a bunch of guys out in Colorado to be LARPing as not only a militia but as women, its just, fucking nutty.
 
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Burger Fox said:
The fact that only Penny is running comms while the other two are just running ear pro
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I don't think Phil has a radio, he just bought a second hand set of ComTacs that had the mic. Those radios aren't easy to get even for people in the know, I don't expect abject retards like the tranch to even know where to get Baufangs.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Y'all, the tweet went viral, and the replies are . . .
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Firstly, those roast tweets were such a nice a whitepill to read. Gives me hope for the future.

Secondly this is 100% a fabricated story, Kevin gave it away with using the word “trans sister”.
Kevin never uses that word, it’s not in his cadence, he’s doing it because they have a narrative that they are pushing and hes stamessage “Unicorn ranch saves trans sibling”. Not mentioning any names or photos, from a ranch where even a sad plate of re-fried beans gets glamour shots and posted on Twitter.

Thirdly, if me and my friends just rescued someone in an armed standoff I think we would be talking about for a few days. The ranch has stfu about this and now are back to posting puff pieces and alpaca photos... just a normal day I guess.

also does this mean Kevin manages the tranch social media?
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Y'all, the tweet went viral, and the replies are . . .
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The tweet probably only went viral because someone posted the pic on /pol/ while creating a "you won't do shit" bait thread and anons that post on KF started explaining the context.
 
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