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Don’t give Wedge ideas. Don’t want to know what him prentending to be blind and getting a guide dog would lead to.


Imagine being so Very Online that Google is an important enough cultural touchstone for you to make a pilgrimage to the 'plex and pose in front of it like your forefathers did in front of the Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal.
Can respect mah boi Ravioli for using DuckDuckGo though.


Imagine knowing that your new "stepmom" blew out "her" asshole on an anal hook.
If Wedge and Neck adopt some unfortunate African children the small critters will be blessed with a step-grandmother too.
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I thought Wedge was Ripley legally. I think we need a chart of names. This shit is getting confusing for everyone.
@Swerf'n'Terf made some very helpful trading cards of the tranchers a while back...perhaps a new set (a booster pack?) can be made of Kevin orbiters, as a lot of people are confused, rightfully, as these are some very confusing people.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RipleyStorm
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Ripley haunts somewhere around the Bay area of California, Berkley maybe? I don't recall ever knowing his birth name. He has legally changed it to Ripely Violet Tempest Storm, and legally changed his gender to non-binary. Though as we have seen, he's had some troubles getting his bank card and other legal documents to correctly reflect these changes...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX
Harlequin "Hailey" Adams, birth name James Michael Blasingame, lovingley re-named Wedge by KF. Part-time shelf stocker, wannabe clown hooker. Currently living in Wisconsin.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/transcucumber
Salina, birth name Brian Loeper, and now known by KF as Neck, is the newest addition to the many orbiters of Kevin. He has left several ex-wives and children behind to bum around the country, eventually finding himself at the Tranch as the newest member of Kevin's polycule (which also includes Wedge), though it seems he and Wedge really hit it off while they were all together at DenFur, so we will keep an eye on what happens with all of that...
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@Swerf'n'Terf made some very helpful trading cards of the tranchers a while back...perhaps a new set (a booster pack?) can be made of Kevin orbiters, as a lot of people are confused, rightfully, as these are some very confusing people.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RipleyStorm
View attachment 2494191Ripley haunts somewhere around the Bay area of California, Berkley maybe? I don't recall ever knowing his birth name. He has legally changed it to Ripely Violet Tempest Storm, and legally changed his gender to non-binary. Though as we have seen, he's had some troubles getting his bank card and other legal documents to correctly reflect these changes...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX
Harlequin "Hailey" Adams, birth name James Michael Blasingame, lovingley re-named Wedge by KF. Part-time shelf stocker, wannabe clown hooker. Currently living in Wisconsin.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/transcucumber
Salina, birth name Brian Loeper, and now known by KF as Neck, is the newest addition to the many orbiters of Kevin. He has left several ex-wives and children behind to bum around the country, eventually finding himself at the Tranch as the newest member of Kevin's polycule (which also includes Wedge), though it seems he and Wedge really hit it off while they were all together at DenFur, so we will keep an eye on what happens with all of that...
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Screw trading cards. We need a fucking wiki to understand the Kevin Gibes Extended Universe.
 
Don’t give Wedge ideas. Don’t want to know what him prentending to be blind and getting a guide dog would lead to.



Can respect mah boi Ravioli for using DuckDuckGo though.



If Wedge and Neck adopt some unfortunate African children the small critters will be blessed with a step-grandmother too.
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I think Wedge's receding hairline is competing with Kevin's :lit:

Also... I don't remember what Neck or Wedge's previous wives looked like, but surely they couldn't have looked worse than what Wedge or Neck look like. At the very least, they were real women who had actual vaginas and real boobs. Coomers are a real thing to behold. It's like the modern day equivalent of a freak show.
 
is it normal for troons to be this beyond out of touch with reality?
Short answer: yes.
Slightly longer answer: Troons are people who are so insane that they believe that they are a different sex to the sex that they physically are. Yes, it is 'normal' for troons to be beyond out of touch with reality.
 
What does the second part mean? There are words but I don't know what they mean.
I thought Wedge was Ripley legally. I think we need a chart of names. This shit is getting confusing for everyone.
People seem to be confused about Kevin and his clique, here is a quick rundown:
-Elliot Rodgers bows to Kevkev and co
-Possess female-like abilities
-Control Colorado with a sausage-fingered but feminine fist
-Own Dilation stations & fursuits globally
-Ripley's chin was revered by ancient egyptians and included in their royal clothing and art (Like the famous king tut's mask)
-Direct descendants of the ancient roman blood line (Elagabalus's)
-Will bankroll the first uterus transplat (kevkev JR will be be the first kid born out of a utrans)
-Own 99% of period blood research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be tranch breeding babies
-Kevin is said to score 215+ on femetric, such femininity on Earth has only existed in HSTS & Actual women
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a group of hijras who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented medical progress with them
-They own female organ harvesting facilities around the world
-You likely have air breathed by kev & co inside you right now
-They learned gender ideology in under a week
-In contact with Trans lifeforms all over the universe
-Nation states entrust their tampoon reserves with the tranch.
-The lunar craters were created to pay tribute to kevin's pockmarks
 
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The funny thing about the “transbian” bs is that I’ve never once witnessed an actual True & Honest Lesbian date one. It’s always either bisexuals with incredibly low standards or going T4T.

No matter how much Kevin & Co. cope that they got T4T because they “don’t like cis standards” and are “only attracted to other trans bodies” they only go that way because even after cutting off their dicks and dosing themselves with cross-sex hormones they still can’t get the holy grail that is lesbian pussy LEL
The amount of times ive seen troons say "T4T is happiness 🥰"
"omg I love my gf, by the ways she has a dick, a girl with a dick 😍 @dickgirlLilith"
"Cis lesbians be like, I only kiss cis girls 😒" Cope and seethe you fat ugly nerds. They get extra bitter after the amhole installation.
 
If Neck marries Wedge, at least he won't have to worry about child support.
I didn't know that a marriage could erase a child support obligation. If Neck figures that out than yes, I think we will hear wedding bells on the Tranch.
I'm used to the other members of the Kev-o-sphere just being perma-fiances cause they're too lazy to fill out the paperwork and get actual legal benefits.
Wasn’t there an american serial killer who larped as a woman to bait victims or something?
Several serial killers and murderers have had transvestite fetishism or autogynephilia. Hadden Irving Clark and Patricia Elaine Trimble are some notable ones. There's also Reginald Autherell, troon name Regina King, who killed his fiancèe and took gender-affirming selfies in her clothes afterwards.
Dainty and vulnerable transgorls sure do love them some depraved spree killing.
Wedge is not Ripley.
At this point Ripley could probably get his own thread.
Wedge, however, will never get a thread.
We need a fucking wiki to understand the Kevin Gibes Extended Universe.
The lore is deep. It's why our boy Kevvie is one of my favorite cows.
 
If wedge and neck got married (lmaooo) Brian Loeper, deadbeat dad, would still be obligated to pay child support per whatever court agreement is in place. Wedges income, or lack thereof, would not be considered in the calculations. HOWEVER, wedges disability tugboat might be affected by a wedding.

This is all autism because I dont think Brian Loeper, deadbeat dad, is actually engaged to anyone, and is just being a top level retard on twatter. As per usual.
 
I think Wedge's receding hairline is competing with Kevin's
I did not notice that until now. Wedges face is just so… not correct. The squished eyes the brown teeth and lack of chin yuck not a good combo.

( I’m gonna hunt down this photo where wedge looks like a 9 year old boy with Down syndrome. )
 
@Swerf'n'Terf made some very helpful trading cards of the tranchers a while back...perhaps a new set (a booster pack?) can be made of Kevin orbiters, as a lot of people are confused, rightfully, as these are some very confusing people.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RipleyStorm
View attachment 2494191Ripley haunts somewhere around the Bay area of California, Berkley maybe? I don't recall ever knowing his birth name. He has legally changed it to Ripely Violet Tempest Storm, and legally changed his gender to non-binary. Though as we have seen, he's had some troubles getting his bank card and other legal documents to correctly reflect these changes...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX
Harlequin "Hailey" Adams, birth name James Michael Blasingame, lovingley re-named Wedge by KF. Part-time shelf stocker, wannabe clown hooker. Currently living in Wisconsin.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/transcucumber
Salina, birth name Brian Loeper, and now known by KF as Neck, is the newest addition to the many orbiters of Kevin. He has left several ex-wives and children behind to bum around the country, eventually finding himself at the Tranch as the newest member of Kevin's polycule (which also includes Wedge), though it seems he and Wedge really hit it off while they were all together at DenFur, so we will keep an eye on what happens with all of that...
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I’m tempted...
...To call the booster pack ‘Tards Against Humanity’.
 

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Kevin had a e-slapfight with other furries/troons over minors safety.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be transgirls
Don't let 'em look at hentai or play them old furry MUCKs
Let em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be transgirls
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with a clown hooker they love
 
You're idea of enjoying yourself IS disgusting, abnormal, and degenerate wedgie boy. I love how he tries to shrug off people complaining about him being a sexual deviant, and then almost immediately posts pictures that prove those same people 💯 right.
 
Is Kevin for real saying vore and other kink shit is cool around kids and that his fellow queers are being prudish transphobic bullies for not liking that? And that replying to people with not enough followers to not be pedos is bullying? Absolute lmao.

Hell maybe I'm into vore shit now bc I love watching these morons eat their own.
 
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