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over/under on kevin coming home in the same shirt
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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I'm not taking those odds.
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We're not sure because the outside troons can drift in and out. Resident are apparently
Kevin, Penny and Jen
Bonnie and husband
Winter, Josie and Daisy
Check out the overviews made by @Swerf'n'Terf here and here (old).
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Don't forget that Kevin calls himself a "Musk Slut". The only way to make a car ride with a stinky person worse is to find out that they're getting off on the stink. Then again, making other people participate in your nasty fetish is sort of par-for-the-course for troons, so I can't say I have much sympathy. But Penny is just as much of a fucking AGP freak as Kev is so he'll probably go for it, it's Bonnie who I almost feel sorry for.HOLYSHIT AND HES GONNA WEAR IT FOR A 800+ MILE TRIP WTF
(15h according to gmaps by car)
I guess sour bread is on the menu for Penny.
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I'm guessing all windows will stay open for that trip.
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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch cable tv debut.
The intended comedy: 0/10
Laughing at the Tranchers: 10/10 as always
The intended comedy: 0/10
Laughing at the Tranchers: 10/10 as always
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"-Does your car not have A/C, mistress? Is it broken? Do you need me to fan you?
(Pennywise, gagging) -There's no... need... kitten... I'm just... trying to... enjoy... the breeze."
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I forgot how utterly cringe old media are.
They are STILL MAD about the 2020 4th of July Parade. It's a shame to see they found another cuck to kiss their asses. Their sad, dumpy, man-asses.
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I like how they summarize it as a bunch of hairy slobs moving in and nobody giving a shit until they started calling people nazis. Also wonderful job in catching the contrast of their barren fields with all the green that surrounds it.
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Whenever one of these things comes out it's always amazing how MALE they all look and sound. Just a bunch of dudes bro-ing down together on a ranch, and we're all supposed to clap and go along with their delusions. It's gaslighting on a societal level and it's hard not to see it as overtly malicious.
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If you have to ask, then you're not worthy.
Time to take Lenny to see the rabbits? Or would it be rab-bots in Kev-boi's case?
The odds of Kevin not even bringing a single change of clothes for the whole trip are disturbingly high.
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I can't believe this isn't a parody. If you told me it's an edit made by the farmers, I wouldn't even bat an eye.
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But first, the Wolf Rescue to scrape off the juicy bits.
Prolego
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Some highlights in screenshots
The devastation. Don't the reporters see the difference between their fields and those of their neighbours?
Trannies still haven't learned how to build fences. Some posts doing nothing.
Kevin poses next to the wire that should be there. I don't know how he got such a spherical abdomen.
A distinctly limp-wristed looking fence. There must be hundreds of videos on-line showing how to tension barbed wire..
Trannies are slovenly slobs, part the next. Room dwelling troons post selfies of themselves next to piles of crap. If you've got some land then why not fill that with crap too. Note all the dead appliances scattered around. I think that's the first shot of their new suicide staircase, too.
I thought that the circus tent was temporary. It looks like someone brought another one along to live in.
God knows why they haven't weaned those lambs yet. Apart from the fact that there's no actual fodder for them to eat.
On any other farm, you'd struggle to get near lambs this size. I guess we know why they were rejected.
Their vision for the future: America covered with Alpaca tombstones
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There are enough extra chromosomes in this picture to make a whole extra human.
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I wonder exactly when this was shot, because I feel like this is gonna be yet ANOTHER chance to show any farmers/ranchers/etc watching that those lambs still have un-docked tails, which really does seem to be one of the bigger issues.
Who am I kidding, i don't think anyone who's come within 100 feet of doing manual labor in their entire life is watching Samantha Bee.
Who am I kidding, i don't think anyone who's come within 100 feet of doing manual labor in their entire life is watching Samantha Bee.
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I really like when the narrator was talking about the similarities to the west and said "men doing stupid things." I know it was referring to everyone around the Tranch but its pretty accurate.
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Even if they could logically have "self-sustaining ranches" all across the country, what makes them think even other creepy troons would want to stay there