Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Here is a compilation of Lori and Kevin quotes. These two cows are unintentionally hilarious (and horrifying) and farmers are invited to share their favorites to be added.

Quotes by Kevin C Hanft (aka Adollaskye & KrookedKev) of West Valley City, Utah​

[LINK] "Learn high fashion or die losers" - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "Talk about my animals and my fiance again. I will fucking kill you. If you don't like it then come kill me." - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "Ive lost 50 pounds since starting my job and look like a sexy anime guy." - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "I don't shower often." - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "Imagine being so stupid you think we photoshop every single photo we've ever posted. Imagine being so stupid you think a photographer's edit is our own edits. We have big eyes and small noses, fight me irl lol." - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "my shoes cost more than your tee shirts deadass we can afford whatever we want" - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] “Proving hypocrispy in real time, why? I think it’s hilarious and I will always defend characters I identify with. I learned more about value and empathy from fictional characters than any real person 100%” - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] “As if I haven’t been called faggot my whole life by real bullies because I like nicer than average clothing? Bakugou is nothing like them. So tell me again, is it about real life or not?” - Kevin Hanft from Utah

[LINK] "Lol losers. The 'milk' are milking themselves lmaoooo" - Kevin Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "Im going to prove the entire world wrong, watch me change history." - Kevin C. Hanft of West Valley City, Utah

[LINK] "This girl [Lori]. I'm so attracted I don't even know. She has basically every good proportion you can have. Tiny waist, amazing perfectly round butt, beautiful legs, jawline that could cut diamonds, sparkling silver eyes, perfect hair, a cute chest and cute everything. No matter when she walks by in whatever cute outfit I get chills. This is probably tmi but I've been wanting to show some appreciation on here for this dino girl, because damn. ❤️" - Lori Kevin C Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "Does anyone know momokun or vamplettes parents? They called my parents and forced me into a crackhead rehab I didn't belong in." - Kevin Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "Mariah Mallad and Vamplette literally ruined my life and torments me every day." - Kevin Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "The internet couldn't get me to kill myself so they posted my address." - Kevin Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "Posting my address is making me suicidal." - Kevin Hanft of Utah

[LINK] "Try to arrange some type of go-fund-me to account for the 3000 lost in vet bills and the sheer work hours it takes to deal with these cringe lords." - Kevin Hanft of Utah

Quotes by Lori Cerda (aka Lori Lewd & Usagi Kou) of West Valley City, Utah​

[LINK] “My hobby in life is making ugly and lesser females rage.” - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] “Its not my fault my genetics make me look like a doll ^_~” - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "I love making girls 10+ years younger than me rage. What do you think keeps me looking so good? That shit is fuel. XD" - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] “Envy me for my genetics, but if you a piece of shit and remain on here [Facebook] i hope your family dies a horrible death. Staying here if you dont like me is just bad joojoo. You been cursed. Have a nice day. ::lights candle:: >:3” - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] “But see thats why I have always been cocky and confident about my age. Unlike most people I dont need to abuse filters. No. Im just really adorable and I have bomb light in my apartment. Accept that some people are genetically blessed." - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesn't give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up on OF, these girls get a wrinkle." - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "when she [Belle Delphine] puts on her wigs and lashes she looks like me <3 I'm just more refined cause I'm older <3" - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "This is just my signature poof pout." - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "I'm always told its because people are jealous because they think im good looking, talented, loved... It's the high-school cheerleader deal." - Lorena Cerda aka Lori Lewd from Utah

[LINK] "HE [Kevin] THINKS YOU CALLING HIM UGLY. HIM BEAUTIFUL” - Lori Cerda of West Valley City, Utah

[LINK] "Jerry...you better sub a dub duuuub" - Lori Lewd of Utah
 
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Lol this faggot is seething and projecting hard over a drawing.

Explains his recent mega cope with shoes:

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Childish spergouts over an anime guy and then over likes, Kevin is speedrunning the Onision arrested development run :story:

ETA: @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere just a tip, write Lori Lewd and Kevin Hanft from Utah next to each quote, it will be nice when that SEO works.
 
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2020chan said:
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This is my favorite Kevin quote yet.
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MINE TOO! Out of everything he posted today, this is a standout favorite. Kevin always has such amazing quotes. This one is an instant classic.

@OhGodHowDidThisGetHere already got my other Kevin favorites (learn high fashion or die, I don't shower often, I look like a sexy anime guy) but if I think of any that aren't on that list I'll say something.

Kevin deleted most of his Facebook postings from today. There's are only a few replies left from the original triggering meme post from the Anime Banzai fb group. I would just like to remind/inform everyone that Anime Banzai is the local anime convention held in Utah every year so Kevin basically just shat on every local person in the cosplay/con scene. He really loves to burn bridges I guess?

He edited his status to a "I was just pretending to be retarded," before completely removing it from his Facebook.

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Btw this was the meme that set Kevin off. I included it underneath this statement from Kevin about how it broke him:

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Here's where Kevin explains how he sees himself as Bakugou:
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Seeing Kevin sperging so spectacularly about Bakugou today makes me feel like I was right on the mark with my tinfoil rant last month about how that’s his skinwalk identity. There’s no doubt about it now! I felt pretty silly posting that, too.

Imagine getting so angry over a meme that you have to make a ten point bullet list about why everyone else is wrong and put a photo of yourself as character instead of using art. Oh dear.

I personally don’t have an issue with Bakugou, but I don’t watch anime. Either way, it seems like Kevin also really doesn’t understand the character either.
 
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I used to think Kevin was 100% a victim and Lori was exaggerating at best or outright fabricating abuse on his part when she claimed it happened. It was one thing to see Kevin being nasty to people who shit talk Lori (it's childish, but it's somewhat understandable), but seeing him lose his everloving shit over shoes and anime and defending a clearly fucked up character like an absolute lunatic has successfully convinced me that she probably wasn't lying about him.

Let them abuse each other. At least that way there are no innocent people being hurt.
 
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:lunacy: INSTAGRAM: Just a few interesting comments.

⭐ j_zaaay: "how much photoshop does it take for a 40 year old woman to 'cosplay' as a teenager? just curious hehehehe UwU"

bornagaincrisis: "idk abt all that but u [j_zaaay] damn sure dont need any photoshop"

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And here's j_zaaay: [LINK]
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⭐ "These are basically all the same photo.'" - submissive_piggy_1185
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⭐ robert_libo: "The carpet looks fluffy"

Lori: "I'm getting a super fluffy one next month"

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:lunacy: KEVIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT: Kevin would like all 0 of his fans to know that he likes cosplay and fashion. Contrary to popular belief, the two are not mutually exclusive and he can like both at the same time. He also wants us to know that he's always gonna be Bakugo Lori's bitchboy a sexy anime guy himself. We can all rest easy now knowing that Kevin will always be Kevin.

"I realize most people are here for cosplay content but I love fashion, I'm always gonna be me. I'm not quitting cosplay, I just want to do both. Even mix in skateboarding and everything else I do too. I'm too old to have multiple pages so this is what you get 😃 " - Kevin Hanft

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:lunacy: AND MORE BEGGING: Surprise, surprise. It's interesting that recent comments from Lori and Kevin both mention being old. Age must be a popular topic in their household. Lori's comment here also seems to be a weak attempt to indirectly address her degenerate pedobait content.

"Sub to my ○n1yf@ns. It's very cute and very spicy. I'm also hella old so you dont gotta feel bad. XD LETS GO, SIMP UP. 20 moar simps please~" - Lori Lewd

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"Buy my shit" - Lori Lewd
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At this point, I think it's fair to say that Kevin is a Bakugo skinwalker and he deeply identifies with this douchebag character who is portrayed as a raging narcissist and bully. In fact, Kevin identifies so strongly with Bakugo that he is still arguing over on the My Hero Academia on the Facebook fan page. Interestingly, there are some brutally honest comments about Kevin's own personality favorite character. It'll be interesting to see how Kevin responds to these legitimate criticisms about his own behavior Bakugo's behavior.

"I saw this photo and just want to say....
I'm convinced no one liked Zulo in Avatar the Last Airbender at all. Nope not one bit.
Zuko, who was attempting to kidnap a child and deliver him to be imprisoned FOR LIFE, has more fans than Bakugou who has saved Dekus life THREE TIMES AND COUNTING and basically was given a forced apology because the Neanderthal fans think "he's harsh, MUST BE BULLY BULLY BULLY I WAS BULLIED TOO OH MY GOD EVERYONE DEFENDING HIM IS AN ABUSER OH MY GOD. Not to mention Deku is a whiny baby who gets handed everything and doesn't actually train as hard as people like Bakugou. Bakugou is a better protag than Deku. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. This is my cosplay I made. The grenade lights up.
So you're either a massive hypocrite, or you were born with zero story comprehension skills."
- Kevin Hanft aka Adollaskye from Utah

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NOTE: All of these comments are taken from Kevin's Facebook thread: [LINK]. There are over 100 comments and I'm too lazy to screenshot each one.

"We’re just supposed to accept Bakugo hurting people because he’s ‘on the side of good’."

"Bakugo's antics weren't some normal shit a child would do, he actively bullied... A lot of people, especially those who've been bullied, understand that pain and can't forgive / like Bakugo that easily. Just cause he redeemed himself doesn't mean we all HAVE to like him."

"I actually can't think of anything he could do that would make me like him. I can forgive him, maybe, but I doubt I'll ever liked him."

"Too explosive, willful and arrogant."

"Bakugo was a bully, yes I recognize he no longer is. But my dislike of him goes further than that. His attitude, his personality, how he talks, how he walks, even his mindset bugs me."

"Bakugo is an edgy boi who needs intense therapy."

"Bakugo who has been a jerk his whole life for really no reason."

"i love Bakugo but hes a shit person and thats the purpose u dont have to bring midoriya down to make Bakugo look like a good person. hes a bad person learning how to be a good person. hes a dick and thats the purpose..."

"I don't like Bakugo because of his attitude kinda cringey."

"Whereas people was feeding Bakugo's pride which is why he is like that, there is no excuse to his bad behaviour."

"Do not undermine Deku's work because you want to make excuses for Bakugo's decade's worth of incorrect actions. He improved, but for a lot of people, it is too little too late"

"No matter how many times Bakugo saved Deku, he's still a bully, Deku deserves an apology from him. What you called 'forced apology', is you downplaying the trauma Deku got from the bullying. Bakugo literally told Deku to unalive himself ffs, what makes you think fans need to let this go? And also, whiny baby???? He's a human, he has emotions, and he didnt gets handed everything. He trained as hard as everyone else, I think you're forgetting the fact that its not only Bakugo who wants to be a hero."

"You're saying as if Bakugo became a good person by apologizing, that's literally the bare minimum. And before someone says "read the manga" so what if he saved Deku? I'm thankful but that's what he's expected to do; he's a hero c'mon. And yes he's having character development, but you can't blame me, I have the right not to like him when he's traumatized and bullied a person just because his pride was hurt"

"People who likes Bakugo while completely ignoring his behaviour really needs to get checked. Like seriously, what can you like him, he's a literal screaming garbage lmao"

"I'll forever hate shitty Bakugo 🙃 and it still amazes me how is he so popular with such a horrible personality"

"doesn't mean I'll change my opinion because of one apology. Not when he was being an annoying and rude bully 99% of the time. He can have all the character development he wants if that's what Horikoshi is planning for him but I will never like him or support his actions. My first impression of him was horrible and that's how it will stay. He is irredeemable in my mind."

"Bakugo is just an edgy boi who didn't realized his own weakness."

"Bakugo, someone all his life was told he is the best and trampled those whom he deemed weak. You gotta accept that not everyone will like your Bakugo because of who he represent: he is an egotistical bully. Good for him for learning how to slowly becoming a decent person, but why he needs to be put to pedestal for simply behaving properly for once? Why? He's doing the barest minimum out of all the things he did... I hate bullies like him, I hate it that everyone else is considered an expendable cannon fodder, all for his character growth. In real life, people like Bakugo won't be easily forgiven by their victims... I hate him and I root for other characters, like Todoroki, for example. But if you like Bakugo, go ahead. Don't push him to everyone's throats as I hate him, and some others do feel the same as well. I have no plans in glorifying bullies and those who use their powers to trample over the weak."

"Bakugo did not, he was just plain asshole. not to mention a crybaby too."

"The bar is so low that him apologizing and helping...is like the greatest things to you bakusimps lmao"

An arrogant, edgy, ungrateful, obnoxious, shallow, rude, and exceptionally special snowflake. Hmm...

Does this remind you of anyone, farmers?

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Rogue Boob said:
Ah, so he knew about her talons already.
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Lori does love her gaudy talons. I think the "dino girl" thing may also be related to her obsession with Zero Two. The character is a genetic hybrid with half human and half dinosaur ("klaxosaur") DNA. It's just another aspect of Zero Two that makes her a super special manic dream pixie waifu UwU.

The (Full Blooded) Klaxosaur Princess
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World War Weeb said:
She had some guy on her latest Insta post asking about a Skype call? The way it's worded, it sounds like this was already discussed in private. He looks older than anyone I've seen Lori date before, but she's so spoiled and entitled with little regard for anyone other than herself, this wouldn't surprise me.
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Do you have any screenshots of this? This could be a new arc in the Loony Lori anime series.
 
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