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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
I'm not a gunsperg, so I wonder if someone could answer a question for me...
So, Bonnie showed up at their house, armed, while Krazy Kuku Kindness quit. The tranchers all open carry, right? I don't know how concealed carrying works in CO. So, if someone shows up to your house with a gun on their hip, and comes on/into your property/home, do you have any rights there?
Like, I figure that's not enough reason for the parents to like, pull out their own (hypothetical) guns and shoot Bonnie. But can Bonnie just go to their property, likely acting like a hired goon with a gun on his hip and his hand probably sitting on it, and, they just have to stand there and take it? (I know I am making a lot of assumptions on what really went down here, such as Bonnie following concealed weapons laws if that is a thing there, and if they were in the house or outside.) But I'm just curious how stuff like that works. Please forgive my ignorance.
I believe she talked about the dad "stopping by", in the context of her having gone home after work - I think she got him to go round to hers, but I might be mistaken. In which case, as far as I'm aware, there's no law in CO against inviting a hulking trooned-out retard with a huge gun into your own place (other than the law of common sense).
I believe she talked about the dad "stopping by", in the context of her having gone home after work - I think she got him to go round to hers, but I might be mistaken. In which case, as far as I'm aware, there's no law in CO against inviting a hulking trooned-out retard with a huge gun into your own place (other than the law of common sense).
Thanks for the info! I wasn't sure if the whole thing happened at Kindess's house or the parents, I wouldn't think it would be an issue if it happened at Kindness's place...Kindness tweets so much it's hard to keep up, so I am having a hard time parsing through all her nonsense to figure out the details of the encounter. I was mostly wondering about if it had happened at the employer's home what their options would have been.
I wonder if it had been at the employer's house, if they had asked Bonnie to leave if he would have made a stink or not...I'm always curious how the Tranchers really act around normal people...
This is peak stupid; fatty standing on an unsteady platform & shooting offhand, while wearing a fucking tank-top, with Penny also standing in the truck bed and potential path of hot brass (or a muzzle swinging around as fatty falls over). I mean good goddamn; where was Murphy during all of this?
While they could definitely shoot closer to the ranch & have berms or banks naturally available, it looks like they drive a couple miles to the state land across Hwy 69. There's probably close to 20 miles of nothing beyond that going west. The only reason I can think of is because they use range trips as a show of force; rolling past the neighbors & House of Earl like hajis in a Hilux.
I think I've seen them show off paper targets maybe twice, so they probably just use bottles/cans/junk.
Do we even know that she had a place of her own? She never filmed anything outside of a bathroom or a bed, which suggests to me that she did not have her own access to common areas of a living space.
Name: Alyssa Jo Frauens Known aliases: AJ Frauens, Stella Lawrence, Zion Stellar, Kindness, runawayroostudios Date of birth February 20th, 1992
(month/day is calculated from here and may be a little off) Languages: English (native), German (“elementary proficiency”), Spanish (“limited working proficiency”) Family: Matthew Frauens (dad), Roseanne Frauens (mom), Nicolaus Frauens (younger brother), Amelia Frauens (younger sister), plus a lot of others on her mom’s side.
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Despite what Alyssa claims, she was born to Roseanne Frauens, who is her biological mother.
Whether her biological father is Matthew Frauens is up for debate, however. He certainly refers to her as his daughter, but Alyssa was born early 1992 and he and Roseanne didn’t marry until 1993 – so it’s feasible she got pregnant by someone else and Matthew took her in. (I’d say the father might be David, from the marriage history below, though that’s speculation. I cannot find any Jewish Texan David DeLoaches anywhere for what it’s worth.)
However, a point in favour of her being Matthew’s is that she is the spitting image of her sister (who we will get to shortly), Amelia:
Early Adulthood
I’ve found absolutely sweet fuck all on her childhood or early adolescence, because neither of her parents seemed to use FB around then. So we start with Alyssa graduating high school in 2009, aged 17. Unclear if this is because she was super bright, or if she was let go out of pity (I vote the latter).
There’s then a weird gap for about a year, until June 2010 mom posts about Alyssa’s first day of working at Red Robin. A month later, July 2010, mom mentions Alyssa has gotten another job, and will be taking classes at Red Rocks Community College. Then in August 2011, mom makes a comment about Alyssa going to pick up her Red Rocks ID. But then in November, her mom is talking about how pleased she is Alyssa's decided to go to Red Rock and not Minnesota?
Another year’s gap, and April 2011 we get news Alyssa’s got a place in Americorps, six months from now. She’s also doing a play at Red Rocks.
Note the interesting choice of words mom uses about the play, and the weird gaps where she’s not doing anything, and the relief at Alyssa staying close “sounds like things are on the right track” comment. This is definitely a kid that’s having Problems. Yearly rape and schizophrenia and drug traffickers, or whatever else she’s claimed? I’m still doubtful about that. But this is not painting a picture of a healthy, stable young adult.
Beyond this point… things get a bit murky. She’s notably absent from her mother’s posts from 2011-2014 (despite plenty of Amelia), though I have no idea how long she spent in AmeriCorps, so that might be it. She’s also got this thing on her LinkedIn, which suggests she was gainfully employed at some point, namely during 2013; Wendy seems to have worked for Microsoft/Bing and perhaps contracted out to TEKsystems, doing land surveying. Unclear what job Alyssa had working with her, though.
After that, there’s intermittent pictures from her parents’ FBs that show her looking reasonably happy and pretty similar to what we’ve seen from her on twitter (sans nakedness), from 2015 onwards (including the doggy pic from her AJ Frauens FB). The below is a sampling is from 2018 onwards, for funsies.
The runawayroostudios Instagram is her most recent social media account before KindKinkster; it was last active approx. 4 years ago, so 2017-ish. Based on the number of lingerie/stripper posts on her twitter, and the clear attempt at a thirst-trap with that Instagram, and the radio silence from mum, I’m kind of inclined to think she was actually doing some weird combination of sex work and modelling and mooching off of people. Difficult to tell. And I’m certainly not using Alyssa herself as a source of information, given… well. The entirety of this post.
The Car Saga
Takes place during the aforementioned early adulthood. Presented without comment (other than to say "aww yes my 19 year old is building her credit history" is really weird), straight from her mother’s facebook, because it’s fucking hilarious.
Health
For reasons that will shortly become obvious, I’m prefacing this section by saying that her mother seems to have suffered some kind of significant spinal problem back in 2014 and is now on disability, and her brother is a full-blown autist. (Yes, Alyssa’s twitter is the evidence for that one, but if you hunt down any photos of Nicolaus it’s fairly obvious. So she gets my trust for that one (1) tweet, and no others.)
There’s probably more but, I’m not gonna lie, I got bored searching random illnesses on her twitter to see whether she claimed them or not. Of note from that list, personality disorders shouldn’t be diagnosed in children as the brain is still developing, and she claims to have been diagnosed somewhere between 13-15; DID also shouldn’t be diagnosed in kids, and she claims to have been diagnosed age 16; also a lot of her mental health stuff has enormous symptom overlap, so any clinician worth their salt wouldn’t be diagnosing e.g. autism on top of schizophrenia on top of BPD on top of what-the-fuck-ever.
Oh, and she got that spinal injury fighting Proud Boys to save a woman and her child, and then got beaten up by the husband for it.
Oh, and the worst part of seizures is that… she can’t masturbate while she’s having them, or immediately after. I wish I was kidding.
How is she using twitter if she can’t move her arms, you ask? With her feet, obviously.
Oh, and of course, like any good munchie, her sickness magically disappears whenever she gets the chance to go hang out with her favourite-person-of-the-moment Paul “Pedo Dad” Mendoza and do some “fun” stuff. (Side note: does she know daddy Mendoza was a pedo? Is she, CSA survivor that she is, aware Bonnie still thinks highly of his pedo dad?
Also remember that this is the sickly, fragile woman who was, in her words, a “butch lesbian firefighter” in AmeriCorps.
Now, if you’re thinking this all sounds a little unlikely and ridiculous, you would be right. After all, even Alyssa’s sister thinks she’s a munchie! Based Amelia.
But wait, what’s this…?
That’s right! Amelia Frauens has the munchie trifecta. For anyone not familiar with the Munchausen’s thread here on our very own farms, EDS, fibro (or POTS), and GP are claimed by basically every histrionic failure-to-launch munchie there is.
And oh boy does Amelia seem like a classic failure-to-launch munchie case: mathematics degree from university, played for the women’s team, went hiking, seemed to have had a boyfriend… and then something wack happened to her hair in 2015, and she is now fat and wears weird-coloured glasses and is on disability and is far too sick and fragile to ever play rugby again.
Oh, and Amelia might be a furry too (unclear if this is her, or a picture by her of Alyssa):
Anyway. That little diversion of bizarreness aside, I mentioned the family’s health issues (or “issues”) for two reasons: 1) Because it makes it evident that crazy runs in the family, and 2) Because it’s interesting to compare theirs, real or not, to Alyssa’s. Her mother had a back injury? Alyssa has a sooper serious spinal injury she got from punching nazis. Her brother is autistic? Alyssa is also autistic except no one ever noticed because ableism or whatever and she’s very sad about it. Amelia has (admittedly, probably fictional) EDS, GP, and fibro, and needs a wheelchair? Alyssa has those too, and also needs a wheelchair too, and if the doctors weren’t such meanies and so expensive then she would be properly diagnosed with them as well. And because she absolutely has to be the most special-ist, she’s also got a hundred different other things on top of them.
All this to say: BPD is probably the only legitimate diagnosis on her whole list of bullshit health issues.
Photos
Finally, to cap this whole thing off, some of my favourite non-twitter photos I found of Alyssa during my searches. Enjoy!
I imagine at the very least there’s going to be some kind of conflict between Kevin and Bonnie. Based on their Twitter interactions, Kevin was really desperate for Alyssa/Stella/Kidmess’ attention, and I can’t imagine he’s taking the fact that she more or less dusted him for Bonnie well.
Not surprising, imo. From her tweets about work, it sounds like she hates women, and Bonnie still has a dick (I think?). Probably why she decided to become a trans-man, too. Mommy issues?
Wait, how did she breastfeed the kids? A wet nurse has to have her own infant in order to be able to pull that off. I can't see any parent wanting the help to breastfeed the kid anyway. Formula's not that bad.
And unless apothecary is code for drug dealer, that is a really bad business plan. She's basically going to live at the ranch and larp as a healer. I guess if she fucks Bonnie and cleans the hovel, they might get something out of it. But the risk of an epic crazy meltdown kind of negates all that.
I will laugh my ass off if it is a biological woman that takes down the mighty troon tranch.
Things from today that I didn't see posted. Most of it is NSFW for tits but this whole thread basically is at this point sooo...
Kindness is pretending to be a retarded cat instead of her reality, which is that she is a retarded human.
Kindness pretends to be a retarded wolf.
Just a thought: Kindness seems to think that she will supplement her income with sexwork now that she quit her job. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to realize that unlike 2-3 years ago, she currently looks like a Feral Ghoul.
I'm pretty sure most of the growers in California are packing heat. The rule is that if you're out in the woods and you find an illegal grow, you nope the fuck out retracing your steps as closely as possible. There's tiger traps and shit out there.
The legal growers I've talked to (sample size: 4) all seem like the gun-owning type. One of them threatened to shoot my co-worker, but I don't know what the full legality of her setup was.
Anyone expecting the ATF to come in with a tank is going to be disappointed.
Why bother calling yourself the law-skirting euphemism "escort" if youre going to make public posts saying "I waspaid for sex. You can pay me for sex. I accept cash or trade of goods for sex."
Why bother calling yourself the law-skirting euphemism "escort" if youre going to make public posts saying "I waspaid for sex. You can pay me for sex. I accept cash or trade of goods for sex."
I was previously thinking that she didn't need a thread, but at this point that thread would probably be funny enough of in and of itself and would make this thread less flooded Kindness content.
Chest acne as a side effect of testosterone most likely. Not sure we have any photos from the opposite side but I'd bet she has it worse on her upper back.
