1/31/2019 - Discussing investigation with TPD sergeant - Tom calls the cops over a video game meme

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In grand fashion, Tom gets scared out of his mind when he reads on AMB that his nemesis Pete Clark is going to appear during the Gem Show and stomp him into a shartpuddle. Tom also views the following video and believes an Internet troll is going to burn his house down...with the lemons.


Tom descends into further madness as his mental illness kicks into overdrive and he starts tarding out over being a Targeted Individual since 1999, maaaaaaan. I give this video 8 out of 10. There are some real gems in here. Especially when the cop heartily "misgenders" Tom in troll-like fashion.


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That officer is a brilliant operator. He put the onus on Tom to pull his weight. Tom, who has a history of 100% failure, will clearly fail to deliver and will thus be pacified for another period of time before he chimps out again. In sum, Officer Peterson is a sly genius who tricked Tom into showing his crazy with one question. It's almost like Peterson knows Tom's history, reads KF, and was looking to troll him for us.
 
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two things.
1. he owns a broom yet his house always looks like shit. He must be too busy to clean up.
2. he said before if anyone tries to confront him at the rock show, there would huge Mexicans there to protect him.
 
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Tom straight points out how much of a dude he is near the end.

"I know I don't pass or look or sound feminine."
"I always found men pushy amd smelly."
"People don't always read me right and when they call me a man I tell them I'm not and they're 'cool'."
 
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It seems like the police are pretending to care and throwing him a bone once in a while to shut him up while waiting for him to keel over. There is no real reason for him to call the police in the first place but it's easier for them to just say what he wants to hear rather than argue with him.
 
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YourUnclesDad said:
It seems like the police are pretending to care and throwing him a bone once in a while to shut him up while waiting for him to keel over. There is no real reason for him to call the police in the first place but it's easier for them to just say what he wants to hear rather than argue with him.
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The only question is, whenever Tommy calls them, do they draw straws, or play rock-paper-scissors to determine which officer has to answer his call?
 
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