[10/19/16] Phil Hexes Portland because "Discourse™" - Also listens to gay cock music

[Positron]

Bonus -- Edge Card:

Social Suicide
- Player suffers -5 reputation.
- All non-trannies keep laughing for the next round.
- Any tranny must cast "Protection Against Scams" at -6 or lose 50 gold.

 

[Pikimon]

Motherfucker lives in Portland, possibly the most LGBT friendly city in the entire United States and he still bitches and moans like he lives in the Ivory Coast of Western Africa, struggling to find food and shit.

Also hilarious that he (a white man) is giving praise to the Cartels, who are the single most biggest cause of Latino/a deaths in Mexico and Central America. It would be like a white man obsessed with Chinese Culture praising the Japanese in the Rape of Nanking.

 

[Beaniebon]

I am so lost. Who is running transwomen out of Portland? What does he mean by callout culture?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I'd be funny if Portland's crime figures actually decrease from here on.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

He's mentioned La Coka Nostra a few times. I don't think he knows they're 4 white guys. DJ Lethal was in House of Pain and Limp Bizkit.

 

[bacterium]

™
No content note, I am triggered, thanks Phil.

 

[moorhen]

I am so lost. Who is running transwomen out of Portland? What does he mean by callout culture?

He makes it up in is head so he doesn't have to cope with the fact the only shitty person is himself.

If I'm not mistaken, callout culture stems largely from tumblr, and people just make long posts about how bad people are with "evidence". It's become the in way to deal with someone you've had a disagreement with.
There's s thread about it somewhere in the tumblr subforum.
But now it's spreading to trannys everywhere and Phil thinks of himself as target number one.

 

[Florence]

This has obviously been a great success.

 

[Ray Streip]

Fucking "the discourse", buzzwords forever.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

He's mentioned La Coka Nostra a few times. I don't think he knows they're 4 white guys. DJ Lethal was in House of Pain and Limp Bizkit.

Much like his obsession with Vinnie Paz, a man who's threatened to murder gays on more than one track.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Oh fatty...of all the Latin American spiritual traditions he could've claimed, devotion to Santa Muerte is one of the ones he's least suited for. She takes effort after all, and effort is something Phil is almost as allergic to as soap.

Phil should've gone for Umbanda. It is after all, candomble for White People.
Plus he could've latched onto the Pomba Gira=yay sex work bullshit some Bay Area idiots use to dance slutty.

 

[Positron]

Oh fatty...of all the Latin American spiritual traditions he could've claimed, devotion to Santa Muerte is one of the ones he's least suited for. She takes effort after all, and effort is something Phil is almost as allergic to as soap.

But skeleteens are so 3DGY!

 

[Spudnik]

EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF PHIL CURSING PORTLAND!

 

[Hyperion]

Oh no some filthy sped cursed me with his taco bell magic

Oh please help me Geraldo Potter

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If I had a dime for everytime Phil used the word discourse, I would have more dimes then Phil.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Don't witches have like The Rule of Three or some shit where if you use your bullshit magic for trivial or vindictive stuff it's supposed to rebound on the caster three times worse?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Don't witches have like The Rule of Three or some shit where if you use your bullshit magic for trivial or vindictive stuff it's supposed to rebound on the caster three times worse?

That's only part of a small number of traditions. Most generally don't give a fuck, and the price for using stuff for vindictive and petty reasons is getting known as a vindictive and petty douchebag. And Phil already has that covered.

 

[Positron]

Don't witches have like The Rule of Three or some shit where if you use your bullshit magic for trivial or vindictive stuff it's supposed to rebound on the caster three times worse?

Three times zero is still zero.

 

[Henry Bemis]

What does he mean by callout culture?

The unsustainable, self-destructive culture that he bound himself to, and which is now surely destroying him.

 

[Smutley]

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAA