🍽️ حلال Sir Wulfington / Lord Balderdash / Wulfgar Von Heltzer - "GG /EDF/KiwiFarms reject" & Dog Fucker

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José Mourinho

José Mourinho

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@Lord RainbowDash was a hero to this forum, known for tardraging and being mocked on this very forum.

He initially joined this forum for #GamerGate discussion, later on turned into a laughingstock because he treated gaming as his life and more spergy shit:

You can start here to witness his tardraging:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gamergate-events-and-discussion.5742/page-93#post-420102

See this is why I called you a troll before, not because of your opinions on the subject, but that you post shit like this, than you expect me to take you seriously.
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It's the shit you say, it's so fucking absurd that there's no way that you're actually serious. Nobody gives a fuck if someone from anti comes in here, it's asshat shitstirrers like you, catparty, and troy who do nothing but flop in here and spew drivel that's obviously meant to annoy people trying to actually have a legitimate discussion, like repeatedly saying "actually, it's about ethics", and then bitch that this thread's a hugbox that wants no opposing viewpoints when you get called out on your obvious attempts at baiting.

I'm not fucking stupid, so stop thinking I'm gonna take your shitty posts seriously.
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Read the shit he posts, does it look like he's interested in anything other than striking nerves? The only people who've come in here opposing Gamergate have been Dynastia, Catparty, Troy and Marvin. Marvin and Troy are both ignorant to the subject, but Troy keeps coming in here to say Gamergate is teh sexist, and then fails to back up his shit, then fucks off for a while. Catparty has done nothing but poke the hornet's nest, and Dynastia seemed to me innitially that he was actually interested in discussion but it's become clear he's a shit-stirrer as well.

It has NOTHING to do with what side your on, it's what they say that results in me not wanting to discuss with them. If they want to make claims, then they better fucking back them up, which they've failed to do. Posting instances of retards in Gamergate (or what they claim to be) than acting like that puts a dent in GG's integrity is not a solid argument, it's generalizing. People post screencaps of fucked up shit anti-gg members have said, but I don't recall saying any of them were representative of their side as a whole. Unlike Dynastia.

Not only that, but more than once he's said things about me that aren't true. He posted tweets of Mike Cernovich from a year or 2 ago saying that date-rape isn't rape, and I said that I had seen him address those tweets recently and that I don't believe he still holds those views, but that I still found him to be in the wrong there. And then Dynastia accuses me of defending a rapist. And now he's saying I think vidya holds priority over food and water.

I'm not even going to address everything wrong with his last post because he's not worth my time. All I'm gonna say else is that if you can't see that he's clearly here to do nothing but stir up shit and derail, fine, but I can tell. I've seen plenty of postings from people who were anti-gg, who I actually believe were serious despite how absurd their posts were.

Dynastia, on the other hand, is an obvious troll, and I'm not falling for it..
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There's also more tardraging from him too on this forum, but there's quite a lot, so I'll post this one for now. It's about him sperging about Sonic Boom and him defending it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonic-boom-gameplay-spoiler-lol-its-shit.5861/

Tho those are admittedly pretty bad, they're cutscene issues, not anything that impacts the gameplay. It's really nitpicky to give a shit about that, honestly.

Also, they took far longer than I did to figure out where to go next. If they would just go to one of the few big gates, they'd be able to get through, as I recall. Even if they can't figure that out, they could've just hit the pause button, selected "Map" and it would show them an exclamation mark on the location they need to go, along with, on the bottom right hand of the screen, an objectives button.

I never even needed to do that, I just looked around and figured out very quickly that one of the big gates leads out to the next zone.

Game Grumps are still retarded as ever, I see, and, yet again, blaming the game for their own stupidity.
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I didn't say break the game, or that there was anything wrong with speed-rushing. Just saying based on my experience, I assume a speed-rush is required to beat it in 4 hours. And as bad as the errors in the cutscene are, why do you care? I never even noticed them until I watched that Game Grumps episode. That's probably why they left it that way, because they were short on time and decided it was better to just leave it the way it is. Whether or not they have any legitimate excuse for being so short on time that they couldn't finish polishing their fucking game is another story.

I said it's nitpicky because you're making a big deal over something that has zero impact on what actually matters: the gameplay. It seems like something you'd only notice if you were purposefully looking for a problem. The story is shit anyway, so less reason to give a damn about cutscene errors. Most of them are skippable from the get-go too. It just furthers my speculation that people are looking for reasons to hate the game. People were shitting all over it well before it even released.

I'm pretty sure I've played games that have gotten far better reviews overall that have far less substance than this game, yet most people love them. Nor are significantly any less broken (if broken at all). It just tells me not to take anyone's opinions but my own seriously when it comes to vidya, just watch gameplay footage and judge for myself.
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Of course, you might be wondering: Why am I making this thread? Is this over a stupid forum member who was hilarious here?

Well, this is where the shitstorm begins. He was actually a member from EDF and he was made fun for being a bigger dogfucker than Sarah fucking Butts. Even EDF and the bronies had enough of his shit.

Let's reiterate what has happened, shall we?

1. Wulfington acts like a faggot, tries to taunt people into finding his pictures of him
2. They find them, and he's convicted of being a dog fucker.
3. Boudica and Scum derail the thread to oblivion with a pedophilic choose your own adventure epic
4. Boudie and Tiger derail further with their shit memes and marriage
5. Vermin tries to troll and closes thread
6. Mods get mad, and more shit hits the fan.

Please stay tune for more epic drama that is sure to come!
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https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/sir-wulfington-battle-grounds.21887/

Here's some good stuff lol:
Link: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...ngton-battle-grounds.21887/page-3#post-724506
No, what happened was I was desperate for a source of income at the time so I tried selling my shitty animal drawings for stupidly high prices, and on the MLP forums, in order to sell commissions, you need to post it in a specific subforum there which requires you to have admin (Feld0) permission (which the site takes a cut out of, fucking jews), so I messaged him, he responded after 2 weeks, he literally just apologized for taking so long and then didn't even give me fucking permission to post commissions.

So waiting two more fucking months I finally see that he had given a person who had only been on the forum for a few days or a week (meaning I had been waiting far longer than he had even been a fucking member) permission to take commissions, which caused me to finally snap, say some not-so-nice things to the admin (to which he never responded), than I spoke to one of the mods after demanding answers and the guy told me that Feld0 was ignoring me because he had a personal beef with me (which made no sense because I never even communicated with the guy at any point in my entire year-long stay there, and was otherwise a well-behaved poster who stayed out of trouble), and due to my mean message to Feld0 he was "definitely never going to give me permission".

Said mod refused to elaborate as to what this prior "beef" with me was, because he didn't know and he didn't want to get involved in "personal matters", so my only option was to take it up with Feld0 himself, WHO WAS FUCKING IGNORING ME.

There was one decent mod who actually attempted to get a response out of the admin to no avail, I recall any other mods I spoke to just brushed me off saying "you're free to leave at any time", obviously not giving a fuck. The only other explanation I got was Feld0 was just too busy with bronycon, which I refused to accept only because of that other guy who, in my time waiting and who had asked LONG AFTER ME, got admin permission to post commissions, and I was too angry to accept the possibility that said guy just managed to message Feld0 at the right time when he wasn't busy.

Eventually I sperged out and started trying to spread the word of what happened to as many members as I could, and I was banned because of "creating drama". Feld0 blocked me on deviantart when I tried messaging him there, on the MLP forums official deviantart (because I was telling people what happened in the chat section). After it was clear I was never going to get a response from Feld0, I soon found out about his other website, Wii U Go, which had a forum, so I took to there to tell my story.

The users laughed at me for referring to Feld0 as their "admin", due to the fact that he had abandoned them and the site for his pony forum long ago, and that this site was only alive due to ad revenue from his pony site. They told me they weren't surprised by my story, that this type of behavior was normal for him, and he was a control freak faggot basically. Everyone there hates him for abandoning the site for ponies.

Anyway, after Feld0 MAGICALLY returned to his abandoned Wii U forum just to permaban me, I later went back to deviantart and checked my messages (I had previousy sent the same messages to some of the users from MLP forums who had deviantart accounts, and some people following the official MLP forum DA account and Feldo's DA followers), and given this very interesting message by one of those individuals.......:

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The had told me they wanted to commission me to do art for them, tho they never responded when I agreed, mysteriously. Probably because I was shit, but why even ask me in the first place? Anyway, I later asked that one mod who actually gave a fuck one last time to know why I was really banned, to which he responded:

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(Artemis being the fag mod who said my commission thread permission request to Feld0 was being ignored all that time due to a "personal beef" in the past that never even happened and refused to elaborate)

He also addressed that message I got from cast2012:

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So I thanked him for actually giving me an answer, and accepted that I probably overreacted and moved on. But still, no answers to that story from cast2012, and the things I've had about him on his abandoned site Wii U Go, along with that one mod saying Feld0's reasoning for not responding was due to a prior "beef" he had with me, STILL, to this day, I have no idea what that "beef" was.......but I guess it will all forever remain a mystery.
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There's still much more info from him, but here's the basics for now. Have fun. :julay:
 
Aw man why do I always miss the good stuff when it's happening :(
 
The guy baited and tried way too hard.

Wulfgar is the perfect example of a trollshield. He tries so hard to be a le epick troll that he ends up drawing way too much attention to himself. And since it's all an act for attention he feeds off it and reveals all of his disturbing traits he tried to hide in the first place.

And we repeatedly told him what he was doing wrong. It's clear, like Homer and Connor that learning wasn't his strong suit
 
Alan Pardew said:
You can start here to witness his tardraging:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gamergate-events-and-discussion.5742/page-93#post-420102
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For the people who weren't around when it happened ; my recollections as best as I can recollect them.

LBD was making a name for himself by tardraging hard in the Gamergate and Sonic Boom threads. People were complaining that any time they posted anything remotely critical of gamergate they got dumbrated and screamed at by spergs until they leave the thread. I decided to lay a little bait and LBD ate it up like crazy. The gamergate thread is a lot of tl;dr at first but when CatParty, Satan and applecat and such join in it evens out. At some point Hellblazer decided to start undoing all of LBD's kneejerk dumbrates to see how he'd react, because it sounded funny. LBD kept re-rating them, and Hellblazer kept undoing them, to the tune of 20 or 30 times, over several hours, with LBD getting madder and madder. Eventually Null came in, called by LBD's incessant reporting of all my posts as 'trolling', took a glance over it and said 'holy shit dude ur a chimpanzee lol', then threadbanned him and changed his name and avatar to Rainbow Dash, because he's a brony sperg. At this point he decided the entire forum was 'mass-trolling' him by 'pretending to think he's a sperg' in a conspiracy orchestrated by me, CatParty and Null. The best reactions are on his profile, especially in the comment chain started by Satan nearest to the bottom. He also spammed pony gifs on the profiles of everyone he thought wronged him. kek
 
@Alan Pardew, do you still have the chatlogs from the day Null changed Boulder Dash's name to Lord Rainbow Dash? Those were fucking hilarious and they'd be a great for this thread.
 
Dynastia said:
For the people who weren't around when it happened ; my recollections as best as I can recollect them.

LBD was making a name for himself by tardraging hard in the Gamergate and Sonic Boom threads. People were complaining that any time they posted anything remotely critical of gamergate they got dumbrated and screamed at by spergs until they leave the thread. I decided to lay a little bait and LBD ate it up like crazy. The gamergate thread is a lot of tl;dr at first but when CatParty, Satan and applecat and such join in it evens out. At some point Hellblazer decided to start undoing all of LBD's kneejerk dumbrates to see how he'd react, because it sounded funny. LBD kept re-rating them, and Hellblazer kept undoing them, to the tune of 20 or 30 times, over several hours, with LBD getting madder and madder. Eventually Null came in, called by LBD's incessant reporting of all my posts as 'trolling', took a glance over it and said 'holy shit dude ur a chimpanzee lol', then threadbanned him and changed his name and avatar to Rainbow Dash, because he's a brony sperg. At this point he decided the entire forum was 'mass-trolling' him by 'pretending to think he's a sperg' in a conspiracy orchestrated by me, CatParty and Null. The best reactions are on his profile, especially in the comment chain started by Satan nearest to the bottom. He also spammed pony gifs on the profiles of everyone he thought wronged him. kek
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He was also the reason why our Gamergate thread got locked several times and why multiple pages of shitposting back and forth with him would regularly get deleted. He also socked as soon as he got banned from posting in it and even fucking admitted it was to circumvent the ban. That and because people kept making fun of him.
 
let's not forget his meltdown for being "censored" from making cwc prison rape jokes (real reason the jokes aren't funny/overdone)
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Cuddlebug said:
He was also the reason why our Gamergate thread got locked several times and why multiple pages of shitposting back and forth with him would regularly get deleted. He also socked as soon as he got banned from posting in it and even fucking admitted it was to circumvent the ban. That and because people kept making fun of him.
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He socked again a few months later as Wulfgar von something because he wanted to 'start over' and got spotted pretty quick for being the same old Men's Rights autism-sperg.
 
Dynastia said:
He socked again a few months later as Wulfgar von something because he wanted to 'start over' and got spotted pretty quick for being the same old Men's Rights autism-sperg.
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He picked "Heltzer" as the last part of his username and I sometimes saw him post in the Andrew Dobson thread. He had a baby Rainbow Dash avatar too.
 
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