Facebook 2014-01-03 FB: Chris reviews his church

[Surtur]

 

[EvilMagi-chan]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Again OPL's expectation that random strangers are just going to walk up to him and ask him out/introduce him to girls astounds me. Also considering the one time someone did approach him he treated them with suspicion and scorn. So people aren't just to approach him but they must also go through great lengths to prove they are not a troll before Chris will even consider being nice to them.

 

[Dunsparce]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Wasn't he complaining about his church before because they wouldn't help him with his bullshit?

Then again Chris flip-flops on many things constantly so it's no surprise that one minute he thinks his church is full of JERKs and the next minute they're the only kind people in the area.

 

[cypocryphy]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

So he's labeling the random strangers who don't pay attention to him in public as unfriendly and snobbish?

I highly doubt that he has a friendly demeanor when he's out in public though.

 

[Rio]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Wasn't he complaining about his church before because they wouldn't help him with his bullshit?

Then again Chris flip-flops on many things constantly so it's no surprise that one minute he thinks his church is full of JERKs and the next minute they're the only kind people in the area.

Yeah, I think he called them unsympathetic to him because he wasn't allowed to speak up about his problems as much as he wanted to or something.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

He wants something from them in the immediate future. Gotta be.

 

[The Nameless One]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Is this a prelude to the "Spiritual Revival Saga?" Since Chris has fully alienated 100% of his former high school classmates, is he now going to repeat the exact same process (being Chris) by trying to reconnect with his fellow churchgoers?

CHURCH IS SOCIALLY AWESOME AND COOL!

And how much longer until we see a Lego Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church?

 

[4Macie]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Wasn't he complaining about his church before because they wouldn't help him with his bullshit?

Then again Chris flip-flops on many things constantly so it's no surprise that one minute he thinks his church is full of JERKs and the next minute they're the only kind people in the area.

I don't think this was the church he was bitching about. He's gone to several different churches because they either 1) ask him to leave or 2) care about other people's problems and don't feel the need to read an 'ask for prayer card' that reads "I need a hot/beautiful/cute sweetheart and the trolls to take down all those slanderous posts" every week.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Caring as in the old people that feel obligated to talk to him once in awhile? Surprised he is going to the church to be honest.

Also I love how he has to add that it's in VA with both cities. Cause, y'know, he could be talking about Charlottesville, NV in this post about a VA church.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

I bet this is just another attempt to shame the Manchester High crew. Chris could have made a review at any point over the last year but he chose to do something like this now because he's still upset with how the reunion drama has turned out.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Does Chris even have members of his old congregation as his Facebook friends? Is he now trying to butter up to them since doing that to his high school gal-pals didn't work out?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Chris' overblown belief in his own self importance is well documented, but I still find it really bizarre that he seems to feel that random passers by should be paying fealty to him.
I wonder if he still believes himself to be the word famous Christian Weston Chandler and his struggles against the cruel world are common knowledge, therefore everybody on the street should know who he is on sight and offer him words of kindness and support?
Or maybe it's more like he views others in town like NPC's in an rpg and should converse with him on request?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

He wants something from them in the immediate future. Gotta be.

I wonder it he's trying to do some buttering up in the attempt to be allowed to join in the voicing of concerns? (I don't recall the actual name of what they banned him from.)

 

[Some JERK]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Well, his previous, long-standing theoretical hugbox just got busted wide open and set on fire. Maybe he's just trying to scramble into a new one? Or maybe someone close to him, upon hearing about the GalPal fiasco, told him to try to only associate with good people who would never do such things, like the people at church? Maybe this is just an excuse for Chris to be a negative, finger-pointing shithead under the flimsy guise of actually saying something positive. I don't know. I think that most likely, It's that Chris can't separate praising one thing or group from slamming another thing or group, because to him it's all related. ie: the world revolves around him.

We'll see.

 

[Chrysterectomy]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Again OPL's expectation that random strangers are just going to walk up to him and ask him out/introduce him to girls astounds me. Also considering the one time someone did approach him he treated them with suspicion and scorn. So people aren't just to approach him but they must also go through great lengths to prove they are not a troll before Chris will even consider being nice to them.

Unless it's an attractive girl, then she wouldn't have to prove not being a troll.

So he's labeling the random strangers who don't pay attention to him in public as unfriendly and snobbish?

I highly doubt that he has a friendly demeanor when he's out in public though.

I can't imagine him paying attention to his surroundings when in public to notice other people.

 

[soIregistered]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Even a 5 star review from Chris ends up being waa-waa bitching about something. I've come to the realization that all he does is bitch, moan, whine and complain anymore. There is nothing more to him. He's a sad, mean old lady in a 32 year old transvestite body.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

He wants something from them in the immediate future. Gotta be.

The public thread talked about a pizza party, so I looked it up

Younger members of the Wesley Memorial family will be hanging out and making pizzas at church on Friday, Jan.3rd at 5:30 PM. If you're in middle school or high school, you're invited!

Unlikely he's trying to get in on free pizza, but then again....

 

[Holdek]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

Or maybe it's more like he views others in town like NPC's in an rpg and should converse with him on request?

Yeah, but if they did they would just say:

 

[4Macie]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

He wants something from them in the immediate future. Gotta be.

I wonder it he's trying to do some buttering up in the attempt to be allowed to join in the voicing of concerns? (I don't recall the actual name of what they banned him from.)

It was called, " Sharing of Joys and Concerns" and not only was he banned from that, he was banned from the Church itself for a month. Chris really hates the pastor there (Ed Winkler) so I don't think he's buttering up to be able to talk during this time, I think he's buttering them up so he can get something later. And it might not even be FROM the church, it might just be a "hey, I wrote this great review from my church, now I would like ____________"

Some people are claiming that they think this is Chris just trying to fight the troll review from 2 months ago; I don't agree. Chris has NEVER done something nice for someone without expecting something in return.

 

[HerebeDragons]

Re: FB 1/3/2014 - Chris reviews his church

He wants something from them in the immediate future. Gotta be.

The public thread talked about a pizza party, so I looked it up

Younger members of the Wesley Memorial family will be hanging out and making pizzas at church on Friday, Jan.3rd at 5:30 PM. If you're in middle school or high school, you're invited!

Unlikely he's trying to get in on free pizza, but then again....

You never know...Chris still pretty much thinks of himself as highschool age. He might honestly think that being "young at heart" would qualify him and get him the inside with some future potential sweethearts.