Facebook 2014-01-04 FB: Pokemon and friend requests

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brothers, here is the Facebook update from today

 

[Dollars2010]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

There's been some comments on the Nuzlocke post:

 

[Mr. 0]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

...Why is Watermelon's name censored on that post?

How many friends do you think Chris has managed to obtain over failbook anyway? He's usually quick to block people if they say something he decides he doesn't like.

 

[Ronichu]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

I found "No more questions" to be very funny. Like a celebrity at a press conference might say, which Chris undoubtedly thinks he is.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Next Four Updates:

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Holdek]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

There's been some comments on the Nuzlocke post:
http://i.imgur.com/2wiKt3Q.png

Guys I think Watermelon might actually be dumber than Chris. :?

 

[Marvin]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

How many friends do you think Chris has managed to obtain over failbook anyway? He's usually quick to block people if they say something he decides he doesn't like.

He doesn't actually block people that frequently, if at all. Quite a few people exceed the "hurtful truth level" and Chris gets cranky, but they still stick around to continue to do it.

Anyway, his friends count is currently in the 70's.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

He doesn't actually block people that frequently, if at all. Quite a few people exceed the "hurtful truth level" and Chris gets cranky, but they still stick around to continue to do it.

Anyway, his friends count is currently in the 70's.

I know for a fact that he blocked a person who commented on his status about the Autistic sex-dream scandal, but they might have only been "friends-of-a-friend".

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Anyway, his friends count is currently in the 70's.

While his fashion sense is firmly ensconced in the 80's.

 

[exball]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

So Chris plans to move all fainted pokèmon to box 15. I guess he still believes fictional characters are real then.

 

[Null]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Yeah, you're actually supposed to release them. That's the entire point. You start to care more about the pokemon, because you know if they lose a fight they're gone forever. It's supposed to make it more interesting to older people looking for a Hardcore-style permadeath gamemode of Pokemon. By not releasing anything, he's probably going to take on the mentality that he can use "dead" pokemon to get by as long as the ending looks like he actually beat the game legitimately.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

I don't get why Chris keeps hating on 4chan. Very little of that website involves trolling. Most of 4chan consists of actual discussion on a variety of topics. Chris is making up most of his misery.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Yeah, you're actually supposed to release them. That's the entire point. You start to care more about the pokemon, because you know if they lose a fight they're gone forever. It's supposed to make it more interesting to older people looking for a Hardcore-style permadeath gamemode of Pokemon. By not releasing anything, he's probably going to take on the mentality that he can use "dead" pokemon to get by as long as the ending looks like he actually beat the game legitimately.

Most likely. Hell, a good chunk of the updates he makes publicly will probably just be lies.

Because, you know, he needs to have the glory that comes with convincing people he beat a harder version of a child's game.

 

[Holdek]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Does Chris think it's inviting to have these friend requests with his face as his profile?

 

[thehunteroftrolls]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Yeah, you're actually supposed to release them. That's the entire point. You start to care more about the pokemon, because you know if they lose a fight they're gone forever. It's supposed to make it more interesting to older people looking for a Hardcore-style permadeath gamemode of Pokemon. By not releasing anything, he's probably going to take on the mentality that he can use "dead" pokemon to get by as long as the ending looks like he actually beat the game legitimately.

Perhaps Chris' reluctance to release them can be traced back to his unorthodox beliefs regarding reality and fiction. He may well believe that releasing a slain Pokemon amounts to literal murder.

 

[BiggerJ]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

I found "No more questions" to be very funny. Like a celebrity at a press conference might say, which Chris undoubtedly thinks he is.

Still better than 'I No Socialize Online'.

 

[Thetan]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

Yeah, you're actually supposed to release them. That's the entire point. You start to care more about the pokemon, because you know if they lose a fight they're gone forever. It's supposed to make it more interesting to older people looking for a Hardcore-style permadeath gamemode of Pokemon. By not releasing anything, he's probably going to take on the mentality that he can use "dead" pokemon to get by as long as the ending looks like he actually beat the game legitimately.

Most likely. Hell, a good chunk of the updates he makes publicly will probably just be lies.

Because, you know, he needs to have the glory that comes with convincing people he beat a harder version of a child's game.

Guess he should get busy updating his resume then......

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

I found "No more questions" to be very funny. Like a celebrity at a press conference might say, which Chris undoubtedly thinks he is.

Chris thinks he has the right to dictate the course of conversations. You're only allowed to talk about what he wants to talk about.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: FB 1-4-14 Pokemon and friend requests

I found "No more questions" to be very funny. Like a celebrity at a press conference might say, which Chris undoubtedly thinks he is.

Chris thinks he has the right to dictate the course of conversations. You're only allowed to talk about what he wants to talk about.

And you're only allowed to talk about what he wants to talk about in a certain way, following the mystical invisible script Chris believes the rest of the world follows.