@Null[/USER] ]To Mister Smith,
I'm very sorry about sending you the medallion with the angry face. And, I should have just treated you like the other customers and given you the original in the first place. But you did get that, with the second one. And I apologize for drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head, because you sent my finances down the drain there, like a sinking ship, and I'm very sorry.
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life!
[ Long, strained groan ]
[ Chris lays his hand into his palm and remains motionless for 15 seconds ]
[ Sigh ]