The UTTP / UTubeTrollPolice / Cartoon Police Groups - From 2010's Internet trolling to federal crimes, pedophilia, lolcow community crossovers, and federal raids. Currently balkanized across the Internet. Seized by Skibidi Farms and various 764 orbiters.

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SHITFUCKER6969 said:
He's still seething:story:
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I can't dox but I doxed you and Iceddave and FPS didn't I nigga? :story:
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They deleted these messages and replaced them with this as damage control.
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His "ragebait detrace" from 5 years ago which happened to connect to a real person? Ok nigga keep coping lol.
 
Looks like sigmafarms wasn't enough, lol, they've already got a new site.

Code: 
https://uttp.net/

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The only thing that’s even remotely relevant is the thread about Slappy, where it’s implied that his connection to the foodist was much closer than he’s previously claimed. Of course, you have to take anything these niggers say with a grain of salt.

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Buster Scruggs said:
You will die alone and the most you will have accomplished is astroturfing degenerate bullshit on a niche forum based off of laughing at retards. Retard.
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That account had apparently been hanging out here for some time and went from a couple normal posts to UTTP spam. It's also been turned into a guest account as opposed to banned, which I've not seen before (though I've seen old ass guest accs here and there on old ass 2014 posts and such). What's up with that?
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DickMain said:
That account had apparently been hanging out here for some time and went from a couple normal posts to UTTP spam. It's also been turned into a guest account as opposed to banned, which I've not seen before (though I've seen old ass guest accs here and there on old ass 2014 posts and such). What's up with that?
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Probably a compromised account. Happened with @xerxes
 
ketamine jack said:
The only thing that’s even remotely relevant is the thread about Slappy, where it’s implied that his connection to the foodist was much closer than he’s previously claimed. Of course, you have to take anything these niggers say with a grain of salt.
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Well, do we think Enclave will be able to expose Slappy for his connections to Foodist News Network before he gets sent to federal prison for distributing CSAM?
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On the topic of OfficerSlappy/UTTP Forums, this one is so bizarre I thought I'd make a post about it
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For some odd reason they managed to get the Italian in on this whole thing, the entire board barely has anything to do with the UTTP itself so not sure why it was added. Maybe the self-proclaimed "GOD EMPEROR" himself might be affiliated with him in some way?
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ITALIANON IS HERE
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SHKANONTRICE TROLLS ARE SCARED
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He's also made a couple appearances in one of the image dump threads on the site
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I guess he wasn't lying when he said this in his post
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Normally I would archive these threads but unfortunately it doesn't work due to Cloudflare, enjoy the insanity either way
 
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ketamine jack said:
The only thing that’s even remotely relevant is the thread about Slappy, where it’s implied that his connection to the foodist was much closer than he’s previously claimed. Of course, you have to take anything these niggers say with a grain of salt.
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Gotta love how the two images they provided as evidence are completely ineligible to public viewers, I tried to snag them through XenForo attachments and they're smaller than Enclave's muscle mass, very smart to make your exposing evidence unreadable to guest users.

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xXInternetWarriorXx said:
Well, do we think Enclave will be able to expose Slappy for his connections to Foodist News Network before he gets sent to federal prison for distributing CSAM?
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I'd love to see whatever evidence Enclave has, but if they have this huge nuke that'd ruin his reputation why not just drop it instead of teasing? It's not a movie release it's some autistic dude on the internet who spams online, zero point in Enclave trying to hype it up when you can drop it and be done with it.
 
So, question. Is this the Scully side of the Edgesphere or the Tarrant side? What I am seeing is that these are the same faggots from the alt Soysphere the unironic lolicons, "Pedophilia I choose you!" While wearing a shirt saying "I would never ever ever fuck an actual child"

If they are the Scully side, what these kids are, is essentially walking cringe. "Pay attention to me" emos, who just want to be noticed for something/anything and because clown world is so extreme, pedophilia is the hot button for "Notice me". They are pick me fags.

The actual problem is the people who specifically network these things out, because those are actual sex offenders operating a network full of kids. Regardless, every one in these groups is an amateur, and laughingly bad at what they do. Leave this garbage behind and do something better with your time, like yelling at trannies or brown people, instead of being groomed by them.
 
two3oh9 said:
Amateur, you're supposed to detrace yourself before you get got :lol:
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Funny you say this because the first three pastes on him actually have his name listed as "Michael Woods". Just most of the other information is incorrect.
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After these, he started flooding Doxbin with detraces.

I'd also like to point out this paste.
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None of these emails are real and none of his older aliases are listed. This person is also pretending to be a Kiwifarms user for some reason. The "evidence" to prove he isn't Michael Woods is laughable as well.
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Let me present some additional evidence to prove Enclave is Michael Woods. Starting with his Roblox group.
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Link / Archive

The owner of the group (one of Enclave's alts) is "woods4913".
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He has an IRL friend in the group.:story:
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Here are some some his alts in the group.
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The account woods4913 also owns this group.
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Enclave's banned main account is in this group.
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I also found this group which has even more alts.
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One of these accounts is much older than the others. Created October 2017. When he was only 9 years old. I find it extremely hard to believe Enclave created a detrace for himself at 9 years old.
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The other solid piece of evidence is the fact that when you create a Soundcloud account, it will automatically attach your name (if it's attached to a Google account you connected) and location to your profile and you have to manually remove them in your settings after. You can try it for yourself. This retard was just too stupid to remove it after creating his account.

EDIT: Looked at the name history for his old main account.
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SHITFUCKER6969 said:
After these, he started flooding Doxbin with detraces.
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Another reason nobody uses doxbin anymore. It lost what little credibility it once had when it switched owners and got flooded by newgen comfags and retards. Maybe Michael should put up the $400 extortion fee to blacklist his name(s) :lol:
 
I want to talk about another UTTP member called lolbabs / lolbabs764

lolbabs is a kid who spends his time sending CP to other UTTP members
but thanks to the fact that all the members of the UTTP are idiots we were able to leak some things

Also made another splinter group of the uttp whit 3,000 members
I'm sure all those were bots

The Lolbab server was nuked and this is what he said

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Sending CPizza links

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Lolbabs Video founded:



Lolbabs face:

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IP: 82.11.85.43

IP Address 82.11.85.43
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Adress: 13 Gateside Ave, Bonnybridge Scotland UK
Age: 16 (2008/21/09)
 
I mostly use the 'ki for 'oxes now except the ones you can't find on there like Griffin Gaming's.

two3oh9 said:
Another reason nobody uses doxbin anymore. It lost what little credibility it once had when it switched owners and got flooded by newgen comfags and retards. Maybe Michael should put up the $400 extortion fee to blacklist his name(s) :lol:
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Yet another basic bitch UTTPfag. Not much available (yet) dumping some of his shit for science:

Here's his gay little twitter account with all of the usual suspects in his follows/following.
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And another:
https://nitter.net/Lolbabs2 (a)

And another:
https://nitter.net/loobabs5802 (a)

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https://sigmafarms.org/members/lolbabs.3/
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Some trash tiktok video that someone named "milkendrop" archived on wayback for some reason

A retarded YouTube channel containing all of the same unoriginal, boring, memes and tropes:

Another YouTube channel:

A channel he claims is his old account:
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Yet another YouTube channel:
And yet another unoriginal gay YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@rvped (ruped? okay...)

DeviantArt:
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https://www.deviantart.com/lolbabs (a)
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Void farms account:
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His banner:
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